Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[louiebaby]

DWS said:

An employee at a local Kindergarten as a car reg HT xx PDO

I snigger every time I pass

I snigger every time I see a number plate that starts with BJ 08 xxx.

I did think about getting the ACE version for the wife's car, but realised I might give out the wrong message if I ever drove her car...

[familyguy1]

an old friend / colleague married Mr Lane her first name was Penny

My wife's maiden name was Iles, so at her school they called her Ms iles

[Speed 3]

I thought the whole point of it was to give you energy

[sunnydude]

karona said:

Reincarnated

[EnglishTony]

Anybody else find Boris Johnson's initial's amusing?

[hairyben]

EnglishTony said:

Anybody else find Boris Johnson's initial's amusing?

Why'd you think he was nicknamed bojo?

[irocfan]

latest Lufthansa advert... who said the Germans can't be funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-E9J9bRUUI

[Black can man]

irocfan said:

latest Lufthansa advert... who said the Germans can't be funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-E9J9bRUUI

Like that

[leigh1050]

familyguy1 said:

an old friend / colleague married Mr Lane her first name was Penny

My wife's maiden name was Iles, so at her school they called her Ms iles

Know a bloke who's surname is Field, he has a daughter called Poppy!

[DavieW]

We had a girl at work who's brothers surname was Pullar. His first name was Richard and yes, he was known as Dick.

[Spydaman]

I new a bloke called Monsieur la Coil he called his daughter Tess.






Not really.

[dudleybloke]

A girl in my school was called Theresa Green.

[funkyrobot]

We had a girl at school whose surname was Grocock.

[kiethton]

I know both a Phil and an Issac Hunt....

[Dog Star]

Graffiti penises make me snigger. Any form of nob - especially with dots of jizz coming out of the end, and maybe some dots for pubes.

The guy I sit next to at work gets well annoyed as I keep doing them in his diary so when he opens it there's a nob.

I decided to go nuclear, so as he wasn't in yesterday I sneaked his diary home and using a dremel drill I've done this through the whole thing....



He'll go facking mental. I think it's the work of genius.

[budgie smuggler]

You fker!

[irocfan]

Dog Star said:

Graffiti penises make me snigger. Any form of nob - especially with dots of jizz coming out of the end, and maybe some dots for pubes.

The guy I sit next to at work gets well annoyed as I keep doing them in his diary so when he opens it there's a nob.

I decided to go nuclear, so as he wasn't in yesterday I sneaked his diary home and using a dremel drill I've done this through the whole thing....



He'll go facking mental. I think it's the work of genius.

you'll have to let us know the reaction!

[Dog Star]

irocfan said:

you'll have to let us know the reaction!

He went fking mental, as expected.
What's made it worse is that everyone who has seen it on FB keeps coming up and mentioning it, which sets him off again
And the boss rang up from Gibraltar and asked him "if there's a hole in your diary".

[Blatter]

Black can man said:

irocfan said:

latest Lufthansa advert... who said the Germans can't be funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-E9J9bRUUI

Like that

Perhaps the England supporter should have held up just one (middle) finger in reply.........

[Hoolio]

Dog Star said:

Graffiti penises make me snigger. Any form of nob - especially with dots of jizz coming out of the end, and maybe some dots for pubes.

The guy I sit next to at work gets well annoyed as I keep doing them in his diary so when he opens it there's a nob.

I decided to go nuclear, so as he wasn't in yesterday I sneaked his diary home and using a dremel drill I've done this through the whole thing....



He'll go facking mental. I think it's the work of genius.

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