Show us your new shoes

[So]

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

[Goaty Bill 2]

So said:

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

It's somewhere in between those two extremes.
Passers by may well question you on your weekend 'hobbies' however

[craigjm]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

So said:

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

It's somewhere in between those two extremes.
Passers by may well question you on your weekend 'hobbies' however

Nothing wrong with a spanker Bill

[g3org3y]

craigjm said:

Goaty Bill 2 said:

So said:

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

It's somewhere in between those two extremes.
Passers by may well question you on your weekend 'hobbies' however

Nothing wrong with a spanker Bill

Already got one for my wife, who 'goes down well'.

[craigjm]

g3org3y said:

Already got one for my wife, who 'goes down well'.

Fingers in ears..... lalalalalala

[LordGrover]

g3org3y said:

craigjm said:

Goaty Bill 2 said:

So said:

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

It's somewhere in between those two extremes.
Passers by may well question you on your weekend 'hobbies' however

Nothing wrong with a spanker Bill

Already got one for my wife, who 'goes down well'.

TMI

[So]

g3org3y said:

craigjm said:

Goaty Bill 2 said:

So said:

LordGrover said:

Spanker, anyone?

Am I safe clicking on a link marked "spanker" in an office environment?

I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to walk past and see me looking at Jeffrey West shoes. Hardcore porn involving animals and / or children would be less embarrassing.

It's somewhere in between those two extremes.
Passers by may well question you on your weekend 'hobbies' however

Nothing wrong with a spanker Bill

Already got one for my wife, who 'goes down well'.

You're....mmmmarried?

[craigjm]

So said:

You're....mmmmarried?

Did you think he was gay?

[Goaty Bill 2]

craigjm said:

So said:

You're....mmmmarried?

Did you think he was gay?

Now , now. He could be both (married and gay).
However, I am quite certain g3orgy has referred to 'her' or 'she' (though that is admittedly not an absolute guarantee as I understand things) a few times.

We really must avoid turning this into an NP&E thread at all costs!
I'm quite certain that the majority of the denizens of that particularly unsavoury area have no idea of our quiet and [normally] polite existence here.

[So]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

craigjm said:

So said:

You're....mmmmarried?

Did you think he was gay?

Now , now. He could be both (married and gay).
However, I am quite certain g3orgy has referred to 'her' or 'she' (though that is admittedly not an absolute guarantee as I understand things) a few times.

We really must avoid turning this into an NP&E thread at all costs!
I'm quite certain that the majority of the denizens of that particularly unsavoury area have no idea of our quiet and [normally] polite existence here.

It's only shoe shop banter.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

So said:

It's only shoe shop banter.

It is, but we've crossed the line before here. I recall a warning post from the mods - on a shoe thread! I know, kerazy.

[g3org3y]

I'm sorry to inform you guys I don't have a spanker. The chance to use the (now trademark) 'goes down well' phrase in this context was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Sorry to disappoint So, not gay. Flattered with the attention though. I've got a gay mate I can set you up with if you'd like.

[glasgow mega snake]

just wanted to say that ge/3orge/3y's workplace is not totally unique. I once got an email about my shoes.

[craigjm]

glasgow mega snake said:

just wanted to say that ge/3orge/3y's workplace is not totally unique. I once got an email about my shoes.

I regularly get positive comments at my workplace about my shoes and on client sites too.

[So]

g3org3y said:

I'm sorry to inform you guys I don't have a spanker. The chance to use the (now trademark) 'goes down well' phrase in this context was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Sorry to disappoint So, not gay. Flattered with the attention though. I've got a gay mate I can set you up with if you'd like.

I'd need to see his shoes first.

[craigjm]

So said:

I'd need to see his shoes first.

it’s banter like this that makes this thread

[Blown2CV]

craigjm said:

glasgow mega snake said:

just wanted to say that ge/3orge/3y's workplace is not totally unique. I once got an email about my shoes.

I regularly get positive comments at my workplace about my shoes and on client sites too.

this is treading (geddit) into partridge territory now.

[glasgow mega snake]

you need the driving gloves thread I think.

[Blown2CV]

glasgow mega snake said:

you need the driving gloves thread I think.

i have been complimented on my driving gloves actually. By the man in the bushes in the park at midnight. He said they felt nice.

[illmonkey]

Chaps, some advice, if you will.

I generally wear Timberland boots, I work in an office, wear jeans and a shirt. I go through a pair of Timberlands in 6 months, before they fall apart or wear out. I also have dodgy feet, so require supportive shoes.

What bloody shoes do I buy?! I want comfortable but semi smart shoes (rather than boots). I recently acquired some NB trainers for a trip to the states and they were great, but not suitable for office wear. I have probably 4 or 5 'dress' style shoes, but they are far to uncomfortable to wear all the time.