Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Funkycoldribena said:
Evangelion said:
I see on the news that the inventor of predictive text has just died.
His funfair will be holed on sundial.
Twice in two pages?His funfair will be holed on sundial.
In using my time machine I can predict a new punchline in the next week, although I can't be too certain
Ronnie Heisenburg
dxg said:
Jonboy_t said:
Just going to try out my new time travel machine. Will report back soon with findings.
You should have waited longer to post the reply...I've already proven that mine works. I'm just waiting for the archeologists to find out.
Probably won't bother getting it.
Evangelion said:
Walking round a supermarket, a young woman caught sight of someone stacking boxes of washing powder on the shelves. She recognised him as the young man who'd chatted her up in the pub the night before, taken her home and had his wicked way with her.
She strode angrily up to him. "You bloody liar!" she yelled, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No I didn't," he said. "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"
With all the time travel nonsense, this has missed out on the credit it deservedShe strode angrily up to him. "You bloody liar!" she yelled, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No I didn't," he said. "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"
Vocal Minority said:
Evangelion said:
Walking round a supermarket, a young woman caught sight of someone stacking boxes of washing powder on the shelves. She recognised him as the young man who'd chatted her up in the pub the night before, taken her home and had his wicked way with her.
She strode angrily up to him. "You bloody liar!" she yelled, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No I didn't," he said. "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"
With all the time travel nonsense, this has missed out on the credit it deservedShe strode angrily up to him. "You bloody liar!" she yelled, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No I didn't," he said. "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"
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