Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Short Grain]

FlyingMeeces said:

Nicholas Paget-Brown's bright red sunburn. I bet it's really itchy.

Think that's either a Whole Body Blush over his own *kin uselessness, or his blood pressure is so high over the pressure he's getting over his own *kin uselessness, he's about to explode!!

Either way, made me snigger watching him squirm.

Edited by Short Grain on Friday 30th June 20:22

[KarlMac]

LordGrover said:

I used to sell both

and

hand tools

[dudleybloke]

Ring AF Open End and Ring Podgers

http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/wrenches/product.as...

[MartG]

[Willy Nilly]

annular ring nails

[smn159]

[ClockworkCupcake]

smn159 said:

It's the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[MartG]

Carefully designed to fit...

[Lance Catamaran]

[gowmonster]

Lance Catamaran said:

repost from yesterday

[MartG]

[talksthetorque]

[ABZ RS6]

MartG said:

Genius

[ambuletz]

[NoIP]

Pea roast.

[MartG]

"Nissan racing cars often use the number 23 because in Japanese, a 2 is pronounced 'ni' and a 3 is pronounced 'san'."

[DrDeAtH]

[mybrainhurts]

smn159 said:

Ah, yes, but you missed the cunning ruse....

His real name is Dave McEldroon.

[E36Ross]

MartG said:

"Nissan racing cars often use the number 23 because in Japanese, a 2 is pronounced 'ni' and a 3 is pronounced 'san'."

If Nismo is Nissan Motorsport.... What is Honda Motorsport?

[Eddie Strohacker]

Dad photoshops his baby into dangerous situations. Presumably, you'd think to give the missus heart attacks but actually a bit deeper than that.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/rabbit-holes/dad-...