Lies to tell your children
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That I qualified as a Chinese Burn Grand Master, in Chinaland, and that is why I am impervious to chinese burnage and also why they crumble every time I do it to them.
When my 6yo daughter saw Usain Bolt win gold, she said "Is he the fastest?" and I replied "Yes baby he's very fast".
"Faster than you Daddy?"
".....No not quite...."
When my 6yo daughter saw Usain Bolt win gold, she said "Is he the fastest?" and I replied "Yes baby he's very fast".
"Faster than you Daddy?"
".....No not quite...."
When the Xmas toy adverts start on TV in September and the little 'un starts asking "can I have that for Xmas dad?", just say "Yes, if you want".
And the subject stops there.
If you try to discuss, or make excuses, or talk them out of it, tell them it is too expensive, it goes on forever.
And when Xmas comes you have to ask them what they actually want.
And the subject stops there.
If you try to discuss, or make excuses, or talk them out of it, tell them it is too expensive, it goes on forever.
And when Xmas comes you have to ask them what they actually want.
The plug hole monster lives in the pipes and drinks all your bath water, wee and poo. you can hear it gurgling when it drinks. Pull the plug and they get out the bath instantly because they don't want to be eaten.
Cats eat little boys willies if they don't wear their pants.
A dinosaur and a crocodile live in gandads garden in the bushes and live on fallen apples from the tree.
Cats eat little boys willies if they don't wear their pants.
A dinosaur and a crocodile live in gandads garden in the bushes and live on fallen apples from the tree.
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