New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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glenrobbo

35,256 posts

150 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Ahem! Excuse me for a few moments, learned Fellows:

If I may be allowed to probe some of you experts on here, I have just found this reference to Baffing Spoons, and I was just wondering if anyone could post any pictures, along with any further information regarding technical specifications, performance figures, and likely costs of owning and maintaining them.
When were they first produced? Are they still being made anywhere today? Are there any mass-produced Baffing Spoons, or are they an artisanal tool especially tailored for each customer's unique personal preferences?
Would they be considered eligible for competitive spooning at National or International level?
If so, would any performance-enhancing modifications be permitted to the shaft or flange?

Extract of reference as follows:-
"4 - Jigger, Mashie Iron. 5 - Mashie. 6 - Spade Mashie. 7 - Mashie-Niblick. 8 - Pitching Mashie. 9 - Niblick, Baffing Spoon. 10 - Wedge, Jigger.
Niblick - definition of niblick by The Free Dictionary".

Thankyou in anticipation of/for your kind attention. bow



Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 22 May 10:25

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Please refrain from discussing "baffing" in polite company.

We don't like it thank you.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Indeed. I assume you are using a pre-1971 reference book as that's the last time Baffing was legal. It feels wrong for me to even ever type it, as its never been legal in my lifetime I only know of it thanks to my grandfather.

Best we leave it in the past by the sounds of it

Butter Face

30,304 posts

160 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Certainly takes me back to my youth! A time when baffing was as normal as tea and crumpets on a friday between 11.03-11.21.

My great Aunt Erimintrude (of Ermintrudes Löffel Haus) fame loved a bit of baffing. She was well known for it and had a collection of baffing spoons set aside for Sunday evenings.

The whole lot got lost when her summer house mysteriously caught fire after she’d fired one of the maids for (allegedly) turning her spoons out of season, if they were in the house still then they were reduced to ash.

Not that we’d have much use for them these days!!

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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55palfers said:
KP328 - A valiant effort at home tuning. Sadly let down by a wayward mug.

May I suggest you purchase a BS approved "Testing vessel" for your next efforts.

Your wife's mug (whilst not unattractive) was completely the wrong shape for work of this type.

The conical shape encourages vortex blowback at the rim, as you have experienced.

This particular example is much more strongly engineered and the standard sides preclude any unintended blowback.



Hi 55palfers, I ordered a BS approved ' Testing vessel' , hopefully this will increase my chances of achieving the perfect vortex.

Some say the perfect vortex is unachievable, others say it's a life long mission, i will never give up !

Butter Face

30,304 posts

160 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Tallow said:
Stock response of someone who has to protect his lucrative spoonbase, IMO
Ive just seen this (as I’ve been away at Spoonstock, guest speaker for Novosibirsk-lozhka) and of course I wouldn’t expect anything less from yourself. rolleyes

SpudLink

5,786 posts

192 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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KP328 said:
55palfers said:
KP328 - A valiant effort at home tuning. Sadly let down by a wayward mug.

May I suggest you purchase a BS approved "Testing vessel" for your next efforts.

Your wife's mug (whilst not unattractive) was completely the wrong shape for work of this type.

The conical shape encourages vortex blowback at the rim, as you have experienced.

This particular example is much more strongly engineered and the standard sides preclude any unintended blowback.



Hi 55palfers, I ordered a BS approved ' Testing vessel' , hopefully this will increase my chances of achieving the perfect vortex.

Some say the perfect vortex is unachievable, others say it's a life long mission, i will never give up !
I don’t think you can test the spoon and mug independently. The vortex will be affected by the shape of the container, and the material from which it is made.
You need to repeat the experiment with the original design of mug.
Perhaps you could discuss a sponsorship agreement with the manufacturer, to ensure a sufficient supply of ‘sacrificial’ mugs as you aim for the perfect spoon/mug vortex.

Blib

44,103 posts

197 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Off to the Surrey County Show this morning. Last time I went I picked up a sweet little Krupp Tasselschtirrermegoshenschnarbel 49(b). It was a little marked around the return flanges. But, it still suffices for local club meets.

It's amazing what one can find on bric-a-brac stalls.

Anyone got a tale to tell of gems found amid the cutlery trays?

67Dino

3,583 posts

105 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Please be very careful. I volunteer as a Special Constable in the Spoon Crime unit, and we are seeing a rise in criminal gangs ‘spoon laundering’. This involves selling a spoon to an unsuspecting collector at a knock down price, and then extorting further money on the premise that it has been stolen. We’ve had a tip off that they will be actively targeting country fairs, village fetes, and even school galas. So if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

We’ll be conducting a poster campaign over the summer with the catchy slogan: “Staring at a stirrer? Suspicious? Stir away.”

Blib

44,103 posts

197 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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67Dino said:
Please be very careful.

We’ll be conducting a poster campaign over the summer with the catchy slogan: “Staring at a stirrer? Suspicious? Stir away.”
Wise words indeed. Even though I've been involved in the stirring scene since the 70s, I'm aware that my heart can overrule my head on occasion.

toastybase

2,226 posts

208 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Has anyone here had experience using a sonic cleaner as oppose to fairy liquid?


JulianPH

9,917 posts

114 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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toastybase said:
Has anyone here had experience using a sonic cleaner as oppose to fairy liquid?
Did he really just say that?!!! yikes

WyrleyD

1,902 posts

148 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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I'm off to a French brocante later in the week, anything special to look out for apart from the 18th century "bride arrière à grande vitesse" although I know a lot of these were destroyed in the Mai '68 riots so are now comparatively rare.

67Dino

3,583 posts

105 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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JulianPH said:
toastybase said:
Has anyone here had experience using a sonic cleaner as oppose to fairy liquid?
Did he really just say that?!!! yikes
Sometimes I wish the Spoon Crime Unit had a broader remit...

JulianPH

9,917 posts

114 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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67Dino said:
JulianPH said:
toastybase said:
Has anyone here had experience using a sonic cleaner as oppose to fairy liquid?
Did he really just say that?!!! yikes
Sometimes I wish the Spoon Crime Unit had a broader remit...
I know. How could anyone ever consider either?!

The Löffel Verbrechen Einheit would be all over this.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Gentlemen

There will be a full moon soon, just want to remind you of the ye olde saying,

"A fore thee full moon, turnith thee spoon upside doon"

thanks.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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KP328 said:
Gentlemen

There will be a full moon soon, just want to remind you of the ye olde saying,

"A fore thee full moon, turnith thee spoon upside doon"

thanks.
"Afore" and "Turneth".

No offence but if you're going to quote "The 5th Earl" then at least take the time to check your spelling.

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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KP328 said:
55palfers said:
KP328 - A valiant effort at home tuning. Sadly let down by a wayward mug.

May I suggest you purchase a BS approved "Testing vessel" for your next efforts.

Your wife's mug (whilst not unattractive) was completely the wrong shape for work of this type.

The conical shape encourages vortex blowback at the rim, as you have experienced.

This particular example is much more strongly engineered and the standard sides preclude any unintended blowback.



Hi 55palfers, I ordered a BS approved ' Testing vessel' , hopefully this will increase my chances of achieving the perfect vortex.

Some say the perfect vortex is unachievable, others say it's a life long mission, i will never give up !
This is why I love this thread.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Got my eye on this little beaut


55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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techiedave said:
Got my eye on this little beaut

The lower spoon exhibits classic flange erosion as a result of uncontrolled / persistently exuberant over-stir.