Cheating

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AndyClockwise

687 posts

163 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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When I was faced with my ex cheating I initially wanted to go to his house and give him a good kicking.

However I realised two things: -

1) she wasn't worth fighting for
2) being inside for assault wasn't something that appealed

200bhp

5,664 posts

220 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Heres a question for you all....

Does going with a hooker whilst away on business count as cheating?

AndyClockwise

687 posts

163 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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200bhp said:
Heres a question for you all....

Does going with a hooker whilst away on business count as cheating?
Yes obviously it does

Vytalis

1,434 posts

165 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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200bhp said:
Heres a question for you all....

Does going with a hooker whilst away on business count as cheating?
Depends on what sort of business I think - would she be there to operate the PowerPoint slides or hold your torque wrench?

Regiment

2,799 posts

160 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I was thinking about this yesterday as I remembered a couple of stories of men who had cheated on their wives waking up one morning to a large blood stain on the bed and no penis after it had been cut off with scissors, I also remember that a lot of women commented about how if the guy couldn't keep it in his pants, he didn't deserve it and how funny it was. I wondered if the same women would think it was funny hearing a story of a guy slashing his wives breasts off for doing the same thing...

There's some sick twisted and very vindictive people out there.

200bhp

5,664 posts

220 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I agree, but that's not quite how a former colleague saw things during a recent trip to Sticky Fingers bar in Hong Kong.

We'd been out for a few drinks and after spending a week with him I was pretty fed up of his company. So around 11PM I said I'd had enough and thought we should be heading back to the hotel.

So we walked back to the hotel, got into the lift and he got out on his floor. I immediately pressed the button to go back to the ground floor and walked back to Sticky's for some great conversation with some fellow Brits and some Americans whilst listening to the bands (arguably the best live music spot in HK). Anyway, I stayed there until the wee small hours and eventually when I was walking back to the hotel, I caught sight of a familiar man in the distance chatting to some hookers on a street corner.

Yep, it was my colleague and he'd got himself a hooker and proceeded to walk back to the hotel with them - I followed in a drunken stagger, half behind the bushes trying my best to not get spotted. My plan fell apart when I arrived in the lift lobby to find the lift he'd called haddnt arrived yet!

The guy was pretty embarrassed about it at the time but the following day said he diddnt think it counted as "cheating" because his wife would never know and the lady was a professional!!!

The man was a director of a couple of companies and although not powerfully built, he fancied himself a bit so was very PH wink

Just thought I'd see how many people would actually conform to the stereotypical PH man and actually go along with the "coke and hookers"

Adenauer

18,584 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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AndyClockwise said:
When I was faced with my ex cheating I initially wanted to go to his house and give him a good kicking.
Well at least you didn't live together wink

Du1point8

21,612 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I remember a posting of someone who knew about the cheating and assigned his friend to sell his house when he was away with his cheating other half.

House got sold, when arriving back he left her and her stuff outside the house with sold sign, then disappeared with the profits to his house and left the country or something.

(will go and look for it, as this topic has been done several times.)

Adenauer

18,584 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Du1point8 said:
I remember a posting of someone who knew about the cheating and assigned his friend to sell his house when he was away with his cheating other half.

House got sold, when arriving back he left her and her stuff outside the house with sold sign, then disappeared with the profits to his house and left the country or something.

(will go and look for it, as this topic has been done several times.)
If it's me than that was putting the house up for sale whilst we were on a pre-booked holiday to Kenya wink

VinceFox

20,566 posts

173 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Sever all ties with as little fuss as possible.



Edited by VinceFox on Tuesday 18th December 09:54

yooffullchav

38,856 posts

188 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I've been cheated on, and then thrown out of the house, and for several months afterwards i seriously harboured desires to drive to the house and go postal with some sharp knives.
However, i met a beautiful young lady who helped me get over it and whilst i no longer have urges to kill her, i do still hate her guts big time and would cross the road to avoid the bh

Jaroon

1,441 posts

161 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Absolutely fair play to those who would move on with as little fuss as possible. However in my limited experience of infidelity my mild mannered good mate has been cheated on 3 or 4 times.

I'm not mild mannered and the worst kind of powerfully built, ie. short arse, over compensated in the gym, probably a chip of some sort. If it were a friend I would go pretty mental, now I'm not saying intimidation is any basis for fidelity but if both of the possible offenders know being caught would end badly, well I suppose it could add to the thrill but anyway to my knowledge I've never been cheated on.

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I had the chance when I found out my GF of 8 years was messing about.

It wasn't a clear case of cheating really. Lots of 'wanting to have a break', disappearing for a weekend, meeting with the same guy, phone conversations, texts etc. I never really found out the whole story, but while it was going on I found out a lot of information on the guy that could have got him in a fair bit of trouble.

I decided against it in the end. The guy was an ahole, but it wasn't worth it.

A month after we split she was seeing a completely different guy.

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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VinceFox said:
Sever all ties with as little fuss as possible.
Yes, this. And talk sternly to them in a "naughty naughty piggy" type way, perhaps rap them on the snout with a plastic spatula, but nothing more serious. Except maybe taping your glass eye to the ceiling which stares at them and makes them uncomfortable all night whilst they sleep.

Revenge is somewhere down the food chain, after animals learned to talk, but before their brains developed fully. Or something like that.

NAS

2,544 posts

232 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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200bhp said:
Heres a question for you all....

Does going with a hooker whilst away on business count as cheating?
Ah, the Asian business ethic smile

Most Japanese I met for sure didn't think it counted.....

Du1point8

21,612 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Adenauer said:
Du1point8 said:
I remember a posting of someone who knew about the cheating and assigned his friend to sell his house when he was away with his cheating other half.

House got sold, when arriving back he left her and her stuff outside the house with sold sign, then disappeared with the profits to his house and left the country or something.

(will go and look for it, as this topic has been done several times.)
If it's me than that was putting the house up for sale whilst we were on a pre-booked holiday to Kenya wink
not going to tell the whole story?

Changedmyname

12,545 posts

182 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Jeremery Kyle..but seriously walk away and don't look back.

Chr1sch

2,585 posts

194 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Walk away. I'm worth more than a shed load of malice and bile that comes with revenge and hatred. Life is too short to harbour grudges and thoughts of 'justice' - far more pleasure to be had in being happy and enjoying life with someone else.
Spot on

Adenauer

18,584 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Du1point8 said:
Adenauer said:
Du1point8 said:
I remember a posting of someone who knew about the cheating and assigned his friend to sell his house when he was away with his cheating other half.

House got sold, when arriving back he left her and her stuff outside the house with sold sign, then disappeared with the profits to his house and left the country or something.

(will go and look for it, as this topic has been done several times.)
If it's me than that was putting the house up for sale whilst we were on a pre-booked holiday to Kenya wink
not going to tell the whole story?
It's been done to death really, have we not all seen it before?

Oh and it makes MBH, or it might be BSR (can't remember which) doubt me biggrin

I'll see if I can find it yes

Edited by Adenauer on Tuesday 18th December 12:43

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Du1point8 said:
not going to tell the whole story?
Come on Adenauer. It wasn't your thread and you haven't yet told it properly on PH. I fell off my chair in a delerium of anticipated story telling last time, to bang a bag of popcorn in the microwave when you last started the story, but accidentally threw it in the toilet, flushed the dishwasher and emptied myself in my trousers in the mad scramble to get back to my computer so I could read your story, but alas, you never told it in full.