One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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eldar

21,799 posts

197 months

Monday 2nd May 2022
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Digga said:
Absolute bear face lying idiots.

Allan L

783 posts

106 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2022
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The duel carriageway had been shut by officers in both directions, but is now clear.

SlimJim16v

5,685 posts

144 months

Friday 6th May 2022
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The education system's working well I see.

Mrr T said:
Please don't say statistics are useless or I wasted 4 years of my degree. However, you also need to be very careful about there use.

eldar

21,799 posts

197 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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No need to shout about it.

kestral said:
The offence of dangerous driving under section 2 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 is committed when the defendant’s driving FALLS FAR BELLOW the standard expected of a competent and careful driver.

Spleen

5,453 posts

122 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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eldar said:
No need to shout about it.

kestral said:
The offence of dangerous driving under section 2 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 is committed when the defendant’s driving FALLS FAR BELLOW the standard expected of a competent and careful driver.
I see what you did there.

droopsnoot

11,975 posts

243 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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Caddyshack said:
let a business try and eek a small profit

SlimJim16v

5,685 posts

144 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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PH writer said:
Even if you’re name’s Tom, Dick or Ham-fisted Harry, I don’t think you could miss the MR’s added panache.

SlimJim16v

5,685 posts

144 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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A few here.

GSE said:
... pressurizing the media into towing the company line ...

droopsnoot

11,975 posts

243 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Challo said:
If your asking FB for advice on where to get a dog then perhaps your not ready for one.

Spleen

5,453 posts

122 months

Friday 13th May 2022
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e-honda said:
Why can't every time someone has a crap pot idea to advertise a price then put an admin fee, the ASA and/ or trading standards step in and just instantly give them a fine and make them stop.

paulguitar

23,538 posts

114 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Biggus thingus said:
If they did'nt they must be sat there with they're heads in they're hands

Cloudy147

2,723 posts

184 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Wikipedia entry for a UK TV channel…

https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaze_(TV_channel...

“Blaze is a Breetish telly channel awned bi A&E Networks UK, a jynt ventur atween A&E Networks an Sky plc.”

jamesson

2,993 posts

222 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Cloudy147 said:
Wikipedia entry for a UK TV channel…

https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaze_(TV_channel...

“Blaze is a Breetish telly channel awned bi A&E Networks UK, a jynt ventur atween A&E Networks an Sky plc.”
To be fair, the author is trying to write in what he or she thinks is Scots dialect, as opposed to actually thinking the proper words are spelled like that. Still awful, though.

eldar

21,799 posts

197 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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jamesson said:
Cloudy147 said:
Wikipedia entry for a UK TV channel…

https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaze_(TV_channel...

“Blaze is a Breetish telly channel awned bi A&E Networks UK, a jynt ventur atween A&E Networks an Sky plc.”
To be fair, the author is trying to write in what he or she thinks is Scots dialect, as opposed to actually thinking the proper words are spelled like that. Still awful, though.
Sky might care enough to correct the entry over the years. Or not, it seems.

bigandclever

13,796 posts

239 months

Thursday 19th May 2022
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Welshbeef said:
landed like a damp squid.
I'd love to give the benefit of the doubt, but it's Beefy and in a relatively serious thread smile

singlecoil

33,703 posts

247 months

Thursday 19th May 2022
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Armchair_Expert said:

Your really ignorant and clueless. I bet your 25 or younger.
I love the ironic ones smile

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Friday 20th May 2022
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the-norseman said:
Moto G will of only got certain support so Android 6 is about right.

SlimJim16v

5,685 posts

144 months

Friday 20th May 2022
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Tom8 said:
Great for the couple who won big this week and brave to come out in public. Got me thinking though. Anyone else who has earned that some of money by their own efforts is resented, people demand they be taxed more etc.

jamesson

2,993 posts

222 months

Friday 20th May 2022
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krisdelta said:
it's surely not very M15 being so public about your M15 job

droopsnoot

11,975 posts

243 months

Saturday 21st May 2022
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randomeddy said:
but ever since buying a car with a bit of a distinctive plate it has peaked my interest.