Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[MikeGTi]

Blown2CV said:

I've done 11500 miles in mine and never used the launch control. Probs should delete my account.

91000 and not used it.

I'll get me coat.

[northwest monkey]

CountZero23 said:

You're right - why is it 90% of their stuff for the morbidly obese or the anorexic? You'd of thought they would make less of the mental sizes to begin with.

What happens is designer brand "NW Monkey" will make an item of clothing (e.g. a dress) in a range of sizes from say size 6, all the way through to 26. In the chain of shops, all the "common" sizes (10, 12, 14, 16, 18) will sell out & what will be left are the small (6, 8) and the large (20, 22, 24, 26). What's left then gets offered to TK Maxx at a bargain price.

[illmonkey]

He means less of the sizes that don't sell so well.

[Dogwatch]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Move.

[MrBarry123]

fulham911club said:

I think you should be more concerned that your monthly disposable only covers a skydiving course ...

And that you shop at an outlet store.

Both sound like problems inhabitants of Mogadishu have; certainly not first world problems.

[Road2Ruin]

Seen two different weather forecast for tomorrow. .. now I don't know weather to take out the soft top bmw or the jag coupe! ! Does anyone have the number for the samaritans?

[illmonkey]

'Vert, drop the top of it's nice.

[guindilias]

Buy the whole street and make it private, Shirley?

Dogwatch said:

Move.

[berlintaxi]

guindilias said:

Buy the whole street and make it private, Shirley?

Dogwatch said:

Move.

Work harder, so that he doesn't have the time to look out of the window every 5 minutes.

[funkyrobot]

Road2Ruin said:

Seen two different weather forecast for tomorrow. .. now I don't know weather to take out the soft top bmw or the jag coupe! ! Does anyone have the number for the samaritans?

[Road2Ruin]

funkyrobot said:

Of course I meant it..;)

[Rude-boy]

I want a brandy and coke. I have 9 bottles of cognac and brandy. Courvoisier VS is the worst one I could find.

[driverrob]

I'm having trouble sorting out the controls for the swimming pool in this house we've moved into.

[HD Adam]

I'm in a nice hotel in Oklahoma City and the remote for the TV (only 97 cable channels) has a really annoying delay when you press the channel up/down button.

It doesn't change instantly. Must be all of half a second and then the sound is off for at least a quarter of a second.

Gah!!!!!!.

[Vaud]

HD Adam said:

I'm in a nice hotel in Oklahoma City and the remote for the TV (only 97 cable channels) has a really annoying delay when you press the channel up/down button.

It doesn't change instantly. Must be all of half a second and then the sound is off for at least a quarter of a second.

Gah!!!!!!.

I'd be more worried about being in Oklahoma City if I were you.

[57Ford]

Oooklhoma, Oklhoma, Oklhoma....
Mother?

[HD Adam]

57Ford said:

Oooklhoma, Oklhoma, Oklhoma....
Mother?

Just call me Ruprect.

Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?

[ChemicalChaos]

I have halogen spotlights in the ceiling of my bedroom. When I lounge back in the executive office chair at my gaming desk to play on my ps4, they reflect off of the shiny D-pad surface of the controller straight into my eyes.

I don't know what to do, it's terribly distracting

[illmonkey]

Cringe.

[SpudLink]

ChemicalChaos said:

I have halogen spotlights in the ceiling of my bedroom. When I lounge back in the executive office chair at my gaming desk to play on my ps4, they reflect off of the shiny D-pad surface of the controller straight into my eyes.

I don't know what to do, it's terribly distracting

Have you considered a matt black wrap for the controller?