Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[talksthetorque]

Not only is my toaster too small for the bread, but how the fk am I meant to put butter and marmalade on that without getting stuff everywhere.


That's my weekend fked.

Edited by talksthetorque on Tuesday 4th October 16:46

[98elise]

Stickyfinger said:

X5TUU said:

How would you ever know lol

In theory you could use string

Or a cat

[Stickyfinger]

98elise said:

Stickyfinger said:

X5TUU said:

How would you ever know lol

In theory you could use string

Or a cat

I hadron but it got run over

[AstonZagato]

Stickyfinger said:

98elise said:

Stickyfinger said:

X5TUU said:

How would you ever know lol

In theory you could use string

Or a cat

I hadron but it got run over

Is it dead or alive though?

[rog007]

talksthetorque said:

Not only is my toaster to small for the bread, but how the fk am I meant to put butter and marmalade on that without getting stuff everywhere.


That's my weekend fked.

[Stickyfinger]

AstonZagato said:

Stickyfinger said:

98elise said:

Stickyfinger said:

X5TUU said:

How would you ever know lol

In theory you could use string

Or a cat

I hadron but it got run over

Is it dead or alive though?

Dead, put I found these plans

[Bluedot]

Sometimes when I put my Porsche key in my pocket, the keyring holds one of the buttons down which causes the car to lock/unlock.
Sometimes it's even worse than that and the boot lid flicks up.

[Blown2CV]

Bluedot said:

Sometimes when I put my Porsche key in my pocket, the keyring holds one of the buttons down which causes the car to lock/unlock.
Sometimes it's even worse than that and the boot lid flicks up.

when having the key in my pocket whilst washing the S8, it keeps thinking i am thumbing the handle buttons so the fking thing locks and unlocks constantly. I have to unlock it, start it (so the door mirrors unfold), turn it off, exit but not lock it, then put the key out of the way somewhere.

Also on a related note, the car-jacking prevention locking system, whilst a good idea, does my fking tits in several times a day.

[Guvernator]

Blown2CV said:

Also on a related note, the car-jacking prevention locking system, whilst a good idea, does my fking tits in several times a day.

Me too but you do know you can switch this "helpful" little feature off don't you?

[ambuletz]

Put a pizza in the oven and set the timer for 21min on my phone. with 11min to go I accidentally paused it for a a length of time that I was unsure of. I'm now going to have to check it every few minutes until it's done.

BOO

[X5TUU]

Nanook said:

ambuletz said:

Put a pizza in the oven and set the timer for 21min on my phone. with 11min to go I accidentally paused it for a a length of time that I was unsure of. I'm now going to have to check it every few minutes until it's done.

BOO

What the fk sort of pizza takes 21 minutes in an oven?

Is your oven a cardboard box with a candle on it? Or one of those childs toy easybake things with a little light inside?

Or was it a super-fat-bd pizza ... or calzone, they take longer as well

[ambuletz]

X5TUU said:

Nanook said:

ambuletz said:

Put a pizza in the oven and set the timer for 21min on my phone. with 11min to go I accidentally paused it for a a length of time that I was unsure of. I'm now going to have to check it every few minutes until it's done.

BOO

What the fk sort of pizza takes 21 minutes in an oven?

Is your oven a cardboard box with a candle on it? Or one of those childs toy easybake things with a little light inside?

Or was it a super-fat-bd pizza ... or calzone, they take longer as well

yup.
This. 18-24min, 180'C.

[Chris Type R]

First world problem in a box.

[wolfracesonic]

Chris Type R said:

First world problem in a box.

Quite agree. People don't seem to recognize our plight; you turn on the news and what do you see, blah blah blah world hunger..........blah blah blah third world poverty. The guy had to check his pizza every couple of minutes ffs! Slightly OT but if the pizza in question was exactly the same construction but half the diameter, would the cooking time be the same? And if there was a cat in there with it, would it be dead or alive?

[Shakermaker]

wolfracesonic said:

Chris Type R said:

First world problem in a box.

Quite agree. People don't seem to recognize our plight; you turn on the news and what do you see, blah blah blah world hunger..........blah blah blah third world poverty. The guy had to check his pizza every couple of minutes ffs! Slightly OT but if the pizza in question was exactly the same construction but half the diameter, would the cooking time be the same? And if there was a cat in there with it, would it be dead or alive?

One of my maths teachers when I was in school tried to use a similar problem to teach us algebra, I think. I got in trouble when I pointed out what I thought was obvious:

"It takes Sue 15 minutes to bake a cupcake in the oven. How long would it take for her to bake two cupcakes?"

Which as anyone knows, is 15 minutes, surely, as cupcakes can be baked simultaneously. But no, apparently, the cupcakes had to be baked separately, and so the correct answer was 30 minutes.

The very next question

"It takes 3 hours for a shirt to dry on the washing line. How long does it take for 3 shirts to dry?"

I said 3 hours, but again, I was asked to step outside of the classroom for being disrutpive when I said it was still 3 hours because they could all go together. This coupled with my cupcake answer had me marked down as some kind of malcontent..

[ambuletz]

wolfracesonic said:

Chris Type R said:

First world problem in a box.

Quite agree. People don't seem to recognize our plight; you turn on the news and what do you see, blah blah blah world hunger..........blah blah blah third world poverty. The guy had to check his pizza every couple of minutes ffs! Slightly OT but if the pizza in question was exactly the same construction but half the diameter, would the cooking time be the same? And if there was a cat in there with it, would it be dead or alive?

They do make a smaller pizza which takes 13-18min @ 200'c. I tend to go for the fresh thin/stonebaked pizzas as I find they're the closest you can get to that italian style pizza taste/texture, plus they cook in about 11min.

[SpudLink]

I really fancy having a pizza when I get home the evening. I've no idea why.

[AstonZagato]

wolfracesonic said:

Chris Type R said:

First world problem in a box.

Quite agree. People don't seem to recognize our plight; you turn on the news and what do you see, blah blah blah world hunger..........blah blah blah third world poverty. The guy had to check his pizza every couple of minutes ffs! Slightly OT but if the pizza in question was exactly the same construction but half the diameter, would the cooking time be the same? And if there was a cat in there with it, would it be dead or alive?

If it were based on volume, it would take the square root of the time ((πR)^2)

[TheGroover]

Nanook said:

ambuletz said:

yup.
This. 18-24min, 180'C.

Do they come out a freezer?

They do, and they're pretty good.

[X5TUU]

Sat waiting for my flight and for the 3rd time in 5 there are no bacon sarnies in the exec lounge ... my man servant will not hear the last of this!