Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[Gizmoish]

JonnyFive said:

KaraK said:

Calm down dear.. it's just a bit of gentle banter

Really?

Coming on my FB and also talking st on there, doing it on PH is one thing.. Doesn't really matter, but also on my FB, not really any need.

What it does seem like is him being the, 'I'm better than you', 'I'm older and know more than you'.

Oh come off it, have I really offended you?

Besides. I am older than you, I do know more than you, and when you're my age you'll realise.

[Gizmoish]

Just for the record, if I mention anything on PH, I'm perfectly happy for it to be held up to scrutiny - serious, bantery or simple c#ntitude.

For example: yes, the BMW I bought recently had a fault or two that I probably could have spotted, I probably overpaid for it and in hindsight - although having thrown some money at the issues it's now perfectly good - I probably should have bought a different car.

[KaraK]

Turns out the more you use facebook the more likely you are to be rude, fat and kind of stupid

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100008723963904445...

[Council Baby]

KaraK said:

Turns out the more you use facebook the more likely you are to be rude, fat and kind of stupid

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100008723963904445...

fk off

[TheDoggingFather]

NoVetec said:

Afternoon All,

Many happy returns to Mini TDF and Mrs McAndy

Homeless: The things they will do for a Tenants Super and a Mars bar

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I witnessed a tractor overtaking another tractor this morning, with considerably more aplomb than the fking Piscasso in front of me. tt.

[ArsE92]

It's an interesting subject - how to treat the homeless.

Only last week I came out of a restaurant to be thrust upon with "Any change mate?" from a guy who stank of piss.

I replied honestly with "Nope - Still got two homes in the UK, a villa in California, 3 cars and a healthy stocks and shares portfolio".

He seemed perturbed.

[Waugh-terfall]

Council Baby said:

Waugh - what if the homeless people nick your phone while you're pretending.

I'm usually running, they're usually sitting, they'd have a job to catch me, and even then I'm rather big.

[C2james]

Waugh-terfall said:

Council Baby said:

Waugh - what if the homeless people nick your phone while you're pretending.

I'm usually running, they're usually sitting, they'd have a job to catch me, and even then I'm rather big.

oh you would never hurt a homeless person tom.

[NoVetec]

C2james said:

Waugh-terfall said:

Council Baby said:

Waugh - what if the homeless people nick your phone while you're pretending.

I'm usually running, they're usually sitting, they'd have a job to catch me, and even then I'm rather big.

oh you would never hurt a homeless person tom.

They're like spiders - they may look scary but they don't want to hurt you.

Arse:

[ArsE92]

NoVetec said:

C2james said:

Waugh-terfall said:

Council Baby said:

Waugh - what if the homeless people nick your phone while you're pretending.

I'm usually running, they're usually sitting, they'd have a job to catch me, and even then I'm rather big.

oh you would never hurt a homeless person tom.

They're like spiders - they may look scary but they don't want to hurt you.

Arse:

Get a god-damn job, Al

/Bateman

[C2james]

ArsE92 said:

Get a god-damn job, Al

/Bateman

when i was young i said that to a chav once, long story short he went looking for me but never found me.

[KaraK]

NoVetec said:

C2james said:

Waugh-terfall said:

Council Baby said:

Waugh - what if the homeless people nick your phone while you're pretending.

I'm usually running, they're usually sitting, they'd have a job to catch me, and even then I'm rather big.

oh you would never hurt a homeless person tom.

They're like spiders - they may look scary but they don't want to hurt you.

Arse:

Don't buy into the spider propaganda. Just because most of them haven't the effective means to hurt us doesn't mean they lack the desire.

[Gizmoish]

Always nice to talk to headhunters, isn't it. They tell you that they have a job available your experience may be exactly what their client is looking for they think you'd be a good fit for the company and how much money are you on? What, that little?

I know I'm underpaid. There's no need to rub it in.

In other news, 20% payrise plus bonus would be nice.

[Justayellowbadge]

Gizmoish said:

Always nice to talk to headhunters, isn't it. They tell you that they have a job available your experience may be exactly what their client is looking for they think you'd be a good fit for the company and how much money are you on? What, that little?

I know I'm underpaid. There's no need to rub it in.

In other news, 20% payrise plus bonus would be nice.

'I can find you a fantastic job, JAYB!'

'You work in recruitment. You can't even find yourself a decent job. fk off.'

[Waugh-terfall]

Justayellowbadge said:

'I can find you a fantastic job, JAYB!'

'You work in recruitment. You can't even find yourself a decent job. fk off.'

I definitely haven't applied for 5 jobs in Recruitment today...

[Gizmoish]

Justayellowbadge said:

'I can find you a fantastic job, JAYB!'

'You work in recruitment. You can't even find yourself a decent job. fk off.'

True.

[McAndy]

TheDoggingFather said:

Obviously a good day Happy Birthday Mrs McAndy

EvoDelta said:

Morning all,

Happy birthday to ... Ms.McA.

Thanks! I shall pass on the party hats!

[Sonic]

Justayellowbadge said:

'I can find you a fantastic job, JAYB!'

'You work in recruitment. You can't even find yourself a decent job. fk off.'

I don't know, they seem to get fk loads of commission for doing bugger all these days.

[Waugh-terfall]

Sonic said:

I don't know, they seem to get fk loads of commission for doing bugger all these days.

...and this is why I haven't applied for 5 jobs in it today.

[KaraK]

Sonic said:

Justayellowbadge said:

'I can find you a fantastic job, JAYB!'

'You work in recruitment. You can't even find yourself a decent job. fk off.'

I don't know, they seem to get fk loads of commission for doing bugger all these days.

I would imagine that picking the exact worst possible moment to ring someone up and try and talk to them about a job that's worse than there current one takes some serious practice