You know you're old when ...

[Oldred_V8S]

When you have to enter your DOB on a web site and the year of your birth is way down in the drop down list.

[Use Psychology]

all your friends are dead.

[Use Psychology]

your wife died and becuase you can't cook you buy ready made porridge from marks and spencers and heat it through in a saucepan.

[Davey S2]

6th Gear said:

The Black Flash said:

Good grief! Retro, my butt.

I do get some funny looks when I take my '94 GT Pantera out to the local MTB trails. "How can you ride offroad without suspension" etc etc.

Speaking of GT, they did some iconic BMX bikes in the eighties. I remember lusting over the 'GT World Tour' when I was 12.

Eddie Fiola - The Flying Banana

[Use Psychology]

you lose voluntary control of bowel movements.

[TorqueVR]

It's when your narrow waistline and your broad mind start swapping over.

And

When what you think is bloody hilarious is now so unacceptable you can only tell your closest mate

[King Herald]

Mikeyboy said:

When you realise that it was twenty plus thirt five years ago since you were at school

Edited for reasons....er.... I can't remember already .

[the snowman]

stewies_minion said:

I'm getting old.

Whenever it rains my immediate thought is - oooh. Good for the lawns.

It's slowly creeping up on me.

st

I've started doing this.

[rah1888]

the snowman said:

stewies_minion said:

I'm getting old.

Whenever it rains my immediate thought is - oooh. Good for the lawns.

It's slowly creeping up on me.

st

I've started doing this.

Had this very conversation with a colleague this morning.

We're both 32.

[cazzer]

When you're in a pub and the barmaid is wearing a Ramones tour t-shirt and you point out that you want to one of the dates on the back.....You can guess the rest.

[Sam the Mut]

when you can't trust a fart?

[angusc43]

andy400 said:

B.J.W said:

You know you're old when you have an unexpected night on the lash - and you can just about function at 11.39 in the morning.

You're doing well. For me, it's 11.39 the morning after the morning after!

Add a further 24 hours for me.....

[angusc43]

When an all nighter no longer means going clubbing till 7am. It just means managing not getting up for a pee before 7am.

[petethechemist]

As a bloke I know called Clive once said:

"You know you're old when you drive past a school and realise you fancy the mums"

[Guvna]

When snow stops being exciting

[Yoof Full Chav]

Guvna said:

When snow stops being exciting

This, and christmas is just an excuse to have time away from work

now watch all the "how would you know" comments flood in

[Council Baby]

How the fk would you know?

[Yoof Full Chav]

Council Baby said:

How the fk would you know?

So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you

[Council Baby]

Yoof Full Chav said:

So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you

S'ok dole blagger, I've been on the receiving end of predictable today too, and I know how disappointed you'd be if nobody had done what you wanted.

[Yoof Full Chav]

Council Baby said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you

S'ok dole blagger, I've been on the receiving end of predictable today too, and I know how disappointed you'd be if nobody had done what you wanted.

Indeed, beer monkey, that is true