How to troll a dating website......

[Vieste]

[smn159]

I think that this is my favourite...

[Gretchen]

Vieste said:

The drawing makes her more attractive than the reality!

[Vieste]

True and she needs some fodder in her.

[New POD]

Brilliant. I was tempted to say that the black ladies image was a bit "tongue in cheek" racist, but I think they were all fairly insulting, but lets face it a couple of those people have special needs.

[icetea]

New POD said:

Brilliant. I was tempted to say that the black ladies image was a bit "tongue in cheek" racist, but I think they were all fairly insulting, but lets face it a couple of those people have special needs.

Someone linked me to a post on Mumsnet were they're going on and on for pages about how it was racist... absolutely ridiculous though as he's equally offensive to everyone.

[Mobsta]

Cupramax said:

That one and the terminator above are Mobstas handiwork and are posted earlier in this thread

Ahh yes, Terminator the Hutt ... She wasn't as grateful as I had hoped

[Vieste]

You bad man

[Pixel Pusher]

Mobsta said:

Cupramax said:

That one and the terminator above are Mobstas handiwork and are posted earlier in this thread

Ahh yes, Terminator the Hutt ... She wasn't as grateful as I had hoped

I knew when you bought that graphics tablet there would be trouble Mobsta.

[New POD]

PoleDriver said:

DannyScene said:

The Nur said:

Where are you drinking to get a decent pint for £3.20 more like?

The North

£2.95 in the Grapes in my northern town, 2 for 1 on Puddings as well. We call then pudding, up north, because Desert is sandy.

[Mobsta]

Pixel Pusher said:

I knew when you bought that graphics tablet there would be trouble Mobsta.

The force runs strong in you too Pixel Pusher, a flagrant manipulator of Internet imagery

[Pixel Pusher]

Mobsta said:

The force runs strong in you too Pixel Pusher, a flagrant manipulator of Internet imagery

Mine are purely for..er...a demonstration of what can be acomplished though, never for ridicule.










it's true!

[Vieste]

Did you swallow a dictionary?

[Pixel Pusher]

If you are enquiring whether I have ingested a reference book on any subject, the items of which are arranged in alphabetical order, then I would say that that is a distinct possibility, yes.

[Vieste]

Not you mobster you tit

[Pixel Pusher]

Oh, soz.

Lolz.

[Caulkhead]

Gretchen said:

Vieste said:

The drawing makes her more attractive than the reality!

As my nan would've said, 'she could eat an apple through a letterbox. . . .'

[Alex106]

Been in stitches at this on and off today.

Mobsta you deserve this, sorry it isnt real!

[Mobsta]

Alex106 said:

Been in stitches at this on and off today.

Mobsta you deserve this, sorry it isnt real!

And

[Gwaredd]

Vieste said:

Who's been robbing my facebook pictures!!!???



My Sister drew this on windows paint a few years back as part of a long running family joke of us drawing hateful pictures of eachother.

Glad it's providing humour to the internet community!

P.S. I would just like to clarify that this has never been on or part of any web based dating site, as I am a very powerfully built managing director.

Edited by Gwaredd on Thursday 24th January 09:15