North Korea photoshop contest

[ApOrbital]

[FourWheelDrift]

[Huff]

Excellent thread resurrection! I've enjoyed revisiting it.

Some of the ones I posted a decade ago have fallen off the database, so I'm going to shamelessly repost in the hope of inspiring more such silline^^^/ political commentary:





Total Kim:

[slevin911]

[RizzoTheRat]

Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

[robinessex]

RizzoTheRat said:

Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?

[Steamer]

robinessex said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?

...No notebooks though, maybe, just maybe they have made a technological leap forward and he no longer needs to be surrounded by 'Supreme leader scribes'?...

....Those hats are getting bigger though.

[Cockaigne]

Red dwarf fan?

[FourWheelDrift]

robinessex said:

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?

Neodymium medals, designed to create a magnetic field to deflect any bullet fired at the supreme leader.

[x5tuu]

Cockaigne said:

Red dwarf fan?

my first thought too

[eldar]

Good to see North Korea embracing the pride ethos.

[J4CKO]

RizzoTheRat said:

Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Remember David Bowie singing on Extras about the "Chubby Little Fat Man with the Pug Nosed face" ? Always pops in my head when I see this pudgy little dollop of evil, kind of a Korean Marshmallow Man.

He is still drastically overweight, look at that posture, his hand looks like a rubber glove filled with water and he is smoking a fag, the man is a ruin at 39, cant see him making 50 somehow.

[FourWheelDrift]

Type 6 Diabetes.

[Teppic]

robinessex said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?

"Three years long service... six years long service... nine years long service... twelve years long service."

Are any of them signing BSC after their names?

[FourWheelDrift]

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