Idiotic Neighbour!

[TotalControl]

Good man.

Make sure you interrogate your new neighbours extensively beforehand.

[RizzoTheRat]

Tuvra said:

fk that!

Have you seen how expensive "post it" notes are?!?

You can buy postit notes? I assumed everyone just borrowed them for work.

[NDA]

H18 ENF said:

No, Mrs Boo Radley is staying. I, however, am moving away

For those of use who've followed this.... Can you round up what's happened? Chief amongst the facts needed will be what's happened to this awful neighbour exactly.

[H18 ENF]

A round up then

Boo Radley was caught by Mrs Boo Radley with his trousers round his ankles enjoying a younger lady.

Mrs Boo Radley requested that Boo Radley left the family home, largely by depositing him on the street with a bag or two.

Mrs Boo Radley has since been round the houses in the area apologising to all those who her husband annoyed. On the whole she seems quite 'normal', whatever that is.

Completely detached from all of this I am moving house and so will never have to see whether Boo Radley returns...

[northwest monkey]

Quattromaster said:

Here's one my pal put in his father in laws lawn.

[theshrew]

omgus said:

King Herald said:

Next thing people will be saying that nailing frozen sausages or writing wker in grass seed on someone lawn is not humorous.

Anyone who says that grass seed is not funny has clearly never sabotaged their neighbours attempts at a new lawn with a giant cock and balls.

There is a Crown Green Bowling club near here. A few years ago someone drew a huge and i mean huge cock and balls on the green with week killer or something.

You could see it on Google earth ive just checked i was going to put a link on but the pic has changed now :-(

[ezi]

H18 ENF said:

A round up then

Boo Radley was caught by Mrs Boo Radley with his trousers round his ankles enjoying a younger lady.

Mrs Boo Radley requested that Boo Radley left the family home, largely by depositing him on the street with a bag or two.

Mrs Boo Radley has since been round the houses in the area apologising to all those who her husband annoyed. On the whole she seems quite 'normal', whatever that is.

Completely detached from all of this I am moving house and so will never have to see whether Boo Radley returns...

Result!

[TroubledSoul]

OP, you can't move! Stop being so selfish!! We need you to continue monitoring the situation!

[H18 ENF]

TroubledSoul said:

OP, you can't move! Stop being so selfish!! We need you to continue monitoring the situation!

Well you could put that argument to my ex if you like but I can't see her agreeing to it...

[BMW3s6]

I stopped having problems with my neighbour after I layed a new patio

[NDA]

H18 ENF said:

A round up then

Boo Radley was caught by Mrs Boo Radley with his trousers round his ankles enjoying a younger lady.

Mrs Boo Radley requested that Boo Radley left the family home, largely by depositing him on the street with a bag or two.

Mrs Boo Radley has since been round the houses in the area apologising to all those who her husband annoyed. On the whole she seems quite 'normal', whatever that is.

Completely detached from all of this I am moving house and so will never have to see whether Boo Radley returns...

Excellent.....

I would still like to get the fecker back for all the grief.

[omgus]

Quattromaster said:

omgus said:

their neighbours attempts at a new lawn with a giant cock and balls.

Here's one my pal put in his father in laws lawn.

Superbly illustrated there.

Thank you.

[King Herald]

Quattromaster said:

omgus said:

their neighbours attempts at a new lawn with a giant cock and balls.

Here's one my pal put in his father in laws lawn.

I'm hoping this was all in the name of family fun and high spirits, and not malicious.

(Secretly hoping we'll hear the sordid details)

[iva cosworth]

Thread fails to deliver..........AGAIN.....

[Chim]

H18 ENF said:

TroubledSoul said:

OP, you can't move! Stop being so selfish!! We need you to continue monitoring the situation!

Well you could put that argument to my ex if you like but I can't see her agreeing to it...

Wait a minute, so you are moving due to ex kicking you out, this takes place around the same time as boo is kicked out for having a fling.

You've been shagging boo radley haven’t you

[lestag]

Chim said:

Wait a minute, so you are moving due to ex kicking you out, this takes place around the same time as boo is kicked out for having a fling.

You've been shagging boo radley haven’t you

No ......he IS Boo Radley..........this thread is a variation on "my friend has a problem" threads

[AmiableChimp]

H18 ENF said:

A round up then

Boo Radley was caught by Mrs Boo Radley with his trousers round his ankles enjoying a younger lady.

Mrs Boo Radley requested that Boo Radley left the family home, largely by depositing him on the street with a bag or two.

Mrs Boo Radley has since been round the houses in the area apologising to all those who her husband annoyed. On the whole she seems quite 'normal', whatever that is.

Completely detached from all of this I am moving house and so will never have to see whether Boo Radley returns...

And in delicious irony, you find that your new gaff is indeed across the road from where Boo Radley has shacked up with his twentysomething

[filthstreet]

Is OP's ex the 20something and Boo was hammering the sausage into her lawn?

[Moonhawk]

Jaroon said:

Olive oil freezes at about minus 6c, would a dark brand make a passable substitute?

As does toasted sesame oil - although the smell may give it away.

[DannyScene]

Moonhawk said:

Jaroon said:

Olive oil freezes at about minus 6c, would a dark brand make a passable substitute?

As does toasted sesame oil - although the smell may give it away.

That is an incredible thread revival