New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Blib

44,098 posts

197 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Blib said:
Shakermaker said:
Blib said:
The Game of Thrones reference reminds me that Kit Harington is a keen Spoonist. Him being a scion of the Derby Haringtons.

True.
... which was the entire reason for the feature! Do keep up at the back...
getmecoat
you know nothing, Blib Snow
You, you, you FORKIST !

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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KP328 said:


I just got back from the China Teaspoon Expo. While browsing the various different stalls i found one that was ' technical innovations'.

Apparently Graphene is going to be the must have materiel used in the construction of the high end spoons. They were only selling spoons in natural Graphene which is transparent ,but i couldn't resist buying one , a future classic?
Nice, and certainly a fantastic example of what technology can achieve, just like my Ysung-Lu MkIII from a couple of pages back.

There are those on here who turn their nose up at transparent spoons, but who can forget the mockery that Christophé Plaget received back in 1789 when he suggested that the newly-discovered Uranium would be element of choice in spoon manufacturing for the best part of the 19th century.

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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SCEtoAUX said:
KP328 said:


I just got back from the China Teaspoon Expo. While browsing the various different stalls i found one that was ' technical innovations'.

Apparently Graphene is going to be the must have materiel used in the construction of the high end spoons. They were only selling spoons in natural Graphene which is transparent ,but i couldn't resist buying one , a future classic?
Nice, and certainly a fantastic example of what technology can achieve, just like my Ysung-Lu MkIII from a couple of pages back.

There are those on here who turn their nose up at transparent spoons, but who can forget the mockery that Christophé Plaget received back in 1789 when he suggested that the newly-discovered Uranium would be element of choice in spoon manufacturing for the best part of the 19th century.
A splendid spoon for sure. The perils of the early adopter lie in wait unfortunately.

It seems fairly obvious to me that if you combine the graphene molecule



With the sugar molecule ( i.e. using said spoon for stirring hot, sweetened tea)



There will be a reaction causing all the OH bonds to disintegrate and you will be left stirring your tea with this...



















DanielSan

18,793 posts

167 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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SCEtoAUX said:
Nice, and certainly a fantastic example of what technology can achieve, just like my Ysung-Lu MkIII from a couple of pages back.

There are those on here who turn their nose up at transparent spoons, but who can forget the mockery that Christophé Plaget received back in 1789 when he suggested that the newly-discovered Uranium would be element of choice in spoon manufacturing for the best part of the 19th century.
In the words of the first man to drink tea stirred with a uranium spoon, ‘I wish I’d used that clear spoon, I don’t half feel peculiar’

verify

35 posts

222 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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"Does anyone still collect silver spoons?"

Ouch...

Edited by verify on Sunday 3rd December 06:23

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
Disgusted to see people profiteering from Disney's recent launch of Spoonderella, my youngest cried herself to sleep when I told her that I couldn't get her a model for christmas as they'd all sold out instantly. But there's one on a FaceBook group for £750, in Lerwick, new and in the box, which is way over the RRP of this. It's disgusting. No-one should be allowed to do that. Christmas is for kids and we should all be able to enjoy Spoonderella together, without profiteering, the bds.

I'm taking the day off work to hitch-hike up there with cash on Monday
If you think that's disgusting, watch the scene at the Swiss Ambassador's residence in "The Battle of Britain". The stirring takes place at around 16m 45s and is an affront to the art.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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I tried to get my daughter the "special edition" Little Mix Xmas Spoon (I know, I know), but sold out in about 15 minutes, only to immediately appear on Dexy's Cutlery Auctions site for a £200 mark up. At Christmas too, the utter sharks.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I tried to get my daughter the "special edition" Little Mix Xmas Spoon (I know, I know), but sold out in about 15 minutes, only to immediately appear on Dexy's Cutlery Auctions site for a £200 mark up. At Christmas too, the utter sharks.
How many people do you think bought these spoons expecting them to be adorned with the faces of Perrie, Jade, Leigh-Anne and Jessie, only to find that they had actually ordered "little" mix(ing) spoons?

Butter Face

30,303 posts

160 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
Disgusted to see people profiteering from Disney's recent launch of Spoonderella, my youngest cried herself to sleep when I told her that I couldn't get her a model for christmas as they'd all sold out instantly. But there's one on a FaceBook group for £750, in Lerwick, new and in the box, which is way over the RRP of this. It's disgusting. No-one should be allowed to do that. Christmas is for kids and we should all be able to enjoy Spoonderella together, without profiteering, the bds.

I'm taking the day off work to hitch-hike up there with cash on Monday
Yes, Christmas does seem to be the time for Spoon-profiteering. I remember trying in vain to get a Teletubby 'Tubby Custard' Spoon for a young family member many years back and despairing at the crazy money being asked for them.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Top Tip - Get the Nora Batty spoon, remove the wrinkly stockings and bish bash bosh you now have a Spoonderella.

They are all basically just a Krupp b23 anyway.

Butter Face

30,303 posts

160 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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KP328 said:
Top Tip - Get the Nora Batty spoon, remove the wrinkly stockings and bish bash bosh you now have a Spoonderella.

They are all basically just a Krupp b23(b) anyway.
FTFY wink

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Talking of the Krupp 23b , I always remember Lynn Faulds Wood pointing out the potential death trap of using fake Krupp's that were sold at Christmas time.

dxg

8,202 posts

260 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
KP328 said:
Talking of the Krupp 23b , I always remember Lynn Faulds Wood pointing out the potential death trap of using fake Krupp's that were sold at Christmas time.
Everything was a 'potential death trap' to Lynn Faulds Wood; spoons, disco, your own reflection, putting your head in a Lion's mouth. Woman was paranoid.
To be fair, the Krupps did burn well...

It was a quite-literally fatal mistake to include asbestos with an self-ignition temperate of 50oC in that alloy mix... Oh, how we laughed back then.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
KP328 said:
Talking of the Krupp 23b , I always remember Lynn Faulds Wood pointing out the potential death trap of using fake Krupp's that were sold at Christmas time.
Everything was a 'potential death trap' to Lynn Faulds Wood; spoons, disco, your own reflection, putting your head in a Lion's mouth. Woman was paranoid.
You forgot "cementing your head in a microwave".

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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55palfers said:
A little late to the party for this one but I'm pretty sure that's the atomic composition of a Walrus

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Not the old wives tales told by pub bores about the 'widowmaker' Krupp's?

But of course competitive spooning has never been the same since the demise of the group (b) monsters

Turn7

23,608 posts

221 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Hugo a Gogo said:
But of course competitive spooning has never been the same since the demise of the group (b) monsters
Oh Please dear god, not this old bull again, its been done to death....

The Hamamatsu 1418G HAD, and I repeat, HAD been cleared by scrutineers to be in competition that weekend....search YouSpoon if you dont believe the facts....

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Gentleman.

I find myself in Cyprus hot on the trail of the above.

Legended to be the sole survivor from the collection of the Byzantine spoonist Lamboussa of Kyrenia.

My driver is collecting me at 05:00 to rendezvous with the seller ,a confidante of the Patriarchate of Constantinople, the present custodian of the prize.

Wish me luck.

Turn7

23,608 posts

221 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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I call fake on the above, especially without any form of provenance....

Blib

44,098 posts

197 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Turn7 said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
But of course competitive spooning has never been the same since the demise of the group (b) monsters
Oh Please dear god, not this old bull again, its been done to death....

The Hamamatsu 1418G HAD, and I repeat, HAD been cleared by scrutineers to be in competition that weekend....search YouSpoon if you dont believe the facts....
And the scrutineers were totally unbiased........yeah, right.