One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 11th March 2020
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Frank7 said:
John Locke


No one in there right mind uses Facebook.
Please, tell me I am due a whoosh parrot.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Thursday 12th March 2020
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the internet said:
With my daughter in LA on holiday. We went for breakfast at a McDonald's on Hollywood bullevard (don't ask).

Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Thursday 12th March 2020
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Frank7 said:
the internet said:
With my daughter in LA on holiday. We went for breakfast at a McDonald's on Hollywood bullevard (don't ask).
I think he's preempted his possible mention on this thread.

He said don't ask why he can't spell boulevard .

RATATTAK

11,134 posts

190 months

Thursday 12th March 2020
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Sambucket said:
This is the crutch of the whole plan:

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Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 13th March 2020
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Johnspex said:
Frank7 said:
the internet said:
With my daughter in LA on holiday. We went for breakfast at a McDonald's on Hollywood bullevard (don't ask).
I think he's preempted his possible mention on this thread.

He said don't ask why he can't spell boulevard .
I don’t think that it was that, my thought was that he was saying “Don’t ask, I didn’t want to be there, she did, and I know that Hollywood Boulevard is council, and was a recognised hooker hangout in the seventies.”

Osinjak

5,453 posts

122 months

Saturday 14th March 2020
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Harry H said:
Loved that car and would still have it today if it wasn't desolving in front of my eyes.

Triple Six

1,075 posts

123 months

Monday 16th March 2020
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mcelliott said:
I did hear a rumour that Porsche were going to help the German government with the manufacturing of ventilators. After an initial run they're going to bring out a lightweight model then a few one-off special additions.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Tuesday 17th March 2020
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R Mutt said:
Waitrose staff are now handing out loo roll across a barricaded aisle. I only wanted a pack of kitchen roll and he offered me 2, 4 or 6. Don't offer people mutilates of what they need. Give them1 and tell them to F off.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Wednesday 18th March 2020
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George Smiley said:
For me, Hazle O'Connor - Will You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou96vLl--e4

Osinjak

5,453 posts

122 months

Thursday 19th March 2020
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Dave Hedgehog said:
my mate got banned for racing when he pulled away quickly and unknown to him a gti behind him flawed it and tried to keep up with his M5

paulguitar

23,537 posts

114 months

Monday 23rd March 2020
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Brads67 said:
Peoples lively hood is there top priority

Ultra Sound Guy

28,647 posts

195 months

Monday 23rd March 2020
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fatboy18 said:
At least they have left enough room for the Ambulance, Herst to get past
whistle

singlecoil

33,698 posts

247 months

Tuesday 24th March 2020
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Frank7 said:
As a circa 38 y.o. divorcee, I had the good fortune to pull a 30 something haematologist who worked at Hammersmith Hospital.
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Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Tuesday 24th March 2020
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singlecoil said:
Frank7 said:
As a circa 38 y.o. divorcee, I had the good fortune to pull a 30 something haematologist who worked at Hammersmith Hospital.
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Hands up, done myself there, now everyone’s wondering if I’m transgender!
It’s divorcé, but I thought I’d get clobbered for using French.

eldar

21,798 posts

197 months

Tuesday 24th March 2020
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Frank7 said:
Hands up, done myself there, now everyone’s wondering if I’m transgender!
It’s divorcé, but I thought I’d get clobbered for using French.
It’s all relative.

ApOrbital

9,966 posts

119 months

Tuesday 24th March 2020
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ISWYDT wink

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 27th March 2020
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George Smiley said:
7 year old girl stabbed to death, I know, let’s talk about some stty night club unrelated to the thread instead of circle jirking via email

singlecoil

33,698 posts

247 months

Saturday 28th March 2020
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Deesee said:
Martin Lewis whom on the radio last week admitted he knows nothing about self employment tax and company tax has now been championed as negotiating with the government and getting a result

Ultra Sound Guy

28,647 posts

195 months

Sunday 29th March 2020
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Brads67 said:
Peoples lively hood is there top priority, so your drama does not help your cause.

paulguitar

23,537 posts

114 months

Sunday 29th March 2020
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
Brads67 said:
Peoples lively hood is there top priority, so your drama does not help your cause.
Ahem:

paulguitar said:
Brads67 said:
Peoples lively hood is there top priority