New Teaspoon Advice Please

[oilslick]

glenrobbo said:

Herr Krupp said:

Bitte, Herr Blib, kommen Sie zu uns.

Ich werde meinen Fahrer für Sie schicken.

Netter Kerl, orientalisch, aber nicht sehr gesprächig.

Blib, why not graciously accept Herr Krupp's offer?

You never know, he may even have an odd job for you.

[Bodo]

Blib said:

Krasse Pflege. Schande. Berichtet.

Notiert und ignoriert.

[wolfracesonic]

I don’t speak ardent Nazi German, I feel marginalised. Any how, for all you sycophants queuing up to kiss the hem of ‘Herr Krupp’s’ garment, I feel you should know he isn’t even a real Krupp by birth, only coming by that name due to the ‘Lex Krupp’ law and marrying one of the Krupp girls. His actual family name is Bickersdyke, who hail from Cleckheaton. So there.

[Herr Krupp]

wolfracesonic said:

I don’t speak ardent Nazi German, I feel marginalised. Any how, for all you sycophants queuing up to kiss the hem of ‘Herr Krupp’s’ garment, I feel you should know he isn’t even a real Krupp by birth, only coming by that name due to the ‘Lex Krupp’ law and marrying one of the Krupp girls. His actual family name is Bickersdyke, who hail from Cleckheaton. So there.

Nein, Ich bin ein Berliner.

[Blib]

Herr Krupp said:

Nein, Ich bin ein Berliner.

[Herr Krupp]

JFK ist damit durchgekommen

[21st Century Man]

Blib said:

This is no place for forkist propaganda. I'd just pick it up and shove it in my gob.

Edited:

How strange? Forkist comes out as fork is.

Forkist is actually censored! Good work!

Edited again:

Even stranger, forkist now comes out as forkist and not fork is.

Edited by 21st Century Man on Friday 2nd October 17:37

[wolfracesonic]

More apt I think...

[Herr Krupp]

Wirst du verdammte britische Schweine diesen Faden ernst nehmen ...!

[glenrobbo]

Herr Krupp said:

Wirst du verdammte britische Schweine diesen Faden ernst nehmen ...!

Herr Krupp, with all due respect, how can we take your contributions to this thread seriously when you are sitting there naked except for that ridiculous Prussian helmet with a spike on the top?

Hmmm?

[Herr Krupp]

glenrobbo said:

Herr Krupp said:

Wirst du verdammte britische Schweine diesen Faden ernst nehmen ...!

Herr Krupp, with all due respect, how can we take your contributions to this thread seriously when you are sitting there naked except for that ridiculous Prussian helmet with a spike on the top?

Hmmm?

Es gab nichts Unangemessenes. Ich saß für einen Bildhauer

[glenrobbo]

Herr Krupp said:

Es gab nichts Unangemessenes. Ich saß für einen Bildhauer

I regret to inform you that was no "Bildhauer".
That was Herr Blib, and he left here over two hours ago, taking with him your travelling display case of precious teaspoons.

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

I regret to inform you that was no "Bildhauer".
That was Herr Blib, and he left here over two hours ago, taking with him your travelling display case of precious teaspoons.

I could allow you use of a picture of a donut cut in half if that helps.

[Bobberoo99]

Did someone mention donuts???

[Bodo]

glenrobbo said:

Herr Krupp said:

Es gab nichts Unangemessenes. Ich saß für einen Bildhauer

I regret to inform you that was no "Bildhauer".
That was Herr Blib, and he left here over two hours ago, taking with him your travelling display case of precious teaspoons.

Das Wort, nach dem Sie suchen ist 'Gabelhauer'.

[21st Century Man]

wolfracesonic said:

I don’t speak ardent Nazi German, I feel marginalised.

Thing is, the official language of spooning is Silbo Gomero, so why all this German?

[wolfracesonic]

21st Century Man said:

hing is, the official language of spooning is Silbo Gomero, so why all this German?

All these years and I never knew

[glenrobbo]

21st Century Man said:

hing is, the official language of spooning is Silbo Gomero, so why all this German?

Perhaps it has become corrupted by the devoted followers of Yana Schottenstein, one of the modern exponents of Silbo Gomero, who happens to have been of German extraction.

[DickyC]

wolfracesonic said:

21st Century Man said:

hing is, the official language of spooning is Silbo Gomero, so why all this German?

All these years and I never knew

Yeah, but, glenrobbo's Silbo Gomero to Nanti Polari translator isn't working.

[eldar]

All of a sudden I know how the Sudetenland felt.

I can feel our obergruppencutler banging a tune on his ersatz spoons.

Probably this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied