Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[mybrainhurts]

illmonkey said:

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Getyer

Getyer who?

Getyer tits out fer the lads.

Oh dear.

Impressed, eh? Sometimes, I amaze myself. God, I'm good...

[Chevykevv]

That's it now we've really hit rock bottom......

[PoleDriver]

Chevykevv said:

That's it now we've really hit rock bottom......

Possibly NSFW

[LordGrover]

mybrainhurts said:

Impressed, eh? Sometimes, I amaze myself. God, I'm good...

Which of the gods is this? Just so's we know...

[HereBeMonsters]

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Getyer

Getyer who?

Getyer tits out fer the lads.

This is the worst thing that has ever been posted on the Joke thread, ever.

[Laurel Green]

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

[LordHaveMurci]

Chevykevv said:

That's it now we've really hit rock bottom......

Not quite, wait for VIPERS to re-post it

[soad]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil.

Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

[Pixelpeep7r]

soad said:

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!

Actually - that was very funny..

[boobles]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?




lickalotofpuss

[R39S1]

soad said:

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out in logs with a sharp pencil.

Fixed that for you

[Monkeylegend]

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Hemighthavesawus

[schmunk]

Monkeylegend said:

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Hemighthavesawus

Doyouthinkhesaurus, surely...?

[Mojooo]

Indeed, where does he get off trying to change classic jokes.

[Monkeylegend]

I know, sorry about that, those jokes are as old as the dinosaurs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[Justayellowbadge]

]What do you call a gay dinosaur?




A dinosaur, you homophobe.

[vx220]

What do you say to your dog when you see a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyouthinkhesaurus, Rex?

[Ali2202]

Justayellowbadge] said:

What do you call a gay dinosaur?




A dinosaur, you homophobe.

Incorrect. It's A Megasoreass

[XJSJohn]

as we are bringing out the oldies ....

what do you call a Native American Indian with only one bk

Ooja Givanakkerto

what do you call a Russian with 3 bks

Whoya Nikka Bollokov

[Monkeylegend]

Or the Russian with one bk, Iva Bollokov