Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[dartissimus]

Things that make me snigger:

Wigs and mens pointy toed shoes

[Silverage]

RC1807 said:

"tb" ... "pur"?

Lost on me

I think they are on about using less energy so they've altered their strapline from "Every little helps" to "very little helps".

Not really juvenile and didn't raise a snigger from me I'm afraid.

[nonsequitur]

RC1807 said:

motco said:

In a Tesco Gents' washroom...

"tb" ... "pur"?

Lost on me

Maybe it was a graffiti artist being VERY naughty with a white marker through the 'O'. Just maybe though.

[smn159]

Would have been marginally funnier if they'd obliterated the last 's' as well

[MartG]

[mybrainhurts]

motco said:

In a Tesco Gents' washroom...

I left a card telling them not to worry, as I'm doing my best to increase my carbon footprint.

Bunch of idiots.

[irocfan]

[Brigand]

Saw this sign today whilst driving through Loose:

[Hugh Jarse]

Third time my Ryanair flight has had someone on with an extreme peanut allergy.
Except the stewardesses tend to be from either Spain, Portugal or Italy.
"Please refrain from eating Peanuts"
"Repeat nobody open any packet with peanuts"
(heavily accented)
Looked round to see if anyone else sniggering, but no, just me.

Edited by Hugh Jarse on Saturday 13th May 14:06

[dudleybloke]

Hugh Jarse said:

Thrid time my Ryanair flight has had someone on with an extreme peanut allergy.
Except the stewardesses tend to be from either Sapin, Portugal or Italy.
"Please refrain from eating Peanuts"
"Repeat nobody open any packet with peanuts"
(heavily accented)
Looked round to see if anyone else sniggering, but no, just me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Os1QiglVQ

[ClockworkCupcake]

dudleybloke said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Os1QiglVQ

I thought that was going to be Jason Manford's stand up routine about his dad.

[MartG]

Major Spoiler

[ambuletz]

I can relate to this highly, nothing i hate more then idiots who take ages at the cash machine. I know what i need to do and it maybe takes me <20sec.

[motco]

ambuletz said:

I can relate to this highly, nothing i hate more then idiots who take ages at the cash machine. I know what i need to do and it maybe takes me <20sec.

Try going back to the pre-ATM era when you had to queue behind the small shopkeeper with five bags of small change he/she wanted to pay in at lunchtime. Lunchtime - the busiest time of the day - had half the number of clerks behind the grilles because it was, well, lunchtime!

[nonsequitur]

ambuletz said:

I can relate to this highly, nothing i hate more then idiots who take ages at the cash machine. I know what i need to do and it maybe takes me <20sec.

There is so much that you can do at an ATM these days sometimes it takes a little longer than you would like.

Next time, relax, take a book or a snack to pass the time.

[alorotom]

I had a rather irate crowd behind me the other day when I was changing PIN numbers on a couple of cards. What annoys me is when people use the machine for what seems like an age just to check a balance...

[Rostfritt]

ambuletz said:

I can relate to this highly, nothing i hate more then idiots who take ages at the cash machine. I know what i need to do and it maybe takes me <20sec.

Didn't you realise that some people get the option of a game of mariocart when they are using the ATM?

[SeeFive]

I am laughing my tits off here. A bloke across the water from me is pottering around on his yacht moored on his pontoon. All quiet, usual watery noise only - a peaceful cigarette etc.

Then... noises... stumble... trip... loud bang... whoosh and his cockpit is now full of a completely inflated life raft

To be fair, he didn't fall in and is laughing too.

[Ace-T]

SeeFive said:

I am laughing my tits off here. A bloke across the water from me is pottering around on his yacht moored on his pontoon. All quiet, usual watery noise only - a peaceful cigarette etc.

Then... noises... stumble... trip... loud bang... whoosh and his cockpit is now full of a completely inflated life raft

To be fair, he didn't fall in and is laughing too.

Mental image of his face squished against the window with lots of orange behind him is pretty good in my head.

[talksthetorque]

SeeFive said:

I am laughing my tits off here. A bloke across the water from me is pottering around on his yacht moored on his pontoon. All quiet, usual watery noise only - a peaceful cigarette etc.

Then... noises... stumble... trip... loud bang... whoosh and his cockpit is now full of a completely inflated life raft

To be fair, he didn't fall in and is laughing too.

Excellent! have one of these



They did warn on the news that inflation was a danger in the coming months.