Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Rich1973]

Looks like a penis beaker in her hand.

[paua]

From Pebble Beach: "We have a gold Rolex watch to be given away to any Ferrari owner still on his first wife," Leno joked. "No? Nobody?"

[alorotom]

All I can see is a slightly surprised sun

[rodericb]

MartG said:

It's her arm

Girthy - looks like a babys arm holding an apple!

[nonsequitur]

Award for the best joke at the Edinburgh festival:

' I don't like the new one pound coin, but then I don't like any change'.

[glenrobbo]

alorotom said:

All I can see is a slightly surprised sun

The first thing I saw was "Single Handed Care" & "Manual handling with digni..."

[motco]

nonsequitur said:

Award for the best joke at the Edinburgh festival:

' I don't like the new one pound coin, but then I don't like any change'.

Yes I saw that too. Glad I don't bother with it if that's the best they can manage.

[alorotom]

glenrobbo said:

The first thing I saw was "Single Handed Care" & "Manual handling with digni..."

Have another

Great spot!!

[MartG]

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

Damp, perhaps. But clearly not moist.

[alorotom]

And she was a midget

[wolfracesonic]

Two well endowed female midgets stood back to back?

[motco]

ClockworkCupcake said:

MartG said:

Damp, perhaps. But clearly not moist.

[SCEtoAUX]

motco said:

nonsequitur said:

Award for the best joke at the Edinburgh festival:

' I don't like the new one pound coin, but then I don't like any change'.

Yes I saw that too. Glad I don't bother with it if that's the best they can manage.

The one about the combine harvester was the best of the ones on the BBC page.

[motco]

SCEtoAUX said:

motco said:

nonsequitur said:

Award for the best joke at the Edinburgh festival:

' I don't like the new one pound coin, but then I don't like any change'.

Yes I saw that too. Glad I don't bother with it if that's the best they can manage.

The one about the combine harvester was the best of the ones on the BBC page.

I haven't been to one...

[RicksAlfas]

[louiebaby]

RicksAlfas said:

Someone has clearly named that cooling system to spell that.

I do it sometimes. The Sales team haven't asked why it's call the "LIFT Feedback Template" yet.

They might be surprised it stands for "Lewis is fking tremendous"...

[Mothersruin]

louiebaby said:

RicksAlfas said:

Someone has clearly named that cooling system to spell that.

I do it sometimes. The Sales team haven't asked why it's call the "LIFT Feedback Template" yet.

They might be surprised it stands for "Lewis is fking tremendous"...

I nearly got 'Tandeef Waste And Transport' past the board as a subsidiary company name while working out in the Middle East.

Tandeef is Arabic for Clean/Cleaning

It was only when I got out the mock vehicle branding with the initials on the side in big letters did one of the Canadian guys twig where this was going. None of the locals had a clue.

[schmunk]

louiebaby said:

Someone has clearly named that cooling system to spell that.

I do it sometimes. The Sales team haven't asked why it's call the "LIFT Feedback Template" yet.

They might be surprised it stands for "Lewis is fking tremendous"...

Point of order - if your name is Lewis, why are you louiebaby and not lewiebaby?


Edit: unless perhaps your name is Louis Lewis...?

[ClockworkCupcake]

Mothersruin said:

I nearly got 'Tandeef Waste And Transport' past the board as a subsidiary company name while working out in the Middle East.

Tandeef is Arabic for Clean/Cleaning

It was only when I got out the mock vehicle branding with the initials on the side in big letters did one of the Canadian guys twig where this was going. None of the locals had a clue.

I worked for Serco Project Engineering many years ago, and the Divisional Manager had ideas of spinning off a sub-division to do with network installs and the like.

We got *this* close to getting it called "Project Engineering Network Integration Services" before he finally twigged.

However, what did get through was the logo of a PC with circular text round it saying things like "Design, Implementation, Sales, Aftercare, Support, Training"... which almost spelled disaster.

Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Wednesday 23 August 13:30