Idiotic Neighbour!
Discussion
Driller said:
BlackVanDyke said:
Sway said:
Big bag of frozen sausages from Asda. Other supermarkets are available but you're up north.
Hammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
Hammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
This is today's favourite mental image.I'm sitting here crying with laughter over the image of hammering frozen sausages vertically into a lawn and even more so when I tried to explain through tears to my French in-laws and they just looked at me straight faced, not getting it at all.
Fartgalen said:
STW2010 said:
Fartgalen said:
I don't think the oil is supposed to freeze. You just need to make a bowl shaped ice container.
And then put oil in it.
So how do you put water 'on top'?And then put oil in it.
Fartgalen said:
STW2010 said:
Fartgalen said:
I don't think the oil is supposed to freeze. You just need to make a bowl shaped ice container.
And then put oil in it.
So how do you put water 'on top'?And then put oil in it.
What you'd need to do is make a cup shape out of ice ( moulded using two plastic cups of different sizes, with water in between them ) and a flat disk of ice which could be frozen onto the top of it once it had been filled with oil
MartG said:
Fartgalen said:
STW2010 said:
Fartgalen said:
I don't think the oil is supposed to freeze. You just need to make a bowl shaped ice container.
And then put oil in it.
So how do you put water 'on top'?And then put oil in it.
What you'd need to do is make a cup shape out of ice ( moulded using two plastic cups of different sizes, with water in between them ) and a flat disk of ice which could be frozen onto the top of it once it had been filled with oil
mat777 said:
Driller said:
BlackVanDyke said:
Sway said:
Big bag of frozen sausages from Asda. Other supermarkets are available but you're up north.
Hammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
Hammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
This is today's favourite mental image.I'm sitting here crying with laughter over the image of hammering frozen sausages vertically into a lawn and even more so when I tried to explain through tears to my French in-laws and they just looked at me straight faced, not getting it at all.
The sounds they can hear downstairs are a squeaking bed, grunting sounds and the tapping of a keyboard.
Your parents have not even considered that you are reading pistonheads.......
Find out his home telephone number
Get a mate to ring when they are out and leave the following message on their answer machine....
"mr radley? mr boo radley? you listen to me! you leave my wife alone. If catch you shagging around with her again ill be over to sort you out!
Wait for his wife to return from work and play the messages.............
Get a mate to ring when they are out and leave the following message on their answer machine....
"mr radley? mr boo radley? you listen to me! you leave my wife alone. If catch you shagging around with her again ill be over to sort you out!
Wait for his wife to return from work and play the messages.............
Sounds like a lovely resident to have in the street....
We've been very lucky in having really nice neighbours to the point we have a number of house keys for their houses and vice versa if they ever lock themselves out or are on vacation for us to feed cats take mail in etc.
we've a few old folk living on the street the number of times I and other neighbours have cut others lawns while doing our own is remarkable a real sense of looking out for one another - plus one old couple make cracking home made wine so cut their lawn expecting zero often get a rather nice homemade wine bottle.
Feel for you OP when yuour at home you want to relax not have to deal with issues like highlighted.
Is there a way of getting him included in street activities? Maybe he feels isolated or maybe he just is a grumpy old chap?
We've been very lucky in having really nice neighbours to the point we have a number of house keys for their houses and vice versa if they ever lock themselves out or are on vacation for us to feed cats take mail in etc.
we've a few old folk living on the street the number of times I and other neighbours have cut others lawns while doing our own is remarkable a real sense of looking out for one another - plus one old couple make cracking home made wine so cut their lawn expecting zero often get a rather nice homemade wine bottle.
Feel for you OP when yuour at home you want to relax not have to deal with issues like highlighted.
Is there a way of getting him included in street activities? Maybe he feels isolated or maybe he just is a grumpy old chap?
Driller said:
Place single ice cube with depression facing up in container.
Pour in oil.
Leave on table with another ice cube to melt slightly.
Place second ice cube on top of first with the oil and place the whole thing in the freezer with some of those sausages.
That is what I was thinking. Just didn't come out very well....Pour in oil.
Leave on table with another ice cube to melt slightly.
Place second ice cube on top of first with the oil and place the whole thing in the freezer with some of those sausages.
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