Match.com (Volume 4)

[Carthage]

Jabbah said:

Find someone with a better imagination then ;-)

Now this sounds like the sort of relationship advice I need.
I've already been offered a male friend of a friend but his attribute seemed to be 'he's great at housework' which doesn't really do it for me.

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

I'm not sure any dark depths of your twisted mind could shock me, to be honest.

OK, thanks for the PM. Is that really you in the pictures?


Am I doing this right?

[Adenauer]

Carthage said:

I'm not sure any dark depths of your twisted mind could shock me, to be honest.

O.M.G. You've done it now, Carthage

Talk about...

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

OK, thanks for the PM. Is that really you in the pictures?


Am I doing this right?

Yes, that's me, and thanks for the return pics - although I've never thought lycra or thongs were great on men, it's a nice gesture.

Have you thought of seeing a specialist for that, ahem, small problem?

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

Yes, that's me, and thanks for the return pics - although I've never thought lycra or thongs were great on men, it's a nice gesture.

Have you thought of seeing a specialist for that, ahem, small problem?

It's a cyst, and that's my best leopard skin you ungrateful cow

[Adenauer]

Carthage said:

Have you thought of seeing a specialist for that, ahem, small problem?

Touché

[Carthage]

Adenauer said:

Touché

For a moment, Adenauer, I was scared to scroll down to see what you had posted.
Those waters look quite murky.

[Jabbah]

Carthage said:

I've already been offered a male friend of a friend but his attribute seemed to be 'he's great at housework' which doesn't really do it for me.

Marigolds aren't your thing huh?

[Carthage]

Jabbah said:

Marigolds aren't your thing huh?

Having seen CB in his leopardskin bodysuit, (with his unfortunate chafing problem), I think I may lower my standards to accept a man in Marigolds.

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

Having seen CB in his leopardskin bodysuit, (with his unfortunate chafing problem), I think I may lower my standards to accept a man in Marigolds.

I can wear the onesie with marigolds if that's your thing?

[Jabbah]

Council Baby said:

Carthage said:

Having seen CB in his leopardskin bodysuit, (with his unfortunate chafing problem), I think I may lower my standards to accept a man in Marigolds.

I can wear the onesie with marigolds if that's your thing?

Hmmm, really..? Classic yellow or superweight orange... ?

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

I can wear the onesie with marigolds if that's your thing?

It's strange.
I was feeling fine if a bit sad after my relationship breakdown.

But after a few exchanges with you, I feel I need therapy.

[Carthage]

Jabbah said:

Hmmm, really..? Classic yellow or superweight orange... ?

Jabbah, are you Marigold fetishist, perchance?

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

It's strange.
I was feeling fine if a bit sad after my relationship breakdown.

But after a few exchanges with you, I feel I need therapy.

Always guaranteed to get to the root of the problem, you had underlying issues, they're out in the open now.

We look forward to interesting and fked up dating stories

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

Always guaranteed to get to the root of the problem, you had underlying issues, they're out in the open now.

We look forward to interesting and fked up dating stories

So, you are suggesting that if I ever get over my leopardskin onsies trauma, and am foolish enough to date again, I should post full (pornographic) detail on here?
Hmmmm.

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

So, you are suggesting that if I ever get over my leopardskin onsies trauma, and am foolish enough to date again, I should post full (pornographic) detail on here?
Hmmmm.

Actually that's not what I was suggesting, but it suddenly seems like a good idea now.

No, just the fked up dates and the nutters - the interesting stuff please.

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

Actually that's not what I was suggesting, but it suddenly seems like a good idea now.

No, just the fked up dates and the nutters - the interesting stuff please.

I feel that you are advising me incorrectly, and Mumsnet would not approve.
Personally, I aim to BE that 'fked up date' to keep in with the PH theme that all women are mental.

[Jabbah]

Carthage said:

Jabbah, are you Marigold fetishist, perchance?

Can't say I've fully explored the genre... you interested?

[Zwolf]

NobleGuy said:

I think the 'uhoh' is more about the impending deluge of badly-hidden desperation that's about to appear on the next few pages

As opposed to it being what this entire thread in all its volumes is constituted from?

[Carthage]

Jabbah said:

Can't say I've fully explored the genre... you interested?

I am now.
I have to admit this is one area my past/fantasies have yet to address.
Start on latex, move on to heavy duty black Marigolds?