New Teaspoon Advice Please

[Blib]

55palfers said:

It's time the mods made sure that contributors treated this informative and friendly thread with the degrees of gravitas it deserves.

Banning you would be a good start.

No offence.

[DickyC]

Blib said:

55palfers said:

It's time the mods made sure that contributors treated this informative and friendly thread with the degrees of gravitas it deserves.

Banning you would be a good start.

No offence.

Teaspoons at dawn.

[Blib]

DickyC said:

Blib said:

55palfers said:

It's time the mods made sure that contributors treated this informative and friendly thread with the degrees of gravitas it deserves.

Banning you would be a good start.

No offence.

Teaspoons at dawn.

I'm up for that. I've been looking for an event to unveil my new Krupp 464(b) to my extensive, British fanbase. Humiliating 55palfers will do the trick perfectly.

Dicky, you're well versed in setting up one-to-one stir offs. Could you do the honours?

[DickyC]

Blib said:

I'm up for that. Ive been looking for an event to unveil my new Krupp 464(b) to my extensive, British fanbase. Humiliating 55palfers will do the trick perfectly.

Dicky, you're well versed in setting up one-to-one stir offs. Could you do the honours?

My spirit stove awaits your command.

[Blib]

DickyC said:

My spirit stove awaits your command.

Let's see what lily-livered excuse 55palfers comes up with before you get busy......

[DickyC]

Blib said:

Let's see what lily-livered excuse 55palfers comes up with before you get busy......

Keeping the powder dry. Understood.

[anonymous-user]

Blib said:

DickyC said:

Blib said:

55palfers said:

It's time the mods made sure that contributors treated this informative and friendly thread with the degrees of gravitas it deserves.

Banning you would be a good start.

No offence.

Teaspoons at dawn.

I'm up for that. I've been looking for an event to unveil my new Krupp 464(b) to my extensive, British fanbase. Humiliating 55palfers will do the trick perfectly.

Dicky, you're well versed in setting up one-to-one stir offs. Could you do the honours?

I would suggest dusting down the Harland & Wolf ‘Dreadnought’ duelling spoons. They will of course need rebalancing and shimming up under bipartate observation prior to the event.

[55palfers]

Blib said:

Let's see what lily-livered excuse 55palfers comes up with before you get busy......

I'll have my people call your people.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

I would suggest dusting down the Harland & Wolf ‘Dreadnought’ duelling spoons. They will of course need rebalancing and shimming up under bipartate observation prior to the event.

By the Tip, Bowl and Handle vested in me, it shall be so.

[Blib]

55palfers said:

Blib said:

Let's see what lily-livered excuse 55palfers comes up with before you get busy......

I'll have my people call your people.

I'll inform my people to expect your people to call them.

[DickyC]

One duelling spoon has so far been located.



I was hoping for something a little more Claymore-esque but one has to play the hand one is dealt.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

One duelling spoon has so far been located.



I was hoping for something a little more Claymore-esque but one has to play the hand one is dealt.

I will ask our resident engineer to emerge to advise the expedition of the verification and balancing, prior to sealing in a bonded warehouse prior to the event.

[mickk]

Will tickets be going on sale for this event?

[glenrobbo]

Here you go, one duelling spoon.
I have shown a standard teaspoon alongside to give an idea of scale.

[DickyC]

mickk said:

Will tickets be going on sale for this event?

All snapped up by touts within 3.5 milliseconds of being announced.

There are some friends and family tickets. You qualify, surely? For those who don't I would advise acquiring a Press Pass.

[mickk]

DickyC said:

All snapped up by touts within 3.5 milliseconds of being announced.

There are some friends and family tickets. You qualify, surely? For those who don't I would advise acquiring a Press Pass.

I have met Blib before so no I don't have any friends going.

[anonymous-user]

The spoons from the 1868 Fanthawpe/Muff fiasco when Blinky Fanthawpe misguidedly dropped his spoon in the pre stirring warmup, the duel being voided on appeal by Muff due to potential contamination from the mud they were stood in. This was the start of the use of the Planck constant measured using a Kibble balance to settle any weight disparity.

Part of my own collection

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Here you go, one duelling spoon.
I have shown a standard teaspoon alongside to give an idea of scale.

You're advocating an unmatched pair of duelling spoons?

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

You're advocating an unmatched pair of duelling spoons?

Needs must, I'm afraid old boy.

It's make do and mend in these uncertain times.


You could always use the pink one to finish off your opponent.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

You're advocating an unmatched pair of duelling spoons?

My OCD has just kicked in I am now busy lining up pens with the desk edge. Should be ok in a couple of hours.