Match.com (Volume 4)

[unclepockets]

I'd suggest walking about in the nude and feign suprise, then simply suggest "Whilst I'm here..." I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

[Stevenj214]

Haighermeister said:

Seen as this is on the same vein.

Mrs H has hee friend staying over tonight, alcohol has been consumed, is it bad form to suggest s threesome?

If not, how does one broach the subject??

Ta.

Cards.

Strip poker.

[PumpkinSteve]

ClintonB said:

That is one very scary sausage

TBH that apostrophe that she put in "tattoo's" bothered me more than the moustache.

[WorAl]

Stevenj214 said:

KardioKate said:

Lucy (left), Chloe (right).

None are me.

Haha do they both also drink from the furry cup?

<caugh>???

[Thom987]

Haighermeister said:

Seen as this is on the same vein.

Mrs H has hee friend staying over tonight, alcohol has been consumed, is it bad form to suggest s threesome?

If not, how does one broach the subject??

Ta.

Put some porn on

[KaraK]

Stevenj214 said:

Haighermeister said:

Seen as this is on the same vein.

Mrs H has hee friend staying over tonight, alcohol has been consumed, is it bad form to suggest s threesome?

If not, how does one broach the subject??

Ta.

Cards.

Strip poker.

Post Pics.

EFA

[ClintonB]

PumpkinSteve said:

ClintonB said:

That is one very scary sausage

TBH that apostrophe that she put in "tattoo's" bothered me more than the moustache.

But, but, sh'es edukat'd (or trying to be)

TBH, I'd still be far more scared by the muzzie. I have > Homer & Desperate Dan facial hair growth and it would take me until at least mid afternoon to get that level of fuzziness.
I wouldn't stick up a pic on a dating website with that level of upper lip darkness & I'm an old, ugly, hairy bloke, as opposed to a want a shag woman. It really isn't going to reel 'em in!

[PumpkinSteve]

I feel bad for posting it now it's probably just a shadow but you'd think she'd notice that it looks a bit dodgy, at least if she had two or three pics people would be able to determine whether it is facial hair or not.

[Rach*]

V100 said:

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

Hello

[minimatt1967]

[KardioKate]

Morning all.....

[Stevenj214]

KardioKate said:

Morning all.....

[ellroy]

KardioKate said:

Morning all.....

Shouldn't you still be up to your wrists somewhere?

Thought you'd pulled.

[KardioKate]

Stevenj214 said:

Indeed, it seems I made somewhat of a tit of myself on here, didn't I?



I know it's not quite custard, but it'll have to do.

[Stevenj214]

KardioKate said:

Indeed, it seems I made somewhat of a tit of myself on here, didn't I?

Ha.

So you pulled?

[KardioKate]

Stevenj214 said:

Ha.

So you pulled?

I did. But neither of the girls in the photo. Although they were ace. And a bit mad!

[V8mate]

So where is this club full of bi-clunge?

[Working class]

The one on the right is b-e-a-utiful.

[NobleGuy]

KardioKate said:

unclepockets said:

Who's who?

Lucy (left), Chloe (right).

None are me.

Lucy's nice.
So's Chloe.

KardioKate said:

Stevenj214 said:

Indeed, it seems I made somewhat of a tit of myself on here, didn't I?

Ha ha! Don't fret, you're just clearly one of us

[Zwoelf]

unclepockets said:

Ah man, I always wondered who got off on that 'genre'

He's not alone either. I'd go out with a pregnant lady if we got along, just as any other.

The bonus being that they're not going to get any more pregnant are they?