Most ridiculous/bizarre accusations
Discussion
Pesty said:
In a Tesco in Telford.
Woman a with two children swings around her trolly wildly and smashes into a womans legs who was next to her.
Instead of appologising she b
ked the other woman for being in the way even though it was totally her fault.
She then looked at me just in time to catch me doing this
I then get the mouth full f ing B etc etc I just walk off. Not in the mood for an argument with a nutter.
Anyway as I walk off She startes yelling at her kids
"look at him look at him He hates children look at him"
She then follows me along the ailses shouting to all and sundry I hate children. After a while I snap and turn around
And tell her to fk off and go somewhere else I'm not interested
to which i get the reply "whats it got to do with you what I do?" she then goes to a member of staffs and shouts at him that I should be thrown out because I hate children.
Nutters
The joys of Telford Woman a with two children swings around her trolly wildly and smashes into a womans legs who was next to her.
Instead of appologising she b
ked the other woman for being in the way even though it was totally her fault.She then looked at me just in time to catch me doing this
I then get the mouth full f ing B etc etc I just walk off. Not in the mood for an argument with a nutter.
Anyway as I walk off She startes yelling at her kids
"look at him look at him He hates children look at him"
She then follows me along the ailses shouting to all and sundry I hate children. After a while I snap and turn around
And tell her to f
k off and go somewhere else I'm not interestedto which i get the reply "whats it got to do with you what I do?" she then goes to a member of staffs and shouts at him that I should be thrown out because I hate children.
Nutters
Not a bizarre accusation as such, but the Tesco one reminded me of this.
I was in town visiting the post office about 5 years ago.
I was walking down the ramp (no steps to this one) which was about 2 meters wide (to give you an idea, you could have two wheelchairs passing each other side by side with plenty of room to spare), and a woman with a pushchair was walking towards me.
Naturally I stood aside well out of her way to let her pass as she was walking right in the middle, then she suddenly swerved towards me (whilst looking straight at me), and pushed the pushchair into my shins! I was standing sideways against the rail with nobody else around so it took quite some effort.
After doing this, she called me a "f*cking c*nt", and stormed off!!
To this day, I can't understand what this was about!
I was in town visiting the post office about 5 years ago.
I was walking down the ramp (no steps to this one) which was about 2 meters wide (to give you an idea, you could have two wheelchairs passing each other side by side with plenty of room to spare), and a woman with a pushchair was walking towards me.
Naturally I stood aside well out of her way to let her pass as she was walking right in the middle, then she suddenly swerved towards me (whilst looking straight at me), and pushed the pushchair into my shins! I was standing sideways against the rail with nobody else around so it took quite some effort.
After doing this, she called me a "f*cking c*nt", and stormed off!!
To this day, I can't understand what this was about!
MadOne said:
Flip Martian said:
MadOne said:
A few years ago I booked a holiday in Switzerland to go skiing with a crowd of friends. I had never skied before and was so excited about it and of course I was boring my workmates with all the details. So the day came and off I went. A week later I walked into work all excited to tell my workmates all about it (as you do) and sensed an atmosphere. They all said good morning but not one of them asked me about my holiday. It was a weird feeling. Then it got to tea break and I went into the tea room and one of the women said 'So how was your holiday'. I said it was great and proceeded to go into detail when she interrupted and said 'When did you get back' so I told her. She then said 'Oh really'?? I asked what was going on and I was told that the cleaner saw me standing outside the work two nights after I was 'allegedly' going to Switzerland. I explained that it wasn't me and no one believed me. The conversation was over and I was left feeling like a liar and nobody wanted to know. So as the day wore on I got angrier and angrier and said 'So why would I tell people I was going on holiday and then go and stand outside the work for everybody to see me? It was bizarre. So anyway, went home that night feeling completely deflated and my partner suggested I bring in my boarding pass. I perked up and thought 'That will show them'. So walked in the next day with the BP showing the day and time I boarded and the day and time I got back - a whole week. I went to the cleaner and said 'I see you have been hallucinating, well here's proof that you did not see me when you said you did'. She turned round and said 'I don't want to see it because I know what I saw'. So I scanned it onto my PC and e-mailed it to every person in the department. Within half an hour they apologised (not the cleaner though, never has to this date) and then of course I brought in the photos later on. It was the most horrible feeling that day though to be accused of being a liar but at least I did have the proof.
Doesn't say much positive about the people you work with. In our place, they'd laugh and take the piss over something like that, not give the evils and stony silences. They sound pathetic!hes and I am afraid there were a whole bunch of them in that place.
But no. Little too stereotype caaancil for my taste 
.The police rocked up to my mum and dad's house once, telling them I had run off with my underage girlfriend. They woke me up and got me down to talk to the police in the front room. I was 13, and told them about the older lad with the same name in the next street.
At college I was one of three passengers in a mini parked in the carpark of a closed pub at lunch time. The mini was full of smelly smoke.. En route back to college the car was stopped by an unmarked car. The police bloke stuck his head in the drivers window and asked if any of us had stolen an ashtray from the pub... He surely must have been instantly stoned from the blue smoke pouring out the driver window. He let us on our way but if he had asked us to get out of the car we would all have had spliffs stuck to our legs (from where we had sat on them in a panic).
At college I was one of three passengers in a mini parked in the carpark of a closed pub at lunch time. The mini was full of smelly smoke.. En route back to college the car was stopped by an unmarked car. The police bloke stuck his head in the drivers window and asked if any of us had stolen an ashtray from the pub... He surely must have been instantly stoned from the blue smoke pouring out the driver window. He let us on our way but if he had asked us to get out of the car we would all have had spliffs stuck to our legs (from where we had sat on them in a panic).
A strange woman drove up to my house in some sort of hurry, stepped out of her car with no shoes on and blood on her feet and shouted "what have you done with my fking shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.
king shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.busta said:
A strange woman drove up to my house in some sort of hurry, stepped out of her car with no shoes on and blood on her feet and shouted "what have you done with my fking shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.
So, what had you done with her shoes?king shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.lemonoo7 said:
busta said:
A strange woman drove up to my house in some sort of hurry, stepped out of her car with no shoes on and blood on her feet and shouted "what have you done with my fking shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.
So, what had you done with her shoes?king shoes?" I stood totally shocked with no idea what to say. She repeated herself, got back in her car and left as quickly as she arrived.ArsE92 said:
MadOne said:
Flip Martian said:
MadOne said:
A few years ago I booked a holiday in Switzerland to go skiing with a crowd of friends. I had never skied before and was so excited about it and of course I was boring my workmates with all the details. So the day came and off I went. A week later I walked into work all excited to tell my workmates all about it (as you do) and sensed an atmosphere. They all said good morning but not one of them asked me about my holiday. It was a weird feeling. Then it got to tea break and I went into the tea room and one of the women said 'So how was your holiday'. I said it was great and proceeded to go into detail when she interrupted and said 'When did you get back' so I told her. She then said 'Oh really'?? I asked what was going on and I was told that the cleaner saw me standing outside the work two nights after I was 'allegedly' going to Switzerland. I explained that it wasn't me and no one believed me. The conversation was over and I was left feeling like a liar and nobody wanted to know. So as the day wore on I got angrier and angrier and said 'So why would I tell people I was going on holiday and then go and stand outside the work for everybody to see me? It was bizarre. So anyway, went home that night feeling completely deflated and my partner suggested I bring in my boarding pass. I perked up and thought 'That will show them'. So walked in the next day with the BP showing the day and time I boarded and the day and time I got back - a whole week. I went to the cleaner and said 'I see you have been hallucinating, well here's proof that you did not see me when you said you did'. She turned round and said 'I don't want to see it because I know what I saw'. So I scanned it onto my PC and e-mailed it to every person in the department. Within half an hour they apologised (not the cleaner though, never has to this date) and then of course I brought in the photos later on. It was the most horrible feeling that day though to be accused of being a liar but at least I did have the proof.
Doesn't say much positive about the people you work with. In our place, they'd laugh and take the piss over something like that, not give the evils and stony silences. They sound pathetic!hes and I am afraid there were a whole bunch of them in that place.One snowy winters day many years back i was walking home from school with mates when i was accused of sliding into a local girl a couple of years younger than me knocking her over and breaking her arm ! She even gave my name as the culprit ,despite protesting that we had only just got there and having a couple of people back up my side of things it was still my fault . Loonies down that rd .
Once had a customer change her tone halfway through a boiler service. She'd started off nice and chatty, as soon as I fired up "Henry" she looked very pissed off and barely said a word......
Her: Is it wise to be using that as you are?
Me: Erm, yes. It's what it is designed for.
Her: Just seems like it is getting damaged.
Me: It's fine they can handle being knocked about.
Her: Well, I wished you'd asked me before you'd started using it!
Me: (thinking wtf is she on about?)...........You do realise this is MY vacuum, yours is under the stairs next to the gas meter.
Her: Oh, well, I, er..... they do look very similar!
Stormed off, didn't say another word to me, just signed the certificate and saw me out! I had a chuckle about it, mine looked like I throw it down the stairs for fun, where as hers looked brand new and a different design!
I'm very wary of being accused of things in customers houses. I hate, hate seeing money lying around. I've actually asked them to put it somewhere safe on several occasions!
Could have been accused of being a thief once. Was given a new phone in work, HTC thingy-m-bob. Accidentally picked up customers iPhone, just saw a black touch screen phone and grabbed it. She asked if I'd seen her phone, I went in to my pocket to pull out mine to phone it for her, pulled out hers and mine together. Cue me going very red and apologising a lot as the two phones looked completely different! Luckily she believed me!!
Her: Is it wise to be using that as you are?
Me: Erm, yes. It's what it is designed for.
Her: Just seems like it is getting damaged.
Me: It's fine they can handle being knocked about.
Her: Well, I wished you'd asked me before you'd started using it!
Me: (thinking wtf is she on about?)...........You do realise this is MY vacuum, yours is under the stairs next to the gas meter.
Her: Oh, well, I, er..... they do look very similar!
Stormed off, didn't say another word to me, just signed the certificate and saw me out! I had a chuckle about it, mine looked like I throw it down the stairs for fun, where as hers looked brand new and a different design!
I'm very wary of being accused of things in customers houses. I hate, hate seeing money lying around. I've actually asked them to put it somewhere safe on several occasions!
Could have been accused of being a thief once. Was given a new phone in work, HTC thingy-m-bob. Accidentally picked up customers iPhone, just saw a black touch screen phone and grabbed it. She asked if I'd seen her phone, I went in to my pocket to pull out mine to phone it for her, pulled out hers and mine together. Cue me going very red and apologising a lot as the two phones looked completely different! Luckily she believed me!!
bigrich4 said:
Pesty said:
Tale of daily scummy life in Telford
The joys of Telford Back when I was 20 or so, the police pulled up and supposedly my car had been used 'by a coloured youth' to steal items from Comet or Currys, cant remember which. They asked 'do you have any coloured friends?' I said yes, they sprang on this - they even said the car was reported as having the same dent that mine did! Think it was just a ruse to talk to me about my driving, as I'd had a couple of 'chats' with plod recently.
Many many yrs ago sister and I were leaving our home to pop to the shops on our way two police men walked up asking if a Mr D (our Dad) was in we said yes and left them to knock on the door. When we got back we discovered our Dad had been accused of a hit and run.
The hit and run had happened 2 miles away just 20 mins before. My Dad was in the shower when they turned up and had just finished work driving a taxi.
Turned out my Dads car had been stolen from the car park (could only have been a few mins after he parked up the taxi next to it) and the driver had pulled out of a blind junction and hit a motorcyclist
put the young lad in hospital for couple months.
To top it all off Dads car, that'd he'd owned for 2 weeks, was a write off (a Maxi) whilst he was emptying it out a guy came up giving Dad a hard time. Turns out it was the lads Uncle and he still thought it was my Dad who'd hit him. Once Dad explained he was ok.
A bizarre again of events which shook my Dad up esp as the Police did not want to believe he wasn't the driver.
The hit and run had happened 2 miles away just 20 mins before. My Dad was in the shower when they turned up and had just finished work driving a taxi.
Turned out my Dads car had been stolen from the car park (could only have been a few mins after he parked up the taxi next to it) and the driver had pulled out of a blind junction and hit a motorcyclist
put the young lad in hospital for couple months.To top it all off Dads car, that'd he'd owned for 2 weeks, was a write off (a Maxi) whilst he was emptying it out a guy came up giving Dad a hard time. Turns out it was the lads Uncle and he still thought it was my Dad who'd hit him. Once Dad explained he was ok.
A bizarre again of events which shook my Dad up esp as the Police did not want to believe he wasn't the driver.
Last year on a (family) Haven site, woken up on our first night, at what transpired to be 3AM, by torches shining through the windows, and someone opening the teenage lads window telling them top open the door.
Dragged myself out of bed opened the door, and 7 coppers burlied there way in, demanding the lads show themselves - very aggressive they were.
A little concerned as the lads had come back to get changed and go out again in the evening for no good reason.
Eventually they woke up enough to show their faces, the security guy said not them, and off they went without so much as a bye your leave. Sounded like a whole fleet of cars/vans driving off.
Needless to say I was plenty pissed off and words were had the next morning, which resulted in nothing. The email to head office had better results and a visit from head of security. Turned out there had been a serious assault and for some reason they decided our lads were involved. Not sure how, and apparently they woke up a few families, before getting the right kids.
Still bemused as we were booked privately so the camp only had limited details...
Dragged myself out of bed opened the door, and 7 coppers burlied there way in, demanding the lads show themselves - very aggressive they were.
A little concerned as the lads had come back to get changed and go out again in the evening for no good reason.
Eventually they woke up enough to show their faces, the security guy said not them, and off they went without so much as a bye your leave. Sounded like a whole fleet of cars/vans driving off.
Needless to say I was plenty pissed off and words were had the next morning, which resulted in nothing. The email to head office had better results and a visit from head of security. Turned out there had been a serious assault and for some reason they decided our lads were involved. Not sure how, and apparently they woke up a few families, before getting the right kids.
Still bemused as we were booked privately so the camp only had limited details...
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