I did something childish today.

[hotchy]

I was out shopping. Bored tbh, so grabbed a greasy Gregg's sausage roll. Mmmm. Anyway decided to entertain myself by secretly rubbing my hands like a naughty kid up every massive mirror in new look while she was browsing. She wondered why a grown man was giggling away like a school girl. Also the paper bag got hid in a shoe.

[I-A]

foggy said:

Creeping along in stop-start moving traffic on my way home this evening where two lanes merge into one and the traffic zips together. I’m in the near side lane, white van man to my offside but hanging back a bit politely in ideal zipping in position, but 4x4 driver following tight behind me trying to block him out, bright lights shining in my rear view mirror and bugging me in the process.

Anyway, I go slowly and generate a gap ahead, then give it a quick squirt to make a gap behind me. White van man reads the situation perfectly, also gives it some gas and neatly zips in behind me, 4x4 man left hung out to dry. I love it when a plan comes together

Like this a lot!!

[nikaiyo2]

Made tea for people attending our monthly meeting. It’s an internal meeting where we discuss crap usually.

So I enter the room with 3 cups of tea and people are discussing corona virus. One decision we made was to put some signs up about washing hands in the toilets. So I announce that I have not washed my hands since Mrs Thatcher was PM and it has not harmed me.

One person had the cup in their hand and put it down

[BigMon]

DrSteveBrule said:

But Hobbycraft sell these balloons....

They also have wooden hands with movable digits that painters, etc can use.



Makes me chuckle every time.

[LosingGrip]

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

[BigMon]

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

[Alucidnation]

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

Why would you have that on your hands in the toilet?

[PSB1]

Alucidnation said:

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

Why would you have that on your hands in the toilet?

He was basting the parrot.

[glenrobbo]

Alucidnation said:

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

Why would you have that on your hands in the toilet?

Why wouldn't you?

[xjay1337]

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

More to the point why do you take Marmite to the bathroom with you?!

[Zarco]

hotchy said:

I was out shopping. Bored tbh, so grabbed a greasy Gregg's sausage roll. Mmmm. Anyway decided to entertain myself by secretly rubbing my hands like a naughty kid up every massive mirror in new look while she was browsing. She wondered why a grown man was giggling away like a school girl. Also the paper bag got hid in a shoe.

[illmonkey]

xjay1337 said:

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

More to the point why do you take Marmite to the bathroom with you?!

Because the bathroom marmite has run out?

[Ambleton]

My wife asked me to pressure wash the rabbits tray out. Thier pee has a high calcium content so leaves a white deposit that's difficult to remove.... whilst I had the pressure washer out I accidentally....

Thankfully she's seen the funny side of it, although It has raised the point that the path needs cleaning

[Trevatanus]

xjay1337 said:

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

More to the point why do you take Marmite to the bathroom with you?!

My girlfriend bought me some Marmite flavoured peanut butter yesterday... it's delicious...

[Starfighter]

LosingGrip said:

I went to the toilet a couple of weeks ago and asked my girlfriend for some more bog roll.

She passed it through the slightly opened door and I touched her hand with my hand that had Marmite on...

I really wished I had filmed it.

Bonus points for emerging whilst licking it off.

[StevecRS]

Was in the gents at work the other day and noticed all 3 traps were vacant so thought it would be a laugh to turn the locks to engaged !

Yes I know, but I was bored!

[TazR6]

The situation itself is tragic, but the thumbnail is childishly funny.

[Smitters]

TazR6 said:

The situation itself is tragic, but the thumbnail is childishly funny.

The Blackweir Tavern in Cardiff used to be called the Canal Boat. We did not call it the Canal Boat.

[BigMon]

Zarco said:

hotchy said:

I was out shopping. Bored tbh, so grabbed a greasy Gregg's sausage roll. Mmmm. Anyway decided to entertain myself by secretly rubbing my hands like a naughty kid up every massive mirror in new look while she was browsing. She wondered why a grown man was giggling away like a school girl. Also the paper bag got hid in a shoe.

Glad that's not just me. That's not childish just being a massive scrote.

[Thales]

hotchy said:

I was out shopping. Bored tbh, so grabbed a greasy Gregg's sausage roll. Mmmm. Anyway decided to entertain myself by secretly rubbing my hands like a naughty kid up every massive mirror in new look while she was browsing. She wondered why a grown man was giggling away like a school girl. Also the paper bag got hid in a shoe.

Are you mentally ill?