Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Mothersruin]

I found out today that Brad Pitt has a brother called Doug! Doug Pitt, ffs!

Also has a sister called 'wentdown t'

[ukbabz]

This made me chuckle today whilst passing through the new forest..

https://goo.gl/maps/eset59EeCYz

Sandyballs holiday park, with a nearby pub called the fighting cocks

[Starfighter]

A regular haunt in my chilthood - 40 years ago FFS.

I still snigger...

[eldar]

Mothersruin said:

I found out today that Brad Pitt has a brother called Doug! Doug Pitt, ffs!

Also has a sister called 'wentdown t'

Also a daughter called Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. He's never heard of Rev. Dr. Spooner.

[Huff]

eldar said:

Also a daughter called Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. He's never heard of Rev. Dr. Spooner.

PMSL!
Brilliant.

[ajprice]

[Hugh Jarse]

eldar said:

Mothersruin said:

I found out today that Brad Pitt has a brother called Doug! Doug Pitt, ffs!

Also has a sister called 'wentdown t'

Also a daughter called Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. He's never heard of Rev. Dr. Spooner.

I dont get it. I assume its a spoonerism, please dissect the kitten for us thickos.
Bred Pitt in Swedish means wide cock.

[hidetheelephants]

Hugh Jarse said:

eldar said:

Mothersruin said:

I found out today that Brad Pitt has a brother called Doug! Doug Pitt, ffs!

Also has a sister called 'wentdown t'

Also a daughter called Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. He's never heard of Rev. Dr. Spooner.

I dont get it. I assume its a spoonerism, please dissect the kitten for us thickos.
Bred Pitt in Swedish means wide cock.

Spoonerising it might get you to Jiloh Polie-stt?

[motco]

Or merely Piloh st...

[AlexC1981]

ukbabz said:

This made me chuckle today whilst passing through the new forest..

https://goo.gl/maps/eset59EeCYz

Sandyballs holiday park, with a nearby pub called the fighting cocks

There's a holiday camp in Wales called Hafan y Môr, which sounds a bit rude.

[trixyD]

[Impasse]

Harvested the tomatoes today.

[threespires]

Rachel Riley Countdown

[anonymous-user]

Fwooahh!!

[anonymous-user]

I must apologise a broke wind with all the excitement

[Spare tyre]

Saw the border agency out in force in Pompey today

[anonymous-user]

With a couple of hangars on too

[SeeFive]

Spare tyre said:

Saw the border agency out in force in Pompey today

Is that the kids rental boats in gunwharf quay?

[austinsmirk]

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1476220...

After his arrest, Mr Khan said Islam told police: “He said it was Jimmy Savile dressed as him who had touched those people.”


Ok I get this is a serious matter, but probably one of the funniest statements I've ever read. The ghost of Jimmy Saville, pretending to be an Asian man.

[MartG]