Could a fart set off a domestic smoke alarm?

[V8S]

Iwantoneofthose said:

Should this topic be in GG?

^^ This seems to have been missed.

[mybrainhurts]

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

My farts bring the fire brigade out...

Did this "fire brigade" have other kids running to them and is this something your parents told you?

Sorry, but those were ice cream vans...

No they weren't...

They one sent the bomb squad from Catterick...

My bottom burps are seriously hazardous...

[12gauge]

When i was at school eons ago, the deodorant set them off. Thus every day after rugby practice the smoke alarms would go off.

[bmthnick1981]

mybrainhurts said:

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

My farts bring the fire brigade out...

Did this "fire brigade" have other kids running to them and is this something your parents told you?

Sorry, but those were ice cream vans...

No they weren't...

They one sent the bomb squad from Catterick...

My bottom burps are seriously hazardous...

Maybe you should change your name to 'mybottomhurts'?

[v8will]

bigdog3 said:

Could be farting in the nude With that thought, wonder how many readers enjoy Farting in the Bath? Topic for a different thread perhaps?

Water does seem to add an amusing quality to a good old guff. As does farting and it smelling a bit like last nights dinner. (Fart smells of food, not your dinner smelling like ass)

[christofmccracke]

I'm sure one of 911 motorsports could...

[Dr Gonzo]

I might put this to the test by leaving a detector in the gents at work.

One regular punter soils the air so bad, you hold your breath longer than a pearl fisher...

[bigdog3]

v8will said:

bigdog3 said:

Could be farting in the nude With that thought, wonder how many readers enjoy Farting in the Bath? Topic for a different thread perhaps?

Water does seem to add an amusing quality to a good old guff. As does farting and it smelling a bit like last nights dinner. (Fart smells of food, not your dinner smelling like ass)

It's the shear size of the gas bubble, violent disturbance of the water surface and acoustic reverberations which I find so satisfying. You're more advanced - I haven't progressed into smelling last night's dinner yet

Wonder if the gas bubble can be ignited?

[St. Anger]

BuzzLightyear said:

jshell said:

Distant said:

I don't know but I think that's the best thread title I've ever seen.

Nah, I think that's reserved for this one: http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...

Hmmmm. Have to say as this is under "Gassing Station", my vote would have to go to this thread.

This thread comes very close, but "How to buy and import a domesticated elephant" is still my favourite!

[mybrainhurts]

bigdog3 said:

Could be farting in the nude With that thought, wonder how many readers enjoy Farting in the Bath? Topic for a different thread perhaps?

Similar stuff's been done since the beginning of time...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[GTIR]

bmthnick1981 said:

mybrainhurts said:

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

My farts bring the fire brigade out...

Did this "fire brigade" have other kids running to them and is this something your parents told you?

Sorry, but those were ice cream vans...

No they weren't...

They one sent the bomb squad from Catterick...

My bottom burps are seriously hazardous...

Maybe you should change your name to 'mybottomhurts'?

Mybottomurts, surely?

[mybrainhurts]