Rant: The fatso next to me
Discussion
okgo said:
I dread to think what its like in the provinces where everyone is fat, a train in Doncaster must be a nightmare for example, at least in London people tend to be a bit thinner.
Easy.... I live in Donny and yeah there are some chubbys up here, but they aren't usually on trains.
to this thread - some genius replies 
I was a bit out of control and broke the morbidly obese barrier temporarily not long ago. Thing is I was the opposite to this guy and ate in secret due to largely being ashamed of my behaviour, whereas he has no hope of ever changing as he willingly troughs in public and quite disgustingly too by the sounds of it.
Anyway I'm back into the 'obese' category again and steadily heading for 'overweight' on my journey to 'about right'. Footy three times a week, weights, sensible eating and just any other bits of exercise when I can.
Hard work and for very little short-term reward which is what puts so many off from trying consistently enough, but slowly worth it.
fido said:
OP has my sympathies. I had to put up with some heffer on a packed Jubilee Line munching her way through a massive bag of crisps (the ones you use to fill up bowls at barbeques). After devouring the entire bag, covering the nearby passengers with bits of crisp shrapnel, she then whipped out a full-size baguette from a carrier bag. This was at 8am in the morning. It was bad form on my part but i lost my temper and shoved away lots of commuters to get to another part of the crowded carriage - about 4 metre away. The commuters who were now standing next to her started tutting and giving her evil looks. I felt really bad for about five seconds.
I would have mouthed (audibly) "Oh, FFS" under my breath as I moved away.okgo said:
Yes, you guessed it, a woman who must have been 5ft5 tall and not much less wide. A chode of a human being. She looked at the space, I looked at her, she knew she wouldn't fit, and she knew the words going through my head as I stared at her were "no dice fatty", but yep she f
king did it anyway!
Only just seen this thread. Read the OP's opening rant and had the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. On one hand I thought to myself, 'you intolerable sod'. Yet I do understand where you are coming from.king did it anyway!Then spotted the next rant (snippet above). Yep, you are a c#*t lol.
"No dice fatty"
Halb said:
What did they say?
Fattie said nothing - too busy eating and dialling HRHR said something along the lines of I should think about the manner in which i speak to vulnerable people. I of course was very apologetic to the HR person (who although was taking it seriously, knew that it was all about nothing)
However, we both knew that the lazy git could do with running more and eating less. We didn't need to discuss it, i could see it in their eyes
KrazyIvan said:
The people who eat all day are also the ones who invariably claim to have "the fat gene" and this is why they are fat....not all the ste they eat all day.
One of the most crushing - and politically incorrect - things I've ever heard was a South African guy saying to a fat girl in a pub who said it was her glands, "Really? I don't remember seeing any pictures of fat people with glandular problems coming out of Auchwitz"te they eat all day.ClaphamGT3 said:
simonjunior831 said:
wow PH is a fatso free zone is it. A lot of nasty men here. So someone is fat. Who gives a st. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage !
Its a sign of someone with low levels of self-control and who is too lazy and weak-willed to take care of themselves. If they can't take their own appearance and health seriously, how likely are they to be disciplined and focused on things like work?t. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage ! ...eating.
I always get the bloke in the OP sitting next to me on a plane and he always looks like he's about to start eating the other passengers when he's finished his in flight "meal", carton it came in, tray he ate it off and the seat in front. 
Fat people generally seem to smell a bit as well which is where I draw the line and start boiling. Fat, ugly, sweaty, lazy, noisy, slovenly - fine. But smelly is just too much. My boss smells and has no concept of personal space which is disgusting as he likes to come and "visit" me in my office when he's bored and stare intently at my monitor from about 3 inches away. The worst part of it is that I think he knows he smells and does nothing about it? Maybe he's rotting or something.
Fat people generally seem to smell a bit as well which is where I draw the line and start boiling. Fat, ugly, sweaty, lazy, noisy, slovenly - fine. But smelly is just too much. My boss smells and has no concept of personal space which is disgusting as he likes to come and "visit" me in my office when he's bored and stare intently at my monitor from about 3 inches away. The worst part of it is that I think he knows he smells and does nothing about it? Maybe he's rotting or something.
sleep envy said:
Inside every fat person there's a thin person...
There was a similar line in an episode of Little Britain from the woman who runs the Fat Fighters Class."There's a thin person inside each of you"
{singles out the fattest bloke in the class}
" .. well probably two inside you"
(or something like that)
B3Svert said:
Brother, I feel your pain.
I fking hate, really fking hate people who eat loudly especially in office or transport environments. My wife can't understand it, sounds just don't bother her but they really grind my gears.
People chewing gum on a flight next to me, clack-clack-clack as their vacuous gob swings open like a yawning demented hippo - learn some fking manners!
People grazing in the office, rustling crisps and chomping through them, crumbs flying out of their open mouths - learn some fking manners!
I'm very happy that I can work from home
I really wish this didnt wind me up but i have to agree with you on this. Not many things bother me but this makes my blood boil. Not sure whats worse someone eating like a spaz tard or someone constantly sniffing. I f
king hate, really fking hate people who eat loudly especially in office or transport environments. My wife can't understand it, sounds just don't bother her but they really grind my gears. People chewing gum on a flight next to me, clack-clack-clack as their vacuous gob swings open like a yawning demented hippo - learn some f
king manners!People grazing in the office, rustling crisps and chomping through them, crumbs flying out of their open mouths - learn some f
king manners!I'm very happy that I can work from home
TBH i couldnt care less how fat someone is - unless its a bird im trying to bang.
Fat or Thin every single person should have some manners, eating like a f
king cement mixer is not having manners. Edited by theshrew on Tuesday 16th October 16:24
sleep envy said:
ClaphamGT3 said:
simonjunior831 said:
wow PH is a fatso free zone is it. A lot of nasty men here. So someone is fat. Who gives a st. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage !
Its a sign of someone with low levels of self-control and who is too lazy and weak-willed to take care of themselves. If they can't take their own appearance and health seriously, how likely are they to be disciplined and focused on things like work?t. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage ! ...
Badabing said:
Only just seen this thread. Read the OP's opening rant and had the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. On one hand I thought to myself, 'you intolerable sod'. Yet I do understand where you are coming from.
Then spotted the next rant (snippet above). Yep, you are a c#*t lol.
"No dice fatty"
Yeh, well, there's only a finite amount of space on a Southwest train, and considering the extortionate fee I probably paid to be there, I see no reason why my experience should be soured by someone that has gotten too big to travel effectively. In other news, she was a black lesbian, and I 'think' she had a limp.Then spotted the next rant (snippet above). Yep, you are a c#*t lol.
"No dice fatty"
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