Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[iwantagta]

Lance Catamaran said:

Ra ra RitzPutin?

[andym1603]

Putin on the Ritz.

[glenrobbo]

It's a difficult choice, both are very good captions!

[droopsnoot]

Oh, so not a "crackers" reference then.

[irocfan]

[ReaperCushions]

Speed 3 said:

Wigan wedding cake

Our wedding cake was tiers of cheese, but this takes it to another level. Maybe needs a bunch of scotch eggs as 'cupcakes'?

[PotatoSalad]

[MartG]

[motco]

MartG said:

That second one is Italian!

[ClockworkCupcake]

motco said:

That second one is Italian!

Truly you are a cunning linguist.

[lufbramatt]

ReaperCushions said:

Speed 3 said:

Wigan wedding cake

Our wedding cake was tiers of cheese, but this takes it to another level. Maybe needs a bunch of scotch eggs as 'cupcakes'?

Two of my mates had a pork pie cake. And a sister one made of cheese. It was amazing. No messing around with fruit cake that no one likes.

[motco]

ClockworkCupcake said:

motco said:

That second one is Italian!

Truly you are a cunning linguist.

Given half a chance!

[smn159]

[ClockworkCupcake]

Seen on Facebook:

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.

[davhill]

smn159 said:

I'm thinking a sex robot's unlikely to contract an STD. More like an STP.

[iwantagta]

A bit of poetry;

[handpaper]

"White eared elephant".
The wife didn't know what it was.
So I showed her.
15 minutes uncontrollable laughter and counting.
If she slows down I just have to put my hand in my pocket to set her off again.

Length? As RR say, more than adequate

ETA, now 25 minutes

[Europa1]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Seen on Facebook:

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.

It was part of Jack Dee's intro to an episode of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" a few weeks ago.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Europa1 said:

It was part of Jack Dee's intro to an episode of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" a few weeks ago.

I keep missing ISIHAC. And I have no excuse these days with BBC iPlayer. I must go listen. Thanks!

[HTP99]