Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 19)

[Alexandre MX]

slopes said:

Don't feed him man, ye gods we need to make up a warning pack for new members.

the "Welcome to PH forums kit" with an educational video about the most prominent PH members.

[Justayellowbadge]

Alex, welcome to the thread.

Also, thank you for your email.

Your compound house does look charming. The invitation is much appreciated but I really don't feel comfortable bringing a suitcase through customs for you, so I'll have to pass.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

Ooh, Dexter Fletcher and Julia Sawahla.

Truly terrifying.

That's how you get st done round here.

Oh, yeah, betray our empty arsenal, whydoncha?

[Justayellowbadge]

DickyC said:

Oh, yeah, betray our empty arsenal, whydoncha?

Sorry Colin.

Oops, I mean Dicky.

[DickyC]

He's not courting us for access to the airfield, is he?

An all-but-derelict aerodrome in the Shires may seem attractive to the wrong kind of chap.

[Justayellowbadge]

DickyC said:

He's not courting us for access to the airfield, is he?

An all-but-derelict aerodrome in the Shires may seem attractive to the wrong kind of chap.

Time will tell. Keep an eye out for the following topics:

Can I wear a white linen suit in England?

Sunseeker 70 - How much storage?

Henchmen - do I have to pay their NI?

Boss, the plane, the plane!

[Council Baby]

Alexandre MX said:

I can fk the trolls right in the arse, no lube, fisting with a big black dildo... the biggest!

I think you mean fisting with a huge black latex fist, but a dildo could be used as a warning shot I suppose.

No lube is good.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

Time will tell. Keep an eye out for the following topics:

Can I wear a white linen suit in England?

Sunseeker 70 - How much storage?

Henchmen - do I have to pay their NI?

Boss, the plane, the plane!

Should I also look out for oblique references to kitchen fiments and/or Wimbledon Common or are the occasional grammatical errors sufficient to to suggest I'm barking up the wrong Rio Bravo?

[Lemmonie]

Morning girls.

What's occuring?

[Adenauer]

Lemmonie said:

Morning girls.

What's occuring?

Morning, L, we've caught ourselves a real live Mexican

[DickyC]

Lemmonie said:

Morning girls.

What's occuring?

Well, unusually, there is an Official Banning Order in place preventing ladies (or gentlemen of a nervous dispostion) from reading all today's posts thus far.

So if you could consider yours the first post of the day, all will be well.

[Lemmonie]

DickyC said:

Well, unusually, there is an Official Banning Order in place preventing ladies (or gentlemen of a nervous dispostion) from reading all today's posts thus far.

So if you could consider yours the first post of the day, all will be well.

I think you have forgotton that I currently enjoying a 6 week excemption from all rules in recognition of my recent contribution to TT

[Vieste]

Hiya Slopes

[Lemmonie]

Adenauer said:

Morning, L, we've caught ourselves a real live Mexican

And what are we going to do with it?

[Adenauer]

Lemmonie said:

And what are we going to do with it?

Not too sure yet, he drives a bullet proof car. Maybe Dicky can use him in special ops?

[Lemmonie]

Ooh it come with accessories. I like it. Any guns?

Does Chunky need it for the fortnightly Job Centre run?

[DickyC]

Adenauer said:

Not too sure yet, he drives a bullet proof car. Maybe Dicky can use him in special ops?

Hold on! Credentials, man, credentials. Anyone can come on here and say they have an armoured car; say they have politcal ambitions; say they have connections with the underworld. (I made up the last one.)

We have to put him through the wringer a couple of times. At least.

If, as Lemmonie, suggested, he were to offer an inducement, some rules may be relaxed.

(Having said that, I don't him posting pics of his boobs.)

[Adenauer]

I'd be amazed if it doesn't have any guns.

Seems to have run away though, last seen being 'so confused'.

[DickyC]

There's limited use of internet and email at correctional institutions the world over.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Morning!

(Is it morning?)

A Mexican? Superb! I went to Mexico once. I think I bought maracas.

Hello Mexican chap! Have a drink. Stag?