Bad Tats

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WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Blown2CV said:
Perennial argument. If I was hiring customer facing staff there is no way I would have someone with visible tattoos, as it distracts from how you want to present the company, the customer might feel negatively about it and consequently the company overall, and like it or not it is generally associated with scratters. Yes there are nice ones, yes there are non-scum that have them, but it's like the george cross. You see it and you think of hooligans. That and tattoos seem to be far more common than they should be amongst the fat. My missus (who is very much not fat or scum!) has 3 tattoos, all small and well-hidden and they look nice. Tattoo your neck, lower arms, hands, legs, upper chest or arms if you're a woman then you know what you're getting into!! It's not like it isn't obvious you are permanently drawing on your body. You aren't doing it just for you, you are doing it for everyone else too. You want to project something about yourself. That isn't always going to be seen how you want it to be, and yet you do it anyway. It isn't like being discriminated against for being black or disabled, you did it through choice... and most of the time it looks really st to boot.
Funny you should mention that about customer-facing staff, my OH works for Dior, on the cosmetics front (you can imagine what they are like about appearances) and deals with customers on a daily basis, to look at her, you wouldn't think it, but she has a 3 foot tattoo down her side. She often gets customers who have tattoos and conversations grow about them, she then mentions that she has a huge one on her side and it is a shock to the customer and becomes a really good talking point. However, if it were to be on her chest or neck or any other visible part of her body, then I think it would be off putting for most and she certainly wouldn't have her job.

Not really sure what I'm prattling on about TBH, but thought I'd share that hehe

WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Pics? smile
I chance, I'll get banned wink

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

236 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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pidsy said:
bedroom tattooists are my pet hate.
This. I've had conversations with so many people who show me what their mate's uncle does in his loft/bedroom/front room etc.

I wouldn't normally comment on people's tattoos, because despite what I think of the artwork/design/inkwork etc, it's their choice and tattoos, like all art, are subjective. But one person pcensoredd me off when she spotted my latest piece which I had done in January and asked me how much it had cost, which was £180 for two hours work.

Them: You paid £180 for that? Wow! "Dave" would have done that for about £40
Me: Maybe so. But then it would look like your tattoos. Which are scensoredt.

Whats that saying? "Good tattoos aren't cheap, but cheap tattoos aren't good".

Never a truer word spoken IMO.

pidsy

8,011 posts

158 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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B16 RTT said:
pidsy said:
bedroom tattooists are my pet hate.
This. I've had conversations with so many people who show me what their mate's uncle does in his loft/bedroom/front room etc.

I wouldn't normally comment on people's tattoos, because despite what I think of the artwork/design/inkwork etc, it's their choice and tattoos, like all art, are subjective. But one person pcensoredd me off when she spotted my latest piece which I had done in January and asked me how much it had cost, which was £180 for two hours work.

Them: You paid £180 for that? Wow! "Dave" would have done that for about £40
Me: Maybe so. But then it would look like your tattoos. Which are scensoredt.

Whats that saying? "Good tattoos aren't cheap, but cheap tattoos aren't good".

Never a truer word spoken IMO.
met a few bedroom tattooists who think they are great because they bought a gun off ebay and some of their stupid teenage mates have let them practice. usual conversation is:

them - nice ink, who did it. if you want anything else, i'll sort you out

me - oh, you tattoo? wheres your studio?

them - nah mate, i do it in my bedroom in the evenings. i love art so i thought it could do it, its a piece of piss

me ah, nice. where did you get your autoclave from?

them - an auto what?

me - bye bye you tt.

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

236 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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pidsy said:
me - bye bye you tt.
Sadly, my uncle even thought he'd give it a go. He does airbrushing and stuff like that, but when I saw the work he'd done on some other people, I was just like "Nah". Wouldn't let you do it if you paid for the laser removal afterward!

TonyTony

1,880 posts

159 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Blown2CV

28,909 posts

204 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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TonyTony said:


i think they might be intentionally funny ones!

WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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TonyTony said:
what's wrong with that one? Looks exactly like Michael Jackass.

TonyTony

1,880 posts

159 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Blown2CV said:
i think they might be intentionally funny ones!
A tattoo can actually be a good work of art and intentionally stupid/funny.

They are just terrible, but funny! biggrin

Gretchen

19,046 posts

217 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
Agree that its the permenancy of them which makes them a bizarre thing to do in my eyes.
Anything I have ever bought or owned, or wore, I get bored of after a period of time.
SO if I buy a painting I will put it on the wall and really like it, and then after I have seen it daily for a month it will just become an irrelevance.
So to permanently etch myself with what will definitely be an irrelevance after a period of time, I just can't imagine.
I feel like that about my kids sometimes too.


King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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WorAl said:
Funny you should mention that about customer-facing staff, my OH works for Dior, on the cosmetics front (you can imagine what they are like about appearances) and deals with customers on a daily basis, to look at her, you wouldn't think it, but she has a 3 foot tattoo down her side.......
Each to their own I guess.... whistle



bimsb6

8,047 posts

222 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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WorAl said:
Funny you should mention that about customer-facing staff, my OH works for Dior, on the cosmetics front (you can imagine what they are like about appearances) and deals with customers on a daily basis, to look at her, you wouldn't think it, but she has a 3 foot tattoo down her side. She often gets customers who have tattoos and conversations grow about them, she then mentions that she has a huge one on her side and it is a shock to the customer and becomes a really good talking point. However, if it were to be on her chest or neck or any other visible part of her body, then I think it would be off putting for most and she certainly wouldn't have her job.

Not really sure what I'm prattling on about TBH, but thought I'd share that hehe

Is she a rolf harris fan ?

Blown2CV

28,909 posts

204 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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The Crack Fox said:
blindswelledrat said:
Tattoos don't come in and out of fashion
You've either got zero fashion sense or have never seen any of the downtrodden middle-aged chaps with 1980's swallow tattoos on their necks who couldn't look less fashionable even if they were wearing a boyscout uniform knitted from their Mum's pubes.
or the tools with "celtic pattern" band around their arm. Oh or men with tramp-stamps

LeeMad

1,098 posts

154 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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There always lasers. I've got a superman badge I'm currently getting removed... To start a sleeve

Oldred_V8S

3,715 posts

239 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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WorAl said:
TonyTony said:
what's wrong with that one? Looks exactly like Michael Jackass.
The text right at the very bottom of the MJ tat could be mis-interpreted.

Glassman

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22,564 posts

216 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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Oldred_V8S said:
WorAl said:
TonyTony said:
what's wrong with that one? Looks exactly like Michael Jackass.
The text right at the very bottom of the MJ tat could be mis-interpreted.
Is it an arm? A leg?

Pique

1,158 posts

208 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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Oldred_V8S said:
The text right at the very bottom of the MJ tat could be mis-interpreted.
Whoosh?

TonyTony

1,880 posts

159 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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Oldred_V8S said:
The text right at the very bottom of the MJ tat could be mis-interpreted.
Don't think its finished yet, they have yet to tattoo the word "kids". smile

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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Pique said:
Oldred_V8S said:
The text right at the very bottom of the MJ tat could be mis-interpreted.
Whoosh?
hehe

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

217 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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shakotan said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
I give you 'Travis Barker' - the drummer out of the Rock band 'Blink 182.'

These tattoos are all definitely real - I saw them at the O2 a few weeks back, and the guy was topless with all these tats on show.

He obviously thinks it's cool - hmmm, I don't!

I doubt he got them done for your benefit.
Ha ha, you're probably (in fact definitely) right there of course!

If he likes them, then that's all that matters. Was just saying that personally, I don't understand / like the idea.

BUT...then again I'm not a cool, fit, double-hard drummer in an exciting, bouncy rock band, who sell loads of albums, do sell-out shows and are obviously by now doing 'ok' for money, lol!

Maybe Travis's tats go well and fit in with his life and scene I guess...


Although I don't like them - those tats on Travis probably add to his cool persona, and add to his image.

But the same kinda tats on me would look like a 40 year old, fat, uncool man with ridiculous body art that would make me look even more useless and retarded than I probaby already look, lol! biggrin