One for the spelling police

[glenrobbo]

julianm said:

Local advert:

Shabby sheikh fire surround and electric fire £30.

Previously owned by an oil magnet?

[eldar]

Jawls said:

NHS dentists like hens teeth in my corner of the north west.

[jamesson]

eldar said:

Jawls said:

NHS dentists like hens teeth in my corner of the north west.

I wonder if they like hen's teeth in other parts of the country.

[paulguitar]

95 fiesta si said:

Max left with a massive mounting to climb after only 3 races

[colin79666]

No apostrophe required here…

[AlexRS2782]

poster on another forum said:

Hi dose anyone no were I can get set off front coilrovers as I have just brought the car.

Plus the ones below courtesy of the 5G / Conspiracy loons based on some of the graffiti spotted in Aldershot yesterday.

Aldershot based 5G Conspiracy Loon Graffiti Artist said:

No clott shottz 4 are tottz

5G is Corvid

Say no 2 vagseens 4 are kidz

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Wednesday 13th April 01:02

[Cold]

The new DBX 707 is bringing them out.

forzaminardi said:

A car for insecure megalomanical billionaires determined to show that they'res is better than yours? From a company owned by Laurence Stroll? Na, never...

[Eric Mc]

AlexRS2782 said:

poster on another forum said:

Hi dose anyone no were I can get set off front coilrovers as I have just brought the car.

Plus the ones below courtesy of the 5G / Conspiracy loons based on some of the graffiti spotted in Aldershot yesterday.

Aldershot based 5G Conspiracy Loon Graffiti Artist said:

No clott shottz 4 are tottz

5G is Corvid

Say no 2 vagseens 4 are kidz

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Wednesday 13th April 01:02

I think that is all rather poetic.

[jamesson]

sherman said:

Your concerened about grammer at 7am?

[droopsnoot]

Shrugging for victory said:

Not really, as this was the message that was being pedalled from the leader of the free world.

[anonymous-user]

johnboy1975 said:

Oof.....These numbers hit harder than Mike Tyson in his hayday:

[QJumper]

Not sure if this has been posted before but here's one I was sent:

"Hi I don't sopose anyone has any bord games tgat they are no longer using tgat can deliver to the nook as I have a six yr old self isolating a.d is claiming the walls lol thank u in advance."

Comment underneath:

"I doubt scrabble is any use to you?"

[Spleen]

QJumper said:

Not sure if this has been posted before but here's one I was sent:

"Hi I don't sopose anyone has any bord games tgat they are no longer using tgat can deliver to the nook as I have a six yr old self isolating a.d is claiming the walls lol thank u in advance."

Comment underneath:

"I doubt scrabble is any use to you?"

I saw that on Faceache, highly amusing.

[AlexRS2782]

SimonD996 said:

...I have just started my own business 6 months ago, it will fail if I loose my licence...

[paulguitar]

Wren-went said:

BMW should have made them in Rhd though they no doubt would have sold alot more than the 150 allocated to UK what about Japan and Australia how many were sold their .

Armchair_Expert said:

Health conscious. What's your waste size?

Edited by paulguitar on Monday 25th April 13:26

[Chubbyross]

jamesson said:

sherman said:

Your concerened about grammer at 7am?

Apologies to the wonderful Wodehouse for bdising:

“There is no time, sir, at which grammar does not matter.”

[droopsnoot]

j4r4lly said:

We took the ferry from Portsmouth to Santander in our motorhome in 2018. Had a great crossing, saw wales and dolphins and a nice relaxing crossing.

[droopsnoot]

markiii said:

more or less guarantees he'll miss the date with his lapsadaisical approach so far

[paulguitar]

GroundZero said:

Supernational structures such as the EU are a prime example, of which Macron as you elude to, is a champion of it.

[Spleen]

DolphinCode37 said:

I suspect thier driving will be as bad as thier parking.