Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

[LordHaveMurci]

driverrob said:

I got myself one of those anti bullying wrist bands today............ I stole it off a fat ginger bd with glasses.

Will that kid ever learn?

[slopes]

Ouch, that's going to go down well i predict

[Cock Womble 7]

A man has been arrested after a bungled attempted at the theft of a combine harvester, during which he fell into the working parts of the machine.

Police expect him to be bailed tomorrow.

[Laurel Green]

Cock Womble 7 said:

A man has been arrested after a bungled attempted at the theft of a combine harvester, during which he fell into the working parts of the machine.

Police expect him to be bailed tomorrow.

That's a tad corny. Mind, it did give me a rye smile.

[therealpigdog]

Laurel Green said:

That's a tad corny. Mind, it did give me a rye smile.

Barley a giggle from me.

[JonRB]

Wheat an awful collection of puns

[Arthur Jackson]

JonRB said:

Wheat an awful collection of puns

These people want a good threshing.

[JonRB]

Arthur Jackson said:

These people want a good threshing.

That was chaffing awful

[Mr Pies]

How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

Speed is limited to 42.

[ZOLLAR]

Mr Pies said:

How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

Speed is limited to 42.

I've been waiting for these to start, I shouldn't but

[slopes]

Mr Pies said:

How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

Speed is limited to 42.

That's harsh

[omgus]

Just found out about Gary Speed, came to see if there was a joke yet.

Well done lads, at the cutting edge of news and cynicism once again.

[Davi]

Mr Pies said:

How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

Speed is limited to 42.

All day I've seen FB posts about Gary Speed RIP. Had to look him up to find out who he was, only to discover he was just a footballer, so have stolen that for my status.

[shakotan]

JonRB said:

Thom987 said:

I think someone is mixing Sicily up with the Isles of Scilly.

I think you're both not reading the joke right...

[Council Baby]

SPEED KILLS...


Himself.



I think God misunderstood when Amy Winehouse asked for Speed.


I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

Try the pork chops etc etc.

[gog440]

Council Baby said:

SPEED KILLS...


Himself.



I think God misunderstood when Amy Winehouse asked for Speed.


I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

Try the pork chops etc etc.

fk me
Yet I again I hear the news from the PH joke thread.
RIP Gary

[netherfield]

Ryan Giggs said to be very upset,was he knobbing his wife.

[edo]

I had to Google who Gary Speed was!

[anonymous-user]

I just thought of one with Imogen Thomas going after a well hung Welsh man but I can't word it together as a typical joke format.
Hmmm.

[robsco]

The Africans have some great drinking games... Like "the last person to find water, dies."