One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Wednesday 20th December 2017
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TonyRPH said:
227bhp said:
chriz1 said:
Looking to change clutch in Vauxhall Combo as the pedal is biting near top and pedal has gone quite hard to press.
I’ve been giving (for a small fee) a dual mass clutch and flywheel I know the flywheel is LUK as the part no. And stamp are present it certainly
Looks the 200mile it claims it has been covered
The clutch has no name stamped there are no. But the my don’t bring Anything up in a google search, again looks almost new
confused
His auto correct must have been pushed so hard that it imploded.
laugh

Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Friday 22nd December 2017
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Thurbs said:
I would be greatfull for the £6k so far. I mean greatfull in the sence you could easily have got nothing.

RATATTAK

11,027 posts

189 months

Tuesday 26th December 2017
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sleepera6 said:
Every one of those are fking awful !

SlimJim16v

5,661 posts

143 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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girlygirl29 said:
Thank you very much, i could of not put it better myself!
Not spelling, but laugh

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Thursday 28th December 2017
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Cliopetrolhead said:
hello so i want to buy a car to do deliveries with and i thought this car is good it has no service history but low mileage but im not sure about it what do you guys think? i also dont want to spend more then £1000 as its only for work and this car has high mpg which is good and roadtax is not that expensive but for some reason the price is low compared to other c maxes for sale? im hoping that if i do buy it that it wont break down on me as i went to visit it today the dealership told me that theirs a fault with the power steering so their are fixing it so i couldnt see it
Cliopetrolhead said:
What do you mean? That its a barging?

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Thursday 28th December 2017
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littlebasher said:
Poor Mr Mestophales had got himself stuck between the exhaust and the heatshield.

RATATTAK

11,027 posts

189 months

Saturday 30th December 2017
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Vipers said:
Same reason on rigs offshore, I went offshore in 76, and a lot of workers were septics with lovely metal hard hats, most with really lovely engravings on.

As the safety culture matured a bit, they were banned just in case there was a fire and a live open wire landed on your hat.

Mind you don't think most would notice it biggrin

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 30th December 2017
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ambuletz said:
singapore rice noodles & fried pork dumplpings. with a dollop of sririacha

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Sunday 31st December 2017
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garyhun said:
Then to cap it all, they use my plant boarders as a toilet.

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Sunday 31st December 2017
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RATATTAK said:
I don't think that's a spelling mistake. I think it's rhyming slang- septic tank=yank.
Possibly should have had a capital S.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 31st December 2017
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whoami said:
garyhun said:
Then to cap it all, they use my plant boarders as a toilet.
I think yoo knead to get a life!

SlimJim16v

5,661 posts

143 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2018
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jason61c said:
do none of them do curved internal veins?

sc0tt

18,041 posts

201 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2018
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My favourite this year...

davhill said:
If I reveal that the malef members of the black and white minstrels were corkasian
hehe

Ultra Sound Guy

28,638 posts

194 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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So many...
dhutch said:
I have just got a NTK for a parking offensive.

Visitors pay of a private carpark by my girlfriends, free parking but you need it get a daily permit, we're very careful including making sure they don't blow of the dash, but it's hard to say for absolute certain. We both drive the car and don't know who was the driver.

Rediculous thing is I've only just got the thing a day before the 28days are up. I left my house for my parents Friday morning before Christmas as it wasn't there then (14days was the Wednesday) so looking for any advice really.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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Welshbeef said:
Depending on how heavy the session was driving shouldn’t be allowed...


That aside I find the following good options

4. Masterbation / sends hormones to the brain which for a period clears the head sadly moments after ejeculation it comes back.

jaja4421

133 posts

128 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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RATATTAK said:
Vipers said:
Same reason on rigs offshore, I went offshore in 76, and a lot of workers were septics with lovely metal hard hats, most with really lovely engravings on.

As the safety culture matured a bit, they were banned just in case there was a fire and a live open wire landed on your hat.

Mind you don't think most would notice it biggrin
If you were expecting "septics" to be "sceptics" you may be disappointed. I suspect the OP was using rhyming slang for our American cousins...

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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Europa1 said:
Welshbeef said:
Depending on how heavy the session was driving shouldn’t be allowed...


That aside I find the following good options

4. Masterbation / sends hormones to the brain which for a period clears the head sadly moments after ejeculation it comes back.

That’s best given to the gibberish police.

Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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RATATTAK said:
Vipers said:
Same reason on rigs offshore, I went offshore in 76, and a lot of workers were septics with lovely metal hard hats, most with really lovely engravings on.

As the safety culture matured a bit, they were banned just in case there was a fire and a live open wire landed on your hat.

Mind you don't think most would notice it biggrin
Er, what? Where's the spelling mistake?

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Derek Smith said:
I had flue once and lost over a stone. By the way, I've suffered in the past from a saw anus after evacuations at speed.

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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^^^ Shark soup and leave the teeth in? ^^^ yikes