Idiotic Neighbour!

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Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Wednesday 28th May 2014
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Petrol does the same to a lawn for months on end - if you spill any filling up take a look in that section of your lawn the next day or a few days later.

Though clearly pouring petrol over boos lawn might not go down too well.

Ilovejapcrap

3,286 posts

113 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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So is op shagging boo or has boo shagged op's other half.

Also who's shagging boos now ex wife ?

It's like when I walk in a room and someone is watching East enders.

on the other note is a frozen sausage injected with oil of any use to the get back stuff ?

Thus using frozen sausage and oil ice cube get backs together ?

750turbo

6,164 posts

225 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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Ilovejapcrap said:
So is op shagging boo or has boo shagged op's other half.

Also who's shagging boos now ex wife ?

It's like when I walk in a room and someone is watching East enders.

on the other note is a frozen sausage injected with oil of any use to the get back stuff ?

Thus using frozen sausage and oil ice cube get backs together ?
It is nice to see older threads revived at times...

Just not for inane pish like this ^^^^^

wack

2,103 posts

207 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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Some years ago a mate of mine bought a brand new house, parked his van on his drive, all was well

Then one of the neighbours told him he couldn't park a van on his drive due to a restrictive covenant banning vans,caravans,boats etc and it was an eyesore.

Nothing for a while then a solicitors letter from the builders threatening to enforce the covenant so he had to move his van

The neighbour had a smug grin for a week, right up to the point said mate bought an old mini , parked it right on the end of his drive in full view then painted every panel a different colour with a brush and left it there for weeks


Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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wack said:
Some years ago a mate of mine bought a brand new house, parked his van on his drive, all was well

Then one of the neighbours told him he couldn't park a van on his drive due to a restrictive covenant banning vans,caravans,boats etc and it was an eyesore.
Good enough reason to not buy a new build.

Cotty

39,642 posts

285 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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wack said:
Some years ago a mate of mine bought a brand new house, parked his van on his drive, all was well

Then one of the neighbours told him he couldn't park a van on his drive due to a restrictive covenant banning vans,caravans,boats etc and it was an eyesore.

Nothing for a while then a solicitors letter from the builders threatening to enforce the covenant so he had to move his van

The neighbour had a smug grin for a week, right up to the point said mate bought an old mini , parked it right on the end of his drive in full view then painted every panel a different colour with a brush and left it there for weeks
Why did he buy the house if it had a "restrictive covenant banning vans,caravans,boats etc" if he had a van?

Sounds like a fk you ill do what ever I like and to hell with other people sort of person.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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Ilovejapcrap said:
So is op shagging boo or has boo shagged op's other half.

Also who's shagging boos now ex wife ?

It's like when I walk in a room and someone is watching East enders.

on the other note is a frozen sausage injected with oil of any use to the get back stuff ?

Thus using frozen sausage and oil ice cube get backs together ?
Good lunch was it?



BigBen

11,655 posts

231 months

Wednesday 4th February 2015
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Rostfritt said:
wack said:
Some years ago a mate of mine bought a brand new house, parked his van on his drive, all was well

Then one of the neighbours told him he couldn't park a van on his drive due to a restrictive covenant banning vans,caravans,boats etc and it was an eyesore.
Good enough reason to not buy a new build.
Sounds like a good reason to me.

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Friday 20th April 2018
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sebhaque said:
Silverbullet767 said:
Bookmarked.

Can I suggest that you decorate his car in post-its?

I see a problem with this. The post it notes on the windows should be placed upside-down - that way if you try to be clever and roll the window down, it just flattens the fkers to the window instead of peeling them off.

Same goes for wiper sweep although they often catch on the way back.
And when they wind the windows back up the post its peel off and remain in the door. Apply jam first and wait for the ants to arrive...

Denorth

559 posts

172 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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I should try and read the whole thread... looks like pure gold.

Wonder if shrimp, crab, fish liquid injection in door seals or just splash of it into vents was suggested... Squid juice is one of the best!

Neil G60

692 posts

225 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Supersoaker full of nitromors, driveby past his van?

GOATever

2,651 posts

68 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Squid ink in the washer jets, super glue on the wiper blades?