Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[motco]

[SpeckledJim]

motco said:

I like to think achieving that didn't take at least 10 attempts and make a bloody racket at 2am, but I bet it did.

[Berz]

Also shamelessly stolen from reddit.

[DRFC1879]

motco said:

Brighton, just along from the Hilton?

[motco]

DRFC1879 said:

motco said:

Brighton, just along from the Hilton?

Yes - well, Hove in fact isn't it? I never realised Queen Victoria was a local university student!

[blearyeyedboy]

motco said:

Hmm, let me see where you belong... GRYFFINDORRRR!!!!!!

[ApOrbital]

[MartG]

Oh dear...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/29/man-spent-five-years...

[RammyMP]

MartG said:

Oh dear...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/29/man-spent-five-years...

Tw@

[Willy Nilly]

I need a couple of 29mm sockets, one 1/2 inch impact and one 3/4 normal and thought of this thread so bought this http://www.yarmo.co.uk/king-dick-1-2-sd-af-standar...

[matchmaker]

[LordGrover]

Willy Nilly said:

I need a couple of 29mm sockets, one 1/2 inch impact and one 3/4 normal and thought of this thread so bought this http://www.yarmo.co.uk/king-dick-1-2-sd-af-standar...

I used to sell both

and

hand tools

[Rostfritt]

Speed 3 said:

......right next to......

To be pendantic, coins are minted by the Royal Mint while notes are printed at the Bank of England (other note issuing banks are available).

[smn159]

[NoIP]

[mrtwisty]

[SimpleSimonSays]

Saw a people carrier this evening with a bumper sticker which read "HELP! Dad's farted and we can't get out!"

I have just told my wife about this. She didn't find it as funny as I did...

[MartG]

SimpleSimonSays said:

Saw a people carrier this evening with a bumper sticker which read "HELP! Dad's farted and we can't get out!"

I have just told my wife about this. She didn't find it as funny as I did...

[nonsequitur]

SimpleSimonSays said:

Saw a people carrier this evening with a bumper sticker which read "HELP! Dad's farted and we can't get out!"

I have just told my wife about this. She didn't find it as funny as I did...

Wives are somewhat coy about farts and farting. It's as if they never do.

[FlyingMeeces]

Nicholas Paget-Brown's bright red sunburn. I bet it's really itchy.