New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Usget

5,426 posts

212 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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Hugo a Gogo said:
not for me, no, I disagree with all stirring aids - up to and including auto-stir, rotation-guidance, cadence management software, variable flange technology, 'active-vortex' (or similar), Anti-Splash (tm), Spoon-2-Stirrer infrastructure etc - on a moral basis, almost on a religious basis

I would know
Herr Krupp himself would know
Jah know

peace out

Edited by Hugo a Gogo on Tuesday 12th June 22:14
Couldn't agree more. It's taking the joy out of it. Where's the fun in thinking you've got a perfect swirl, when in reality the variable flange is working all the time in the background to cover your mistakes?

They're great if you're a mediocre stirrer and want to feel like a hero. But real afficionados should stick to nothing more than a shaft, a bowl, a finely honed flange, and some delicate wrist action.

KP328

1,814 posts

196 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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Hugo a Gogo said:
not for me, no, I disagree with all stirring aids - up to and including auto-stir, rotation-guidance, cadence management software, variable flange technology, 'active-vortex' (or similar), Anti-Splash (tm), Spoon-2-Stirrer infrastructure etc - on a moral basis, almost on a religious basis

I would know
Herr Krupp himself would know
Jah know

peace out

Edited by Hugo a Gogo on Tuesday 12th June 22:14
Some Heroes don't wear capes.

Blib

44,218 posts

198 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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Usget said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
not for me, no, I disagree with all stirring aids - up to and including auto-stir, rotation-guidance, cadence management software, variable flange technology, 'active-vortex' (or similar), Anti-Splash (tm), Spoon-2-Stirrer infrastructure etc - on a moral basis, almost on a religious basis

I would know
Herr Krupp himself would know
Jah know

peace out

Edited by Hugo a Gogo on Tuesday 12th June 22:14
Couldn't agree more. It's taking the joy out of it. Where's the fun in thinking you've got a perfect swirl, when in reality the variable flange is working all the time in the background to cover your mistakes?

They're great if you're a mediocre stirrer and want to feel like a hero. But real afficionados should stick to nothing more than a shaft, a bowl, a finely honed flange, and some delicate wrist action.
Whisper it. But there's rumours that the 2021 Berlin Scweinsctirrerflagelerhoff will include a low carbon, hybrid class in order to capitalise on the spoons coming out of Silicon Valley......

Such a damned shame.

55palfers

5,914 posts

165 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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I can't believe this chap is using what looks like an Admiralty 1778 WD pattern 3 for this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQa8RfKspxU


andy_s

19,408 posts

260 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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Neil Chambers has the original spoon that Aldrin used to eat his porridge with on the moon.

KP328

1,814 posts

196 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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andy_s said:
Neil Chambers has the original spoon that Aldrin used to eat his porridge with on the moon.
I think the spoon was made by Omega and the model was a Spoonmaster (b)

andy_s

19,408 posts

260 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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KP328 said:
andy_s said:
Neil Chambers has the original spoon that Aldrin used to eat his porridge with on the moon.
I think the spoon was made by Omega and the model was a Spoonmaster (b)
Yep, 321 calibre, also known as the 'Dusty Bin'.

eldar

21,802 posts

197 months

Wednesday 13th June 2018
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I think an update on my Olander 'King Gustavio' vs waste disposer tribulation is in order. Following the traumatic incident and efforts to obtain repair and repatination which were completed in January, the spoon won it's class in the Uppsala conference earlier this month.

Competition was intense, the Earl of Frizington had his eleven times winner on display - suffering from, I considered, a degree of tanninicity a little too pronounced. The judging panel agreed, and I prevailed.

A tribute to the restorer, who I will refrain from naming on ethical grounds.

glenrobbo

35,299 posts

151 months

Thursday 14th June 2018
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KP328 said:
andy_s said:
Neil Chambers has the original spoon that Aldrin used to eat his porridge with on the moon.
I think the spoon was made by Omega and the model was a Spoonmaster (b)
I can't believe Aldrin ate Neil Chambers porridge and lived to die another day! yikes


Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Thursday 14th June 2018
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andy_s said:
KP328 said:
andy_s said:
Neil Chambers has the original spoon that Aldrin used to eat his porridge with on the moon.
I think the spoon was made by Omega and the model was a Spoonmaster (b)
Yep, 321 calibre, also known as the 'Dusty Bin'.
A replica was used in many scenes in the TV show " Ted Rogers in the 25th Century"

Anyway, we digress from teaspoons to small-scale dessert spoons...

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Rumours coming from Krupp HQ that they had already manufactured some 2018 World Cup Winners spoons late last week and are hurriedly trying to recover them from retail outlets after shipping them (too) early.

Butter Face

30,353 posts

161 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Hmmm, yes I saw them on Gumtree today. Certainly piqued my interest!



I’ve sent my least favourite butler to collect.


Edited by Butter Face on Sunday 17th June 18:38

NDA

21,621 posts

226 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Seems genuine enough.

Butter Face

30,353 posts

161 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Well yes. I await the influx of naysayersrolleyes

I’ll update when Claude gets back, should be any time now.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Checkout the naievity on the WWII Steel thread.

Blib

44,218 posts

198 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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I don't want to sound like a naysayer. But, I say Nay!

55palfers

5,914 posts

165 months

Sunday 17th June 2018
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Fool and his money.....

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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SCEtoAUX said:
Checkout the naievity on the WWII Steel thread.
I don't want to say too much on an open forum but, someone in that thread has mentioned something which I think could well lead us to the reported horde of pre-war teaspoons that have long been rumoured to exist somewhere in former Nazi territory.

I plan to go and visit the site over the summer with my inadequate ground-penetrating radar imager, a boroscope that isn't long enough to see down any hole that I dig, and a bucketful of British optimism overlayed with all the false jeopardy of an American documentary series.

Who's in?

Don't pack the EU plug adapter for the metal detector battery charger we need to ramp up the tension and I think it will need a late-night scramble to German Tesco to buy one "before we run out of time"

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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A. No Tesco in Germany
B. You won't find a UK-to-EU adapter in Germany

As you were...

toastybase

2,226 posts

209 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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As most of you know I have been running the annual CRC credits for industrial and commercial use of spoons since 2012.

Whilst this has given me a sense of purpose over the last years and kept me mostly on the straight and narrow I have to confess that my widely known spoon wastage has returned.

In the last 2 weeks I’ve been driving to the local ASDA and buying hordes of cheap cutlery which include spoons.

I then drive home at night with the windows open blasting Enya’s ‘sail away’ on repeat whilst throwing the cutlery out the window.

I am reaching out here and would appreciate any help whatsoever.

Thanks all