Lies to tell your children
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This came up in conversation in the pub. My mate tells his four year old son that wine is medicine & he has to take it regularly to stop his head turning into a Tyranosaurus Rex.
I saw one somewhere I can't remember that I've got my daughter going with - Every day we get a new sun. When the old ones go down, they end up in a pile over the horizon. When they cool down, people cut slices out of them and that's how we get margarine.
I need more. Help me mercilessly wind up an innocent five year old.
I saw one somewhere I can't remember that I've got my daughter going with - Every day we get a new sun. When the old ones go down, they end up in a pile over the horizon. When they cool down, people cut slices out of them and that's how we get margarine.
I need more. Help me mercilessly wind up an innocent five year old.
Pixel Pusher said:
Justin Cyder said:
Every day we get a new sun. When the old ones go down, they end up in a pile over the horizon. When they cool down, people cut slices out of them and that's how we get margarine.
Well. I never knew that.Live and learn.
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