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Was banned from eating in communal dining room in nursing home (for about a fortnight!) for allegedly saying some unspecified nasty thing about the elderly residents.
The pathetic thing is that while I hated the s
thole of a nursing home and was basically suicidal for almost the entire 9 months I was incarcerated there, I genuinely liked all of the elderly folk*, it was like having about 40 grannies and granddads and with the degree they were being neglected (universally by the staff and in most cases also by their own families) the evenings I spent sitting chatting with them, one night sitting holding one old girl's hand because she was distraught about what looked like a very painful skin scrape (their skin really does go like paper when they're really frail 
) and the like were both mutually needed and gladly spent - I'd have been in a much worse mental state if I'd been holed up in my room for all of that time.
The pathetic thing is that while I hated the s
thole of a nursing home and was basically suicidal for almost the entire 9 months I was incarcerated there, I genuinely liked all of the elderly folk*, it was like having about 40 grannies and granddads and with the degree they were being neglected (universally by the staff and in most cases also by their own families) the evenings I spent sitting chatting with them, one night sitting holding one old girl's hand because she was distraught about what looked like a very painful skin scrape (their skin really does go like paper when they're really frail ) and the like were both mutually needed and gladly spent - I'd have been in a much worse mental state if I'd been holed up in my room for all of that time.- except for the raving racist homophobe and the pervert but they were for avoiding, not badmouthing
Carthage said:
sex-tiger
There's nothing remotely sexy in their behaviour or demeanor.
They just lie there, air of cold malevolence. Then rip your face off in a frenzy of psychotic violence, gnaw at your thigh or ribcage for 15 mins and walk off yawning.
captainzep said:
Always wondered why 'tiger' was associated with sex.
There's nothing remotely sexy in their behaviour or demeanor.
They just lie there, air of cold malevolence. Then rip your face off in a frenzy of psychotic violence, gnaw at your thigh or ribcage for 15 mins and walk off yawning.
Naturally, if all posters were as educated/erudite as JAYB, I could have used the 'sex-limpet' analogy. There's nothing remotely sexy in their behaviour or demeanor.
They just lie there, air of cold malevolence. Then rip your face off in a frenzy of psychotic violence, gnaw at your thigh or ribcage for 15 mins and walk off yawning.
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