Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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GroundEffect

13,851 posts

157 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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DataHamster said:
Issi said:
Sorry, don't get this. You're annoyed by company email addresses on the side of a van?
No, he's annoyed by free email addresses from the likes of hotmail, aol, etc. because they look unprofessional. Especially so if the company owns a domain name and doesn't make use of it for their email address too.
hehe This is a major pet-peeve of mine.

I would suspect it's also breaking T&C of those free email addresses too to run a business from them.


Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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People complaining that Asda aren't doing Black Friday. The irony is, didn't they start the trend, being owned by Wal-Mart? That's besides the point, people need to get a grip!

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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What I find really annoying is the constant need to "log in to your google account" for pretty much every app on my phone.

why should I have to tell google what I'm doing, and no doubt where I am?

I'd love someone from facebook or google to keep a straight face and tell me they don't monitor what you do and when you do it.

I recently googled water garden fountain and lo and behold, the next time I opened facebook there was a banner for primrose garden centre...

that really fks me off.


MartG

20,702 posts

205 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Dear Ebay Customer

Please realise that when you click on 'item not received' when you want to query delivery status 15 microseconds past the earliest possible delivery time, you have just made the Paypal funds required to actually post your item unavailable.

And no, I don't have other money to post it - it's the end of the month and I'm stone broke

A simple message would have answered your query, but no, you had to click that fking button didn't you

And your intransigence isn't getting your item any near to being delivered - in fact you are just ensuring that it is going to take longer to arrive




Edited by MartG on Friday 27th November 16:19

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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The bdisation of any town name in an ironic way - such as Glasvegas or the one I just read Scarbados (for Scarborough naturally).

FourWheelDrift

88,628 posts

285 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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You mean they're not really called Basingrad and Lutonistan?

MartG

20,702 posts

205 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Silverage

2,043 posts

131 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Round here we have "Skegvegas" from Skegness. Viva indeed.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Silverage said:
Round here we have "Skegvegas" from Skegness. Viva indeed.
And we are all very grateful that you have decided to keep it "out there" as well......thank you.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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St. Reatham.....for those too posh to live just south of Brixton.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Iva Barchetta said:
St. Reatham.....for those too posh to live just south of Brixton.
Brixton = St.Reatham on the Hill

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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Stickyfinger said:
Iva Barchetta said:
St. Reatham.....for those too posh to live just south of Brixton.
Brixton = St.Reatham on the Hill
Heh heh I love it when people say stuff like this about where they live!

In Manchester we've got Burnage (pronounced Burn-ij) but people wot ar posh now say Burn-arj. It's where Liam & Noel came from. Didsbury is not a bad place whereas Withington is a bit grot. It's now known as West Didsbury - mainly by estate agents flogging tat.

Every city must have areas like this - a bit st but next to somewhere quite nice so adopt their name.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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Ah, yes. There's scabby Renishaw in the valley and nice Spinkhill on the hill.

A little posh estate has appeared in scabby Renishaw and one resident posts his address up as "Lower Spinkhill"

Wally...hehe

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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northwest monkey said:
Stickyfinger said:
Iva Barchetta said:
St. Reatham.....for those too posh to live just south of Brixton.
Brixton = St.Reatham on the Hill
Heh heh I love it when people say stuff like this about where they live!

In Manchester we've got Burnage (pronounced Burn-ij) but people wot ar posh now say Burn-arj. It's where Liam & Noel came from. Didsbury is not a bad place whereas Withington is a bit grot. It's now known as West Didsbury - mainly by estate agents flogging tat.

Every city must have areas like this - a bit st but next to somewhere quite nice so adopt their name.
My mate (who had very well-to-do folks and lived in a very big place in a very select area so likes to think he's a cut above) bought a place when the housing market peaked about 6 years ago but all he could afford was a place on the edge of Seacroft in Leeds. Anyone who knows Leeds will tell you that Seacroft is pretty scabby with the vast majority being unemployed chavs with drug problems and your motor will get nicked and burnt out if you turn your back for 5 seconds. The place he bought is right on the A64 York Road, but on the Seacroft side. He tells everyone and gives his address as Crossgates hehe because that's considered to be more upmarket, even though it's 2 miles down the road from his house laugh.

On the other side of Leeds near where I am there is Bramhope a few miles away, but not "Bram'ope" as we'd say but "Bram Hope" (with a special stress on the 'H') if you actually live there hehe. Then there's Harewood House up the road, which those who like to think they're something special pronounce as "Harrwood House".

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

158 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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All that jazz said:
My mate (who had very well-to-do folks and lived in a very big place in a very select area so likes to think he's a cut above) bought a place when the housing market peaked about 6 years ago but all he could afford was a place on the edge of Seacroft in Leeds. Anyone who knows Leeds will tell you that Seacroft is pretty scabby with the vast majority being unemployed chavs with drug problems and your motor will get nicked and burnt out if you turn your back for 5 seconds. The place he bought is right on the A64 York Road, but on the Seacroft side. He tells everyone and gives his address as Crossgates hehe because that's considered to be more upmarket, even though it's 2 miles down the road from his house laugh.

On the other side of Leeds near where I am there is Bramhope a few miles away, but not "Bram'ope" as we'd say but "Bram Hope" (with a special stress on the 'H') if you actually live there hehe. Then there's Harewood House up the road, which those who like to think they're something special pronounce as "Harrwood House".
First time I've ever heard someone hold Crossgates in higher regard over Seacroft...

DavidJG

3,559 posts

133 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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People who don't understand this:

Shirley - a name for a girl, or a suburb of Birmingham / Solihull

Surely - used to emphasise a firm belief or view of fact.

The use of 'Shirley' is of 'surely' is starting to make me wonder if this country even has an education system.


DataHamster

74,778 posts

273 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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DavidJG said:
People who don't understand this:

Shirley - a name for a girl, or a suburb of Birmingham / Solihull

Surely - used to emphasise a firm belief or view of fact.

The use of 'Shirley' is of 'surely' is starting to make me wonder if this country even has an education system.
"Surely you have watched the comedy film Airplane?"
"I have. Although I'm not sure that DavidJG has. And don't call me Shirley."

markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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DavidJG said:
People who don't understand this:

Shirley - a name for a girl, or a suburb of Birmingham / Solihull

Surely - used to emphasise a firm belief or view of fact.

The use of 'Shirley' is of 'surely' is starting to make me wonder if this country even has an education system.
It's an overused pun from the film Airplane

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

FreeLitres

6,052 posts

178 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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markmullen said:
DavidJG said:
People who don't understand this:

Shirley - a name for a girl, or a suburb of Birmingham / Solihull

Surely - used to emphasise a firm belief or view of fact.

The use of 'Shirley' is of 'surely' is starting to make me wonder if this country even has an education system.
It's an overused pun from the film Airplane

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Holy hell.

I guess it's an age thing. If you have seen Airplane, you will know the joke. Well worth a watch as it is still funny!

Edited by FreeLitres on Saturday 28th November 11:07

matchmaker

8,508 posts

201 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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Silverage said:
Round here we have "Skegvegas" from Skegness. Viva indeed.
I'm pretty sure I've never heard of my birthplace being referred to as "Glasvegas" apart from the context as the name of a Scottish band.

I live in an area of Stirling called Cornton. It's not as scummy as it used to be, but is a bit council. Adjacent to Cornton is Bridge of Allan, which has a high millionaire/square mile ratio. I sometimes refer to Cornton as "Lower Bridge of Allan".

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