Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

[james_tigerwoods]

Pothole said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Pothole said:

That's quite clearly NOT a USB stick...

You're good!

It's been said.

Actually, what's usually said is that I'm a tard

[Pothole]

james_tigerwoods said:

Pothole said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Pothole said:

That's quite clearly NOT a USB stick...

You're good!

It's been said.

Actually, what's usually said is that I'm a tard

It's grip tape, you 'tard.

[Driller]

I can't be arsed to fk around with tape! Why can't they put it on at the factory?

[Balmoral]

World War Two films set in the Nineteen Seventies. It's like WWII, but with kipper ties, flares, wide lapels, sideburns, Seventies fashions, trim-phones, Globe chairs, the lot! And there are so many of them too

[DrTre]

I...er..eh?

[fatboy18]

Driller said:

I can't be arsed to fk around with tape! Why can't they put it on at the factory?

Blob of superglue on the outside of the USB stick then as its drying smear over it with a piece of tissue paper, which will rough up the outside allowing you to grab it

Note : Don't grab it until the glue is completely dry If not rough enough repeat.

[GTIR]

DrTre said:

I...er..eh?

What?

Don't leave me hanging!

[Odie]

Pea's

They are tasty, but they always roll off my fork and when you stab them they squish, I don't like to eat them squished.

[Driller]

fatboy18 said:

Blob of superglue on the outside of the USB stick then as its drying smear over it with a piece of tissue paper, which will rough up the outside allowing you to grab it

Note : Don't grab it until the glue is completely dry If not rough enough repeat.

Right, I'm going to start USB Stick Roughening Business and will make millions over night!

[ClassicMotorNut]

I hate portmanteaus, they are clichéd, pointless, lazy and annoying. Take for example 'glamping', meaning glamourous camping. Who the fk thought of that?

[Pothole]

Odie said:

Pea's

Oh, FFS!

[goldblum]

Pothole said:

Odie said:

Pea's

Oh, FFS!

[goldblum]

ClassicMotorNut said:

I hate portmanteaus, they are clichéd, pointless, lazy and annoying. Take for example 'glamping', meaning glamourous camping. Who the fk thought of that?

Chillax.

[CommanderJameson]

ClassicMotorNut said:

I hate portmanteaus, they are clichéd, pointless, lazy and annoying. Take for example 'glamping', meaning glamourous camping. Who the fk thought of that?

Someone who was really in a bind in a game of Scrabble?

Totes amazeballs story, bro.

[Papa Hotel]

My wife's head.

No matter how insistent she is that it's about to explode, it never does.

[james_tigerwoods]

People that wear ear/headphones all the time - bad enough that kids do it (I can see a teenager out with his family with some "Dr Dres" on) but adults that do it when conversing with you should be shot.

It's just ignorant.

[Willy Nilly]

Rugby

[MartG]

When you click 'back' on your web browser, and the page that loaded fine 10 seconds ago simply refuses to respond

[Pothole]

james_tigerwoods said:

People that...
It's just ignorant.

Yes, it is!

[hidetheelephants]

ClassicMotorNut said:

I hate portmanteaus, they are clichéd, pointless, lazy and annoying. Take for example 'glamping', meaning glamourous camping. Who the fk thought of that?

Irony feedback loop; where people are annoyed by the use of portmanteaus and portmanteau itself is a portmanteau.