Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[Life Saab Itch]

NoVetec said:

Y0 dawg, I heard you like terminals.

So we got you a one way ticket to dignitas.

[GTIR]

NoVetec said:

GTIR said:

I'm at Heathrow. Yo.

Y0 dawg, I heard you like terminals.

Defuq.

Yo. I like low ridin' plane tug 'fings. Blud.

They see me rollin', they hating.

[NoVetec]

Life Saab Itch said:

So we got you a one way ticket to dignitas.

[DickyC]

I'm in Manchester, foo.

Flu jab on Newbury at 10.20, nice leisurely drive oop narth, pick up Countess, Bob's yer uncle. What could possibly go wrong?Phone call at 9:30 - lunch at three. Had my jab, drove like a lunatic (though a shagged diesel Mondeo's ideas of lunacy differ from all those steaming past me) I'm now in the restaurant on my Todd waiting .

[slopes]

I am sat having to endure the american x factor

[Council Baby]

slopes said:

I am sat having to endure the american x factor

Serves you right you Slopey little .

[NoVetec]

Bolognese and Chablis tonight.

[Justayellowbadge]

slopes said:

I am sat having to endure the american x factor

Hanging with Wuff again?

[Council Baby]

NoVetec said:

Bolognese and Chablis tonight.

I'll raise you Thai and Sancerre... Actually I should probably sample a bottle before Ali and that arrive

[NoVetec]

Council Baby said:

I'll raise you Thai and Sancerre... Actually I should probably sample a bottle before Ali and that arrive

It's only polite to test it before company arrive.

Haven't had Sancerre in a good while, although I've been drinking an awful lot of wine recently. To address this increase in classiness I'm going to get K cider to chav it up a bit as well.

[slopes]

Justayellowbadge said:

Hanging with Wuff again?

he loves that st

[EvoDelta]

Cottage pie and my normal Pinot Noir here. Did have a couple of glasses of St.Emelion in the bar earlier, so a little bit tipsy now.

[Cock Womble 7]

I am watching "Location, Location, Location".

I would very much like to do rude, unmentionable things to Kirsty.

[Gizmoish]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I am watching "Location, Location, Location".

I would very much like to do rude, unmentionable things to Kirsty.

She does give the impression of being a jolly good sort, so to speak.

[Life Saab Itch]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I am watching "Location, Location, Location".

I would very much like to do rude, unmentionable things to Kirsty.

So would I. But mine would involve getting the money out of her that she fked over my mate's Mum for.

To do this would involve...unmentionable means.


She is a weapons grade tosser.

[Ferg]

My youngest has passed her test. That's the three of them done. No more paying for driving lessons again.

[Cock Womble 7]

Life Saab Itch said:

She is a weapons grade tosser.

Bonus.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Ferg said:

My youngest has passed her test. That's the three of them done. No more paying for driving lessons again.

.. Hurrah. That leaves just the insurance, petrol, servicing and repairs.

[Fun Bus]

Chaps, I need a picture of the 10:35 McDonalds burger. Any pointers as I'm half cut, discussing it and nobody believes it exists!

Love always!

[Ferg]

drivin_me_nuts said:

.. Hurrah. That leaves just the insurance, petrol, servicing and repairs.

Insurance sorted, petrol is down to her, servicing and repairs are all part of my fleet schedule.