Match.com (Volume 4)

Match.com (Volume 4)

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NobleGuy

7,133 posts

216 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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fk me! I finally got some responses on PoF... confused

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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NobleGuy said:
fk me! I finally got some responses on PoF... confused
And???

SSC!

1,849 posts

181 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Zwoelf said:
He's not alone either. I'd go out with a pregnant lady if we got along, just as any other.

The bonus being that they're not going to get any more pregnant are they? wink
Could do with a birthing partner if you are not busy next year. rofl


Man I have not thought this through at all.rofl

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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SSC! said:
Zwoelf said:
He's not alone either. I'd go out with a pregnant lady if we got along, just as any other.

The bonus being that they're not going to get any more pregnant are they? wink
Could do with a birthing partner if you are not busy next year. rofl


Man I have not thought this through at all.rofl
As long as your honest biggrin

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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And they're going to get dumped once the sprog pops out. It's the various swellings which appeal and allow us admirers to overlook various other short-comings in the breedee.

SSC!

1,849 posts

181 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
SSC! said:
Zwoelf said:
He's not alone either. I'd go out with a pregnant lady if we got along, just as any other.

The bonus being that they're not going to get any more pregnant are they? wink
Could do with a birthing partner if you are not busy next year. rofl


Man I have not thought this through at all.rofl
As long as your honest biggrin
Like you were with the drinking and breastfeeding malarky my lady!! Man you have made my list of things to remember even longer. rofl Just you drink yer bloody wine, I will just settle for OJ & Lemonade, I would say I know who will feel better in the morning..... but I know it probably won't be me. vomit

SSC!

1,849 posts

181 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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V8mate said:
And they're going to get dumped once the sprog pops out.
Oh bloody hell! cry

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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SSC! said:
Like you were with the drinking and breastfeeding malarky my lady!! Man you have made my list of things to remember even longer. rofl Just you drink yer bloody wine, I will just settle for OJ & Lemonade, I would say I know who will feel better in the morning..... but I know it probably won't be me. vomit
Should I not mention that fizzy juice will soon give you mega heart burn then?

And then there is the piles, varicose veins, stretch marks, droopy tits and, and, and hehe

SSC!

1,849 posts

181 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
Should I not mention that fizzy juice will soon give you mega heart burn then?

And then there is the piles, varicose veins, stretch marks, droopy tits and, and, and hehe
Bugger off you! I'm now depressed. frown


hehe Ach it will all be worth it in the long run, I knew I was going it alone anyway, that's the best way.

<offtogoogletherestofthecrapthatgoeswithit>
hehe

snowy slopes

38,829 posts

188 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
SSC! said:
Like you were with the drinking and breastfeeding malarky my lady!! Man you have made my list of things to remember even longer. rofl Just you drink yer bloody wine, I will just settle for OJ & Lemonade, I would say I know who will feel better in the morning..... but I know it probably won't be me. vomit
Should I not mention that fizzy juice will soon give you mega heart burn then?

And then there is the piles, varicose veins, stretch marks, droopy tits and, and, and hehe
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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SSC! said:
Penny-lope said:
Should I not mention that fizzy juice will soon give you mega heart burn then?

And then there is the piles, varicose veins, stretch marks, droopy tits and, and, and hehe
Bugger off you! I'm now depressed. frown




hehe Ach it will all be worth it in the long run, I knew I was going it alone anyway, that's the best way.

<offtogoogletherestofthecrapthatgoeswithit>
hehe
The first time they place that little bundle into your arms makes it ALL worth it biggrin

And single motherhood isn't too bad...just damn lonely at times frown

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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snowy slopes said:
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe
I was thinking of getting into counselling...good idea? hehe

snowy slopes

38,829 posts

188 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
snowy slopes said:
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe
I was thinking of getting into counselling...good idea? hehe
Yep, i think it would be an excellent career move hehe

Zwoelf

25,867 posts

207 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
snowy slopes said:
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe
I was thinking of getting into counselling...good idea? hehe
You'd make a great Samaritan, you'd get those numbers of repeat callers right down...

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Zwoelf said:
Penny-lope said:
snowy slopes said:
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe
I was thinking of getting into counselling...good idea? hehe
You'd make a great Samaritan, you'd get those numbers of repeat callers right down...
Basket! tongue out

Yoof Full Chav

38,829 posts

188 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Penny-lope said:
Zwoelf said:
Penny-lope said:
snowy slopes said:
You really now how to make someone feel better about themselves Penny hehe
I was thinking of getting into counselling...good idea? hehe
You'd make a great Samaritan, you'd get those numbers of repeat callers right down...
Basket! tongue out
I think you should go for it, probably on a suicide hotline hehe

tim2100

6,280 posts

258 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Time to venture back into Internet dating. Joined POF again. Hopefully be a bit more successful than last time. biggrin

KaraK

13,186 posts

210 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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KaraK said:
unclepockets said:
Best thing you can do is drink heavily then go on POF and send (possibly offensive) messages to all and sundry.
That would end badly, if it happens I will report back hehe
Despite much of the early hours being a bit hazy a quick check of my internet history suggests that no dating-site related mishaps occurred. My phone logs suggest there was no drunk-dialling either. Maybe I didn't drink enough?

Zwoelf

25,867 posts

207 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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KaraK said:
KaraK said:
unclepockets said:
Best thing you can do is drink heavily then go on POF and send (possibly offensive) messages to all and sundry.
That would end badly, if it happens I will report back hehe
Despite much of the early hours being a bit hazy a quick check of my internet history suggests that no dating-site related mishaps occurred. My phone logs suggest there was no drunk-dialling either. Maybe I didn't drink enough?
Uh-oh. Check your Ebay account then...

KaraK

13,186 posts

210 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Zwoelf said:
KaraK said:
KaraK said:
unclepockets said:
Best thing you can do is drink heavily then go on POF and send (possibly offensive) messages to all and sundry.
That would end badly, if it happens I will report back hehe
Despite much of the early hours being a bit hazy a quick check of my internet history suggests that no dating-site related mishaps occurred. My phone logs suggest there was no drunk-dialling either. Maybe I didn't drink enough?
Uh-oh. Check your Ebay account then...
Already did, luckily it would appear that I didn't bid on that MGF I was watching smile
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