Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[RC1807]

AlexC1981 said:

[talksthetorque]

Cold said:

LaserTam said:

DavieW said:

nice bush triming

Yeah but look how hidden away it is. Hardly worth searching for.

ETA

OK, Found it.
Put a smile on the OH's face too.

Edited by talksthetorque on Thursday 5th October 11:31

[PugwasHDJ80]

C.C. Littoral

C. Littoral

Clittoral

Clitoral

[geeks]

talksthetorque said:

Cold said:

LaserTam said:

DavieW said:

nice bush triming

Yeah but look how hidden away it is. Hardly worth searching for.

ETA

OK, Found it.
Put a smile on the OH's face too.

Edited by talksthetorque on Thursday 5th October 11:31

[MartG]

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

[talksthetorque]

MartG said:

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

Quality control for Ideal Standard? If not, best tell him to get a stick.

[MartG]

talksthetorque said:

MartG said:

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

Quality control for Ideal Standard? If not, best tell him to get a stick.

About as far away as you can get from being QC at Ideal Standard - he's a particle physicist

[geeks]

MartG said:

talksthetorque said:

MartG said:

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

Quality control for Ideal Standard? If not, best tell him to get a stick.

About as far away as you can get from being QC at Ideal Standard - he's a particle physicist

In that case tell him to put the lid down, then the toilet is both blocked and not blocked at the same time, thus allowing to deny any knowledge of said blockage!

[MartG]

geeks said:

MartG said:

talksthetorque said:

MartG said:

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

Quality control for Ideal Standard? If not, best tell him to get a stick.

About as far away as you can get from being QC at Ideal Standard - he's a particle physicist

In that case tell him to put the lid down, then the toilet is both blocked and not blocked at the same time, thus allowing to deny any knowledge of said blockage!

Brilliant !

[Smitters]

Hamilton said: "I am under no illusion. I might have the nail a little bit in, but I need to keep hammering it.

"It is not done until there is no more to push it in."

"...you have seen other years where things swing," Hamilton added.


WFT? Oh, right. Your world title bid. Of course.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/41511970

[48k]

[Spanglepants]

New starter at work with the surname Speenus, we have a tannoy system at work so you can imagine when he is called by his full name.

[talksthetorque]

geeks said:

MartG said:

talksthetorque said:

MartG said:

Four days into his new job and my son sends me this message :

"Just blocked the loo at work lol
Waiting for it to drain then I'll flush again"

Quality control for Ideal Standard? If not, best tell him to get a stick.

About as far away as you can get from being QC at Ideal Standard - he's a particle physicist

In that case tell him to put the lid down, then the toilet is both blocked and not blocked at the same time, thus allowing to deny any knowledge of said blockage!

It is definitely the toilet he's blocked and not the Large Hadron Collider, isn't it?

[anonymous-user]

Spanglepants said:

New starter at work with the surname Speenus, we have a tannoy system at work so you can imagine when he is called by his full name.

Fond childhood memories there I expect...

[glenrobbo]

MartG said:

About as far away as you can get from being QC at Ideal Standard - he's a particle physicist

So he's dealing with relatively large particles then?

SWIDT?



Are you sure he's not a pharticle pyssicist?

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 5th October 17:41

[alorotom]

glenrobbo said:

Are you sure he's not a pharticle pyssicist?

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 5th October 17:41

How long have you been waiting for just the right moment to post that?? Lol

[Cupramax]

Dutch poultry farmer who sounds like a chicken when he laughs

https://youtu.be/9vOv8Fy1BKg

[eldar]

Cupramax said:

Dutch poultry farmer who sounds like a chicken when he laughs

https://youtu.be/9vOv8Fy1BKg

What a cock.

[glenrobbo]

alorotom said:

glenrobbo said:

Are you sure he's not a pharticle pyssicist?

How long have you been waiting for just the right moment to post that?? Lol

No waiting - it just came spontaneously! I couldn't stop it!

[PoleDriver]

Sounds like a good deal!