Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]
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Probably one for Londoners more than other UK cities....but f
king idiots who insist on stopping at the top of an escalator, on the Tube, in rush hour, to pull the long handle out of the wheelie case so they can pull it along....causing 2 or 3 other people behind them to have to jump around it, over it, or pile up into people behind them...FFS carry the stupid thing a few metres first. Dicks.
king idiots who insist on stopping at the top of an escalator, on the Tube, in rush hour, to pull the long handle out of the wheelie case so they can pull it along....causing 2 or 3 other people behind them to have to jump around it, over it, or pile up into people behind them...FFS carry the stupid thing a few metres first. Dicks.djstevec said:
Probably one for Londoners more than other UK cities....but fking idiots who insist on stopping at the top of an escalator, on the Tube, in rush hour, to pull the long handle out of the wheelie case so they can pull it along....causing 2 or 3 other people behind them to have to jump around it, over it, or pile up into people behind them...FFS carry the stupid thing a few metres first. Dicks.
Oh yes. fking idiots who insist on stopping at the top of an escalator, on the Tube, in rush hour, to pull the long handle out of the wheelie case so they can pull it along....causing 2 or 3 other people behind them to have to jump around it, over it, or pile up into people behind them...FFS carry the stupid thing a few metres first. Dicks.kwits.I just kick the thing out of the way. (am leaving it open on whether I mean the bag or the owner)
goldblum said:
I was calling someone back from a phone message and got the number wrong.It was picked up by an elderly bloke who was ex-directory and demanded to know where I got his number from and wouldn't accept the fact that I dialled a completely random number in error.He was quite upset and I must have apologised three times before I felt he'd calmed down enough that I could ring off without a feeling of guilt. I liked to think he was top rank GCHQ or somesuch,but he was probably just sick to death of those f*cking ppi calls.
Years ago I was cold calling building companies from teh yellow pages for a job.I phone one with a really generic name such as "A R blogs BUilders Ltd" and after introducing myself the bloke who answered said "this is a govenment line" and hung up.
I rung it a couple of times afterwards to check it wasnt a good fob-off too.
DrTre said:
Oh yes. fkwits.
I just kick the thing out of the way. (am leaving it open on whether I mean the bag or the owner)
Owners hopefully...3 dicks in a row on the Jubilee line escalator at Green park this morning, two people literally had to jump over their bags to avoid piling into them, but the lady that couldn't just had got walked into from behind by the person that couldn't see what was ahead.kwits.I just kick the thing out of the way. (am leaving it open on whether I mean the bag or the owner)
Most annoying thing of it was that the dicks didn't seem to think anything of it, just carried on chatting to themselves as they headed off oblivious.
The ill mannered thick old crone that was testing every fookin fresh bun in the bloody supermarket for god knows what this morning before putting 'The Chosen One' in her trolly.
Disgusting Scouse cow. If I wasn't so gobsmacked I would have moaned at her. Scumbag. Yuck. If I'd known which one she was going to select I would have spat on it. I hate being beaten in the disgusting stakes.
Disgusting Scouse cow. If I wasn't so gobsmacked I would have moaned at her. Scumbag. Yuck. If I'd known which one she was going to select I would have spat on it. I hate being beaten in the disgusting stakes.
Labour Party leaflet droppers.
One slithered up my drive the other day whilst I was washing the car. At first I thought she was an Albanian refugee such was her gait and attire.
She came up to me and asked if I wanted a leaflet. When she told me it was for the idiot party, she got quite cross when I opened the wheelie bin lid and said, "save me a job luv, pop it straight in here for me."
With the insight prevalent of a Labour party drone, she stopped for a few seconds and then said, "That would be a waste of paper, you're not going to vote Labour are you?"
She got even crosser when I said whatever lies and drivel on her leaflet was not going to change anybodones mind on who they were voting for anyway and so on that basis all of her paper was wasted before it left the printers.
I'm so glad I stopped her touching my letterbox, I had just brassoed it. Now that seriously pees me off when I have a pristine brass letterbox and some scrounging scrote stuffs junkmail through it, leaving greasy finger marks all over it. tts.
One slithered up my drive the other day whilst I was washing the car. At first I thought she was an Albanian refugee such was her gait and attire.
She came up to me and asked if I wanted a leaflet. When she told me it was for the idiot party, she got quite cross when I opened the wheelie bin lid and said, "save me a job luv, pop it straight in here for me."
With the insight prevalent of a Labour party drone, she stopped for a few seconds and then said, "That would be a waste of paper, you're not going to vote Labour are you?"
She got even crosser when I said whatever lies and drivel on her leaflet was not going to change anybodones mind on who they were voting for anyway and so on that basis all of her paper was wasted before it left the printers.
I'm so glad I stopped her touching my letterbox, I had just brassoed it. Now that seriously pees me off when I have a pristine brass letterbox and some scrounging scrote stuffs junkmail through it, leaving greasy finger marks all over it. t
ts.Edited by andygo on Tuesday 1st May 17:34
Baby/Toddler/Small Person/Little Princess/Promising Young Footballer* On Board
*delete as appropriate
Just. fk. Off.
You with your fluffy dice or whateverthefk it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.
Cos I was driving like a dhead before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster.
*delete as appropriate
Just. f
k. Off.You with your fluffy dice or whateverthef
k it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.Cos I was driving like a d
head before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster. Zelda Pinwheel said:
Baby/Toddler/Small Person/Little Princess/Promising Young Footballer* On Board
*delete as appropriate
Just. fk. Off.
You with your fluffy dice or whateverthefk it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.
Cos I was driving like a dhead before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster.
Do you think that's bad? I've seen one with "Cheeky monkey on board". Well, that merely points to their parental inability to control the child's insolent behaviour. Besides, what are they doing carrying uncontrollable livestock?*delete as appropriate
Just. f
k. Off.You with your fluffy dice or whateverthef
k it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.Cos I was driving like a d
head before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster. Langweilig said:
Zelda Pinwheel said:
Baby/Toddler/Small Person/Little Princess/Promising Young Footballer* On Board
*delete as appropriate
Just. fk. Off.
You with your fluffy dice or whateverthefk it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.
Cos I was driving like a dhead before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster.
Do you think that's bad? I've seen one with "Cheeky monkey on board". Well, that merely points to their parental inability to control the child's insolent behaviour. Besides, what are they doing carrying uncontrollable livestock?*delete as appropriate
Just. f
k. Off.You with your fluffy dice or whateverthef
k it is hanging from your rear view mirror. Like you need another distraction as well as your precious wee babkyins in the "kiddie" seat in the back.Cos I was driving like a d
head before I saw your hilarious little dangly sign but in deference to your profound and awesome ability to procreate, I shall of course slow down to walking pace just so you can get your stbox to Asda 10 seconds faster. goldblum said:
Cun*sons Imperial Leather soap.
20% smaller and %? more expensive.But that's not really the point:this soap has lost its efficacy.It used to be an adequate size that fitted neatly in the hand and soaped the torso easily without giving one an upper body workout.It was easy to catch with a slippy palm whilst skipping around on the bottom of the bath.In short,a quick and pleasing experience.Then they made it smaller.A spokesman for the company apparently said that Cussons thought their customers would stomach a decrease in size more readily than a drop in price.The bar appears a lot smaller then a 1/5 drop in size would suggest.
Six months later the c*nts put the price up anyway.
And on this note, Original Source Lime Shower Gel. From the same company. They've buggered about with the formula and it smells like lime flavour bleach. And it's all runny. Sort if out you 20% smaller and %? more expensive.But that's not really the point:this soap has lost its efficacy.It used to be an adequate size that fitted neatly in the hand and soaped the torso easily without giving one an upper body workout.It was easy to catch with a slippy palm whilst skipping around on the bottom of the bath.In short,a quick and pleasing experience.Then they made it smaller.A spokesman for the company apparently said that Cussons thought their customers would stomach a decrease in size more readily than a drop in price.The bar appears a lot smaller then a 1/5 drop in size would suggest.
Six months later the c*nts put the price up anyway.
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