Lies to tell your children
Discussion
john2443 said:
When there's a black and white film on TV "When we were kids the whole world was in black and white"
A friend said this to his kids and then had to spend ages persuading them that it was a joke!
Remember that week in 1962 when we coloured everything in? Man, that was a busy week.A friend said this to his kids and then had to spend ages persuading them that it was a joke!
Pixel Pusher said:
Justin Cyder said:
Every day we get a new sun. When the old ones go down, they end up in a pile over the horizon. When they cool down, people cut slices out of them and that's how we get margarine.
Well. I never knew that.Live and learn.
King Herald said:
When the Xmas toy adverts start on TV in September and the little 'un starts asking "can I have that for Xmas dad?", just say "Yes, if you want".
And the subject stops there.
If you try to discuss, or make excuses, or talk them out of it, tell them it is too expensive, it goes on forever.
And when Xmas comes you have to ask them what they actually want.
I always say "put it on your Christmas list". Works all the time. Conversation ended straight away!And the subject stops there.
If you try to discuss, or make excuses, or talk them out of it, tell them it is too expensive, it goes on forever.
And when Xmas comes you have to ask them what they actually want.
Edited by dipwing on Sunday 2nd September 21:00
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