You know you're old when ...

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Allan L

783 posts

106 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Hand signals were part of the test in 1957 and there was no alternative in the car I had at the time.
Nearly 40 years later I acquired a 1912 car and have to use hand signals when driving that. Only one hand signal is easy for the modern motorist to understand, i.e. "I am going to TURN RIGHT" but happily it is the most important.

nicanary

9,801 posts

147 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Allan L said:
Hand signals were part of the test in 1957 and there was no alternative in the car I had at the time.
Nearly 40 years later I acquired a 1912 car and have to use hand signals when driving that. Only one hand signal is easy for the modern motorist to understand, i.e. "I am going to TURN RIGHT" but happily it is the most important.
Showing your age there Allan! I took my test in 1968 and definitely used hand signals. It was pouring down and my arm got wet. After the parallel parking attempt I was asked about 6 basic questions on the Highway Code - none of this theory test malarkey back then.I hit the kerb when reversing during my 3-point turn but only very gently and I don't think the examiner noticed. He didn't say anything.

I can't remember all the hand signals. Turning left was rotating the arm anri-clockwise, turning right fairly obvious, slowing down was flapping the arm up and down, but there was one in which you had to put your hand up above the wheel , palm outwards, I can't even think what that was about!

Laurel Green

30,781 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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nicanary said:
but there was one in which you had to put your hand up above the wheel , palm outwards, I can't even think what that was about!
That was to indicate that you were going straight on.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Laurel Green said:
nicanary said:
but there was one in which you had to put your hand up above the wheel , palm outwards, I can't even think what that was about!
That was to indicate that you were going straight on.
Circular motion: Going left.
Flapping up and down: I'm stopping.


I remember my instructor asking if I wish to wear a seatbelt as they were discussing it becoming law and may as well get used to it (Early 1980s).

Sticks.

8,775 posts

252 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Laurel Green said:
nicanary said:
but there was one in which you had to put your hand up above the wheel , palm outwards, I can't even think what that was about!
That was to indicate that you were going straight on.
That was the one I was asked on my test. The question itself is of a different era..... 'If you stopped at a junction being controlled by a policeman and you wanted indicate your intention to go straight on.....' etc.

Eta I put my hand up and he said 'do you think he'd see that? So I obviously raised it.

Laurel Green

30,781 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Cold

15,252 posts

91 months

Tuesday 16th March 2021
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Bought a new pair of number plates from Halfords today. I took my V948 DVLA certificate with me and my driving licence.

Plopped the entitlement certificate down on the counter and the young lad typed the appropriate information onto his till's keyboard.

I then slid my driving licence across, still in its plastic folder, which was inspected with some suspicious puzzlement. "What's this?" he asked. "Is it the V5?"

irked

21st Century Man

40,942 posts

249 months

Wednesday 17th March 2021
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You know you're old when...

Seemingly everything is irritating or annoying.

SpudLink

5,860 posts

193 months

Wednesday 17th March 2021
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Cold said:
Bought a new pair of number plates from Halfords today. I took my V948 DVLA certificate with me and my driving licence.

Plopped the entitlement certificate down on the counter and the young lad typed the appropriate information onto his till's keyboard.

I then slid my driving licence across, still in its plastic folder, which was inspected with some suspicious puzzlement. "What's this?" he asked. "Is it the V5?"

irked
Bloody kids.

I was going to say it’s like the gramophone sketch, but that’s another sign of my age.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Wednesday 17th March 2021
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Just enjoyed re-watching Snatch. Haven’t watched it for years, then clocked the copyright date.

2000.

So, only 21 years ago. I thought it was half that.

Speed Badger

2,705 posts

118 months

Wednesday 17th March 2021
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When younger people use phrases like '100%' to convey 'yes,' and 'amazing' in agreement to something mundane.

9xxNick

928 posts

215 months

Wednesday 17th March 2021
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Likewise, "flexing" instead of "boasting".

RC1807

12,550 posts

169 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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Speed Badger said:
When younger people use phrases like '100%' to convey 'yes,' and 'amazing' in agreement to something mundane.
"Absolutely!"
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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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9xxNick said:
Likewise, "flexing" instead of "boasting".
Somebody responded to something I said on FB with 'weird flex'.

I had to google it. getmecoat

Frimley111R

15,677 posts

235 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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When you see people in their late teens/early 20s and think 'WTF are you wearing?! Did you honestly put that on think it was a good look?!!'

spikeyhead

17,341 posts

198 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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Frimley111R said:
When you see people in their late teens/early 20s and think 'WTF are you wearing?! Did you honestly put that on think it was a good look?!!'
Twas always thus

In the mid 80's I was strolling through Beaumaris, proudly displaying a green mohican when a local scroat said to the local copper, what the eff does he look like.


Laurel Green

30,781 posts

233 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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It has probably been said before, and possibly by me; when you thought it was a fart!

Xenoous

1,020 posts

59 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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I'm not old, 31 to be exact. However, it's very clear that I'm not in line with the new generation (15-25). Everything these days is about accepting people for who they are, no matter what that is. I find myself thinking a lot of it (see: not all) is down to mental illness, and rather than trying to get to the bottom of issues, we're now far more accepting things that I feel perhaps we shouldn't.

For example, my partner and I are expecting, and in her NHS booklets breastfeeding is now referred to as 'chest feeding', and women are now referred to as 'birthing people'. Does this not detract from what it means to be a woman? Surely you can't be more of a woman than when you're growing a human, or breast feeding?

People these days just state 'how does this effect you?'. Well truth be told it doesn't, however it might effect my kid(s), or my family, or friends. I know that this is very much a generational thing, and things like social media have played a huge part in the way things are now, but I can't stop thinking how the outlook the world now has on sexuality and gender is not a healthy one. I do feel that everyone should be happy, however this is not the right way to go about it. You only have to look at the statistics to show that a worryingly large percentage of post-op trans people have major regrets, and in a lot of cases, wanted to revert genders.

Heh, I'm just a moaning git that's getting old before my time.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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Laurel Green said:
It has probably been said before, and possibly by me...
When you can't remember if you said something already. hehe

Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Thursday 18th March 2021
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its probably been noted a number of time already.

But you are inputting your date of birth in a smartphone, using one of those scrollable lists and you find yourself spinning that thing multiple times really-really fast.