Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 29th June 2016
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Hugh Jarse said:
New team member started Thursday. Name : Fanny.
Here in Euroland that is not the least bit amusing except to me.
So far have held it together but i cant stand much more.
"Before we start the meeting we should go get Fanny"
"Where's Fanny" (im a northerner so happy to exclude the overrated THE)
"Is that Fanny?"
"Have you seen fanny?"
Late for a meeting "Ahhh, here's fanny"
She approaches the tea table outside someone shouts out "Hej Fanny!"
The worst so far was just a a plain straight call out by a colleague as she went past. "Faaannnnnnnneeeee"
That had my chin against my neck with a trembling lower jaw.
Sorry, not fanny.

jbudgie

8,935 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th June 2016
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WD39 said:
Hugh Jarse said:
New team member started Thursday. Name : Fanny.
Here in Euroland that is not the least bit amusing except to me.
So far have held it together but i cant stand much more.
"Before we start the meeting we should go get Fanny"
"Where's Fanny" (im a northerner so happy to exclude the overrated THE)
"Is that Fanny?"
"Have you seen fanny?"
Late for a meeting "Ahhh, here's fanny"
She approaches the tea table outside someone shouts out "Hej Fanny!"
The worst so far was just a a plain straight call out by a colleague as she went past. "Faaannnnnnnneeeee"
That had my chin against my neck with a trembling lower jaw.
Sorry, not fanny.
Could have been fannier.

SpamDisco

320 posts

125 months

Wednesday 29th June 2016
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Hugh Jarse said:
New team member started Thursday. Name : Fanny.
Here in Euroland that is not the least bit amusing except to me.
So far have held it together but i cant stand much more.
"Before we start the meeting we should go get Fanny"
"Where's Fanny" (im a northerner so happy to exclude the overrated THE)
"Is that Fanny?"
"Have you seen fanny?"
Late for a meeting "Ahhh, here's fanny"
She approaches the tea table outside someone shouts out "Hej Fanny!"
The worst so far was just a a plain straight call out by a colleague as she went past. "Faaannnnnnnneeeee"
That had my chin against my neck with a trembling lower jaw.
You're not the only one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE

Speed 3

4,589 posts

120 months

Wednesday 29th June 2016
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Not really juvenile but one of those things that makes you laugh and eek at the same time....

13yr old daughter been struggling with some Computer Science homework. Suggested she talk to 12yr old son of family friends who's a coding whizz:

Mrs Speed 3 shouts out "Freya, Oscar's FaceTiming in 2 minutes about your homework....make sure you've got some clothes on....."

Oh the joys of being a Dad of 2 girls in the conected 21st century yikes

67Dino

3,586 posts

106 months

Wednesday 29th June 2016
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MartG said:
At the risk of being a pedantic economics nerd, if the equivalent new notes were lower denominations, that would mean the currency had strengthened...

Hilarious, I know.

Martin350

3,775 posts

196 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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Apologies for my crappy phone, but this raised a titter on my dog walk the other night.


5potTurbo

12,548 posts

169 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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Hugh Jarse said:
New team member started Thursday. Name : Fanny.
Here in Euroland that is not the least bit amusing except to me.
So far have held it together but i cant stand much more.
"Before we start the meeting we should go get Fanny"
"Where's Fanny" (im a northerner so happy to exclude the overrated THE)
"Is that Fanny?"
"Have you seen fanny?"
Late for a meeting "Ahhh, here's fanny"
She approaches the tea table outside someone shouts out "Hej Fanny!"
The worst so far was just a a plain straight call out by a colleague as she went past. "Faaannnnnnnneeeee"
That had my chin against my neck with a trembling lower jaw.
"Aurelie" is a good one too ... "Orally"

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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DrDeAtH

3,588 posts

233 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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Sing along time.....


MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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DrDeAtH said:
Sing along time.....

rofl

Cupramax

10,481 posts

253 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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MartG said:
DrDeAtH said:
Sing along time.....

rofl
Have another rofl

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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I know Somerset lasses are a bit lardy but, FFS, let them ride on buses.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 30th June 2016
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Crappy ThumbSnap says turn your monitor on its side...irked

juice

8,537 posts

283 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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This flying penis at the moment (possibly NSFW) hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_O0h7AZCL4

McAndy

12,484 posts

178 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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DrDeAtH said:
Sing along time.....

laugh

graham22

3,295 posts

206 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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Teresa May for Prime Minister - fnarr fnarr





I know they're spelt differently but the mind wanders everytime

ApOrbital

9,966 posts

119 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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ApOrbital said:
Is that where the illegally built house used to be? The clown who hid the construction behind hay bales? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

212 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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yellowjack said:
ApOrbital said:
Is that where the illegally built house used to be? The clown who hid the construction behind hay bales?
Yup.

Billsnemesis

817 posts

238 months

Friday 1st July 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Corbyn has a massive following amongst the 'grass roots' labour members - hence why he's where he is.
fcensoredd?

Corbyn's vote in the leadership election 251,417

Total votes for labour in the general election 9,347,304

Seems to me that the PLP has a bigger popular mandate than Corbyn by a factor slightly in excess of 37 to 1

That has to be worth a snigger

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